One gaffe too many. Repeatedly referring to a country that has not existed for years, Czechoslovakia, as if it still did was bad enough but now claiming that Iraq and Pakistan share a border just makes Bush McCain even more confused, doddering, and old. Sure, they'll say he just misspoke or he was tired or something, but the fact remains that after the damage Bush the Idiot has done to our nation in the past 7 years, the next President has to be on his toes all the time and he can't afford to misspeak Old McOldson did.
You want cheap gas? Then pull my finger. Only the last 19% of the people who support Bush the Idiot and the mouth breathing racist morons who live in Kentucky and West Virginia are falling for the line of bull spew that Obama is responsible for high gas prices. It's McInsane's greedy pals in the oil and gas business who are responsible for those high prices.
Don't even think about engaging in premature gay bashing to pump up your base. We all know the Republicans are going to pull out the big gun of demonizing teh gays because they can't make any head way on their other attacks on Obama. Look for a call by Bush McSame to get the ball rolling on a Constitutional amendment that bans two dudes from kissing and making love. Lipstick lesbians will be exempt from this amendment because watching two beautiful women kiss is one of the few things that gets Bush McAngry's old boner working again.
We've had it up to here with your "regular guy who's a real maverick" bullshit. When you flip flop to now support all the things you used to speak out against, the crazy TV preachers, the Bush the Idiot's tax cuts, etc, you can't call your self a maverick anymore. You're not a maverick, you're a sad old man who will do and say anything he can to be elected.
Someone slap some sense into your delusional campaign surrogates. Carly Fiorina claims that it's Obama and not Bush McDoddering who will be carrying out Bush's third term. She must have forgotten that her man voted with Bush the Idiot more than anyone else in Congress in the past 2 years and that he's on videotape saying that he and Bush agree on all the transcendent issues of the day. This from a woman who's biggest accomplishment was almost ruining a great American company, Hewlett Packard, who's brand of printer I use and who also made my digital camera. And then Phil Gramm, who works for USB a foreign owned bank, who lobbies for more banking deregulation, and who helped get us into the mortgage mess we have now due to the deregulation he helped pass in the past, calls Americans "whiners." If you're known by the company you keep then Bush McGeezer has a lot of gall asking to be our next President. He's a doddering confused old man.
His penalty for all these flagrant fouls should be he has to concede the race to Sen. Obama now so that we can start serious impeachment proceedings against the Bush/Cheney crime syndicate. But that's not going to happen so we'll have to settle for seeing him get routed in a landslide come November.
"Hi everyone, Daredevil here. You know me as the blind superhero/attorney from the pages of Marvel comics, but you may not know that I have taken on a new challenge. In addition to all my other jobs and duties, I'm now the official "listener" of this blog. You can tell me anything, go on level with me and I'll never judge you. I'm just here to listen to you unburden yourself. Go on, open up and tell ol' Daredevil anything."
"George Bush here, or in other words, the President of the US and A. I'm here to level with you and tell you I'd be shocked if they ever arrest me for anything I've done while in office. My high crimes and misdemeanors have been waaaaay worse than Nixon's, and yet the Congress lets me go right on fuckin' over the poor and working class people of this country. Heh, heh, heh, Hell fire, they may give me a medal or something before I go. If I go, that is, heh, heh, heh."
"Ya'll don't know me but I'm gonna level with ya, if you looked like Dick Cheney as much as I look like Dick Cheney, then you'd be drinking like a fish and smoking like a porn star's privates after a gang bang movie shoot too." 
"I'd like to level with you Mr. Daredevil and tell you that I, Nigella Lawson, love it when someone tells me I look like Blue Gal." 
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live and work here:
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Everybody clear on that now? 
Life is sweet for him because Dick pulls the strings and gets his way no matter what and when informed of how dissatisfied we hoi polloi are he sardonically says, "So?" Let us eat cake Dick, let us eat cake.
Things couldn't be going better for this group. They've ridden George Jr's bumbling all the way to the top and they've more than cashed in and they'll continue to do so if and when Dumbass leaves office. They'll never have to live on food stamps or worry about making their rent or mortgage payment, they're American royalty! And if they fuck up there'll always be some star struck right wing hack ready to step in and bail them out, just like the Germans in big business did for former Nazi's after WW2, only this time instead of calling it their support system the "rat line," let's call it the "lying weasel line."
Mr. and Mrs. Corporate Media Liars are in the 19 percent group. For them today's America could not be a better place. They get to be famous for telling lies, untruths, and for just being asses in general. They get to mock and make fun of gays, lesbians, and all manner of brown skinned people. Why Bush/Cheney's America is their paradise! It's no wonder they're fighting like hell to keep that uppity black dude and the former first lady out of office. Their gravy train would ground to a halt if a Democrat was elected, they wouldn't sell as many hate filled books and their TV time would be cut in half if that happened.
As you can tell that banana diet is working out really well for me.
It doesn't surprise me a bit. Why should she take any blame? Further up her chain of command they don't take a bit of blame or any responsibility at all.
This asshole thumbs his nose at us every day as he changes his justifications and reasons for taking us into the Iraq quagmire. He refuses to admit that he's done anything wrong and he never will see all the harm he's brought to our country because he's too stupid to know that he's done everything the opposite way of how it should have been done. Why should that little gal accept any responsibility when her delusional Commander in Chief doesn't?
And by now I'm sure you all heard what this malignant tumor had to say when he heard the two thirds of us oppose his fucking war, if you haven't heard it he said, "So?." So. As in so fucking what? As in "So? Why should I care what the plebes think? I'm in charge here and you people better keep quiet or we'll turn this whole country in to Gitmo." So long to sane sober leadership that listens to the people, so long to leaders who are under the rule of law like the rest of us are supposed to be, so long to common sense and decency, so long to thousands of years of precedent, and so long to your rights. He's going to do just what the fuck he wants and he'll do it for as long as he pleases, no matter what the American people think. After all he's not accountable to us, he's only accountable to the people who help put him in power, the multi national corporations, the crooked Republicans who fixed the elections in Ohio and Florida, and the stooges in black robes that we call the Supreme Court.
Mr. Smith the barber says, "He's right. Too many damn houses over here is what is ruining our country. We need to stop building houses over here and build them in Iraq instead."
Comrade Chen said, "Hurry Comrade Lu, there are American bloggers who mock great thinker George Bush. We must go and silence them so that no one notices how much of their economy we control!"
"I've got something for those fancy book learning creeps who mock our President," said Nurse Jones.
Susie says, "My family has learned to love water soup! It's all we can afford thanks to the way our President has handled the economy. We've all lost a lot of weight on this water soup diet, now my mommy isn't a fat cow anymore so now I love her again!"
Mr. Blanchard has this to say, "Being homeless isn't so bad. We lost our house when I went bankrupt after trying to pay Marge's medical bills. We don't miss that old house so much. The important thing is that Blackwater and Halliburton go on making money off the war. We'll find a nice big appliance box, don't worry about us."
The Thompson kids want you to know this, "Gee, we hope they don't build any of those dumb economy ruining houses here in this field, we hope they build another mall that sells stuff no one can afford in this field."
And let's give the last word to Mr. Jenkins. "Leave us the hell alone. We've had enough of that mad man, we're rowing to New Zealand! We can't get away from those asshats Bush and Cheney fast enough."
Here he is with Egyptian strong man Mubarak. Mubarak refuses to hold free and open elections. He does that because he knows if the people of his country were allowed to vote freely and fairly then his ass would be out on the street.
And here is our Idiot in Chief with the Saudi King. If you want to know what life would be like under a repressive theocracy, then look no further than Saudi Arabia. Free and fair elections? Nope. Free speech? Nope. Freedom of the press? Oh hell nope. Lots of religious laws that hamstring the people and their free expression? Yep. A brutal repressive government that jails anyone on the slightest suspicion of dissent? Yes. The country where most all of the 9/11 hijackers were from? Oh yeah. You know what? Bush wants to reward their "great" behavior with a new multi million dollar weapons system. Oh well, at least they won't be able to use those satellite guided missles against their own people.
And finally Chimpy dropped by and had a chat with the man responsible for keeping him in power for the last eight years. They shared a laugh, a hit or two off the hookah pipe, and a bottle of Old Rot Gut bourbon before Georgie Jr. had to come home.
And yes, you are my new honorary "homeboy."
I was watching BBC World News on my local PBS station last night and they did a story about Gordon Brown visiting Basra province in Iraq and telling his troops that the UK will be turning over control of Basra to the Iraqi's in a couple of weeks. Sprinkled through out the story were the words "failure" and "denial of failure."
And just who are you?
...why are you so sad? Is it because it's cold outside?