Tuesday, January 29, 2008

State of the Union

I didn't watch a second of that bastard's last State of the Union address but I can guess at what he said in it. Someone tell me if I'm right or not.

He said the following things:
  • Social Security needs to be privatized.
  • The wars of terror will keep us safe.
  • Businesses need more tax cuts.
  • Some crazy bullshit about hydrogen fuel cells and switchgrass.
  • Education is bitchin' since his No Child Left Behind law got enacted.
  • The state of our union is good but taxes on American businesses need to be lowered.
  • The inheritance tax needs to be abolished.
  • We can't afford social programs because they take money away from the war.
  • God damn it, why have you not lowered taxes on business yet?
  • Businesses need less regulation and less taxes.
  • There is no recession.
  • Seriously, are you just not listening about lowering taxes on businesses?

Hopefully this is the last time that greedy murdering bastard will give a State of the Union address. Next year when President Edwards is giving his first SOTU speech, hopefully Bush will be sitting in a cell in Gitmo after receiving his daily waterboarding.

6 comments:

Randal Graves said...

Yeah, real nice roundup there. Point after point of childish disdain for the truth. I can't believe you didn't once mention the need to lower taxes on businesses. Sheesh.

dguzman said...

And if we don't start lowering taxes on businesses, and start deregulating industry, our whole economy's gonna pretty much go to shit.

oh wait.

Some Guy said...

You forgot the part where he talked about how he talks to God on the phone each day and receives instructions.

Mnmom said...

I hate him, I just really hate him. Have I let you know I hate him?

Life As I Know It Now said...

sir, you are psychic!!! bingo!!! and yes, the POTUS still suffers from a psychosis for surely he is mentally deranged!

no_slappz said...

NEWS ALERT
from The Wall Street Journal

Jan. 30, 2008

John Edwards is ending his campaign for the Democratic presidential nomination.