While there's a break in the action...

...let's get a ruling on Bush McCain's latest gaffes. The election year ref says:

One gaffe too many. Repeatedly referring to a country that has not existed for years, Czechoslovakia, as if it still did was bad enough but now claiming that Iraq and Pakistan share a border just makes Bush McCain even more confused, doddering, and old. Sure, they'll say he just misspoke or he was tired or something, but the fact remains that after the damage Bush the Idiot has done to our nation in the past 7 years, the next President has to be on his toes all the time and he can't afford to misspeak Old McOldson did.

You want cheap gas? Then pull my finger. Only the last 19% of the people who support Bush the Idiot and the mouth breathing racist morons who live in Kentucky and West Virginia are falling for the line of bull spew that Obama is responsible for high gas prices. It's McInsane's greedy pals in the oil and gas business who are responsible for those high prices.Don't even think about engaging in premature gay bashing to pump up your base. We all know the Republicans are going to pull out the big gun of demonizing teh gays because they can't make any head way on their other attacks on Obama. Look for a call by Bush McSame to get the ball rolling on a Constitutional amendment that bans two dudes from kissing and making love. Lipstick lesbians will be exempt from this amendment because watching two beautiful women kiss is one of the few things that gets Bush McAngry's old boner working again.

We've had it up to here with your "regular guy who's a real maverick" bullshit. When you flip flop to now support all the things you used to speak out against, the crazy TV preachers, the Bush the Idiot's tax cuts, etc, you can't call your self a maverick anymore. You're not a maverick, you're a sad old man who will do and say anything he can to be elected.

Someone slap some sense into your delusional campaign surrogates. Carly Fiorina claims that it's Obama and not Bush McDoddering who will be carrying out Bush's third term. She must have forgotten that her man voted with Bush the Idiot more than anyone else in Congress in the past 2 years and that he's on videotape saying that he and Bush agree on all the transcendent issues of the day. This from a woman who's biggest accomplishment was almost ruining a great American company, Hewlett Packard, who's brand of printer I use and who also made my digital camera. And then Phil Gramm, who works for USB a foreign owned bank, who lobbies for more banking deregulation, and who helped get us into the mortgage mess we have now due to the deregulation he helped pass in the past, calls Americans "whiners." If you're known by the company you keep then Bush McGeezer has a lot of gall asking to be our next President. He's a doddering confused old man.

His penalty for all these flagrant fouls should be he has to concede the race to Sen. Obama now so that we can start serious impeachment proceedings against the Bush/Cheney crime syndicate. But that's not going to happen so we'll have to settle for seeing him get routed in a landslide come November.

Meet the Kuhns

This is Asheville, NC couple Mark and Deborah Kuhn sitting on their front porch exercising their Constitutional right to free speech and they were recently arrested for doing so. Perhaps some of you may not be familiar with this case and to be honest I was not familiar with is until a few days ago, but you need to be familiar with it because one of these days it may happen to you or me or to anyone who dares to have an opinion counter to those of the people in power today in our country.

Mark and Deborah put the flag upside down on their front porch because an upside down American flag is a universal signal of distress. They felt in distress over the way our country is being run and because of the quagmire in Iraq and Afghanistan. They blame, and rightly so, our stubborn Idiot in Chief for causing them the sense of distress. Now many people do not understand that while it may be a distress signal to fly the flag upside down, it is not against the law to do so. But, technically speaking, when they attached the picture of our Chickenhawk in Chief and those other papers to the flag, then they did break the law.


As you can imagine some people in Mark and Deborah's neighborhood and city in general did not like them displaying the flag in that manner. One person got so mad about it he called the police and complained. On July 18, 2007 an Asheville City police officer went to their home and asked the couple what the heck was going on and if were they okay. The couple informed the officer that yes they were fine and they were only exercising their right to free speech. They informed him that they were displaying the flag upside down as a way to protest the wars of terror on Iraq and Afghanistan. The officer then told the couple that of course they had every right to protest the war in whatever legal manner they chose and he left.

Case closed thought the Kuhns. But they were wrong, so very wrong.

The male who called the police on the Kuhns is a man by the name of Mark Radford. He is a former police deputy and he is also currently a Staff Sargent in the National Guard. He was not satisfied with the results of his complaint to the Asheville City police so he took his now personal vendetta against the Kuhns a step further. A week after the city police did nothing and rightly so about the Kuhns, Radford got one of his National Guard underlings, who is also a Buncombe County Sheriff's Deputy, by the name of Brian Scarborough, to go out to talk to the Kuhns and to presumably to make them take down the flag that he found so offensive.

Scarborough and his partner raced over to the Kuhns house on July 25, 2007. He walked up on the porch and demanded to know why they were displaying the flag upside down. He told them that since they had attached the picture and the other papers to the flag they were desecrating it. The couple then proceeded to take the picture of our Moron in Chief off the flag, as well as the other stuff. Deputy Scarborough then demanded that they give him some form of ID, which the Kuhns did not have to do, nor do you if you are arrested for any reason. The couple refused and they went inside their home and they locked the door. Scarborough then proceeded to kick in the glass in, open the door, and he forced his way into the Kuhns home. He chased Mark Kuhn around his house, while Deborah screamed for help and called 911, and out finally he chased him outside of the house.

After the deputies threatened to taser his hysterical wife Mark Kuhn finally gave up and surrendered, as you can see in the picture below. Both husband and wife were arrested for desecrating the flag and resisting arrest.
Deputy Scarborough claimed later that he did not kick the door in and force his way in their house, he said that Mr. Kuhn slammed the door on his hand and that's when the glass broke and that's when he ran after Mr. Kuhn. Unfortunately for Deputy Scarborough there were many witnesses who backed up the Kuhn's story 100%.


When all this shit hit the fan the Buncombe County, and if that name sounds kind of familiar to you it's because the phrase 'Bunco Artist,' which means con man, is derived from the name Buncombe in Buncombe County, the Sheriff's Dept. said that it was their duty to investigate all crimes in the county, whether they occur in the city or in the county. They stuck by Deputy Scarborough, who by the way was just back from Iraq and probably suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, and they said they planned to prosecute the Kuhns to the fullest extent of the law.
But thankfully cooler heads prevailed and as of yesterday, 8-3-2007, all charges against the Kuhns have been dropped. You can read more in depth coverage of the plight of the Kuhns here and here.

What gets me about this case is that this Radford guy got so pissed off that the City police did not do what he wanted so he went and got his National Guard bud to do his dirty work for him. Radford did not have the balls or decency to speak to the Kuhns face to face, he had to do it through the various police agencies. And to top it all off he followed his National Guard BFF Dep. Scarborough out to watch him arrest the Kuhns and it's been reported that when he saw Deborah Kuhn hauled off to jail that he shouted at her, "Yeah, go to jail baby!" It turns out that Radford is also Scarborough's direct superior in their National Guard unit. He reminds me of the little kid who gets pissed that his mommy won't make his siblings do what he wants so he goes and snitches to his daddy as well.

I'm willing to bet anything that sooner rather than later this Radford guy puts on his white sheet and his white hood and he and his KKK, oops I mean National Guard, buddies show up one more time at the Kuhns.

It makes me sick to my stomach that people like Radford are helping their President try to scare people in to keeping silent about the war. If we don't shut the hell up and get in line and believe and act and be more like them then we're gonna get ours. And by "ours" I mean a cell in Gitmo. If we don't all fall in line and fall for this,

then we're all gonna get rounded up.

You think I'm jumping to conclusions don't you? You think it can't happen here? Well, go talk to the Kuhns and to the people in the anti war movement that the FBI admits to spying on. Then maybe if you have time go look up all the laws that our Traitor to the Constitution in Chief has changed so he can "fight" the terrorists here at home. It not only can happen here, it is happening here.

And if what happened to the Kuhn's doesn't scare you, then you're not a patriotic American and you stand with this ass hat:

(Girl with the gun picture lifted from Samurai Frog's blog.)

Excuse me Bob?

From Think Progress:

Appearing on Bloomberg Television this weekend, Novak said of the YouTube debate, “I thought it was really disgusting. … The reporters were terrible but this was ludicrous.” Novak argued, “You know when we did away with the monarchy and went through democracy, there was a lot of fear that this sort of thing would happen. It took 200 years but we got there.”

Man this old fart hates everybody! He hates bloggers because they don't read his bull shit and bow down to him and his corporate masters. He hates YouTube because out of touch assholes like him don't dominate it. He hates the people who asked the questions on the YouTube debates because they aren't "journalists" in the pay of corporate media like him. And he probably hates puppies, flowers, cute little kids, and sunsets too.
I love his line, "...there was a lot of fear that this sort of thing would happen..." Really Bob? Fear? Really? Who was fearful of citizens asking questions of the people who want to lead them? You? Your corporate media paymasters? Or was it all rich white men who've been assisting the white power elites foist their corrupt power agenda on this country from day one?

Bob you've been against everything the people of this country have wanted for the past 50 years. You were for the Vietnam war, for Nixon, against equal rights for women and minorities, you were for letting people with HIV/AIDS suffer and die needlessly, you were against divesting from South Africa and freeing Nelson Mandela, you've been on the side of the rich white guys all along, you are for the wars on Iraq and Afghanistan, you are for King George the Chickenhawk, you are against common people asking questions and daring to want to help shape this country, and worst of all Bob, you are against me.
Honestly though Bob, I could care less what you say because you're right you'll be physically dead soon. Your body will finally catch up with your sense of humanity and your basic human decency, those two things died along time ago. I never read what you wrote and I could not stomach your inhumane visage on TV so I won't shed a tear or be a bit sorry when you go down for your dirt nap. We bloggers will get the last laugh, we'll still be alive long after you're gone and we'll be helping shape public opinion and public policy while you rot in the ground, so nah, nah, nah.

A quick question

How big an incompetent douchebag must Gonzo be if he can't get any support from assholes like these?

It boggles the mind.

And now a message from our Idiot in Chief

"Hey Amurica, sit on this and spin. I'm tha decider and I decide that Scooter don't have to go to jail. If ya'll don't like it, then ya'll kin suck my balls. I'm the rich white guy who done be yer boss so ya'll got ta do what I want.

I could care less if I sentence thousands of brown skinned people to a life of hell, theys not Jesus lovers like me anyway so fuck them. I don't care if your sons and daughters go fight them brown skinned pagans either. If they die too, then that ain't no skin off my ball sack. My kids is safe and so is mah familys. See Amurica, I only care about you if you is rich white and on mah side.

I could care less if Scooty-pooty was convicted in a court of law that was presided over by a Republican appointed judge and prosecuted by a Republican Federal DA dude. It don't make a damn to me if the appeals court that said Scooty-bab-ooty should go to jail right now is made up of mostly Republicans. Theys all gots it wrong. I may not know my ass from a hole in the ground but I knows I'm right and theys be wrong.

This communism-utation should send a signal to all ya'll whiners that I look out fer people, people who hepped me. The rest of ya'll can suck my ass."

And now my response to the Idiot in Chief:

You god damned criminal pig fucker you. How dare you stop the wheels of justice so you can spare your lilly white assed friend? How dare you corrupt our system of justice and our government more than you already have? What kind of twisted ethics and morals do you have that condemns so many people to die but spares a convicted felon who was caught doing your evil bidding?



People of America, citizens who still value justice and sanity in this world, is this Libby sentence commutation the outrage that will finally send you over the edge?


IMPEACH THE MOTHERFUCKER ALREADY!!!!!!!



I want you to stand up and demand that Bush/Cheney be impeached and imprisoned. To the barricades my brothers and sisters! Get rid of the traitors by all legal means!!!

From the Department of I Can't Believe That Idiot Said That

From a Reuters story I saw via Huffington Post:

"One day the good Lord will take Fidel Castro away," Bush said in answer to a question after a speech at the Naval War College.

Hey George, most of the world is saying the same thing about you. How do you feel about that?

You know who wouldn't say such stupid asinine things?

I'm not as nice as Dennis is, but technically it's against the law to say out loud what I'd like to see happen to Georgie, so I'll just keep quiet.

Except to say, VOTE FOR KUCINICH IN 2008. And not just because he's hot, but because not including me, he's the best choice for President.

A lesson in reality for Mitt Romney

Hey Mitt I saw where you claimed that we liberals and progressives "fear" the reality of the terrorists and I just wanted to let you know that you're wrong. We don't fear the terrorists, our fear is that you and your President will continue to make more terrorists. I know how you are prone to flip flopping on most every issue so I am going to set you straight now on how to end terrorism the right way.

And maybe when I'm done you'll flip over to my side.

Hey! Not so fast, let me get out what I came to tell you.

Seriously, stop it, you're making me dizzy.

Okay, if we stop supporting regimes that brutalize their citizens, that deny them the basic rights we have (you know like the ones in our Bill of Rights), that sell out their country to the multi national corporations, and that blindly do the IMF and WTO's evil bidding, then we will not create terrorists. If we treat every human being with respect and dignity and make sure that all people (not just white Jeebus followers) have their human rights safeguarded then you just watch terrorism dry up. If we reigned the out of control lawless multi national corporations that screw us over and foul our earth, then see if that doesn't help end terrorism.

See Mitt, the one who is afraid of reality is you and your pals at ExxonMobilWal-MartMicrosoft and in the Republican party. If you all stopped all your shit and actually did something good for people, like just what I mentioned above, then terrorism would end. Oh wait, if you did that then that would mean that you and your pals would be without all the wealth and power that you all stole from us. Well, anyway, we're ready to really end terrorism once and for all and make this planet a better place for all, are you with us or are you afraid of reality?


So you're with us?!?!
Oh, ok, that's what I thought. It's okay Mitt, I understand. You know what though? We don't need you anyway, we got these two with us. And millions more like them.

How dare you!

Hey Dumb Ass, yes Dumb Ass, I'm talking to you. Not that you fucking care or that you might read anything you might disagree with but Pam at Musings of a Working Mom put your stem cell veto into perspective for everyone. Not that she needs any back up, because if you ask me I think she can take care of herself in a street fight and in a battle of wits with your stupid fucking ass, but I just wanted to take her point a step further.

You tell us you vetoed the stem cell bill so that Americans would not be financing the destruction of human life. But what you fucking meant was that you wanted to make sure that people who look like this:

And this:

can have babies when they want.

But it's okay to kill and maim people who look like this:

because their skin is brown, they have no money, and they have a different religion than you.

You know what Dumb Ass, someone should have taught you that all human life is sacred not just white Christian life. Someone should have taught your stupid ass that real power is knowing when not to strike out in anger and that sane people use diplomacy and not bombs. And finally, someone should have taken you out behind the wood shed and gave you an ass whippin' for being stupid enough to get us into this mess. I'm praying that you don't start anymore wars before you leave office and I'm praying that when you do go, you'll be led off in handcuffs and put on trial for your crimes.

Now we know...

...why he's been such a bad President. Hey dumb ass, switch to pot, mellow out, and end the fucking war.

Misty water colored memories...

...of the way we were.

Why they hate us

I saw this post over on Crooks and Liars (one of the world's best blogs by the way, woo hoo, and I'm not sucking up to them because they linked me twice) and it made my blood boil and it made the angry monkey come down from his tree.

The angry monkey sayeth:

The mainstream, oops, sorry I mean corporate, media for years has been doing this:when people like us ask them to report on issues important to us. Issues like the ever widening gap between the haves and the have nots, the lack of universal health care in the USA, the wasteful spending on the military/prison industrial complex in the USA, the lack of funds for teachers and college scholarships for minority, poor, and working class youth, and the general lack of concern about human rights in our country and abroad by the Bush junta.



They want us to shut up and let them tell us what we are supposed to think and how we are supposed to vote. They think that since they are on TV or on the radio that they know more than us, the great unwashed masses.



And for years we had to swallow their crap because we had no outlet to put forth our views, our ideas, our agenda. They told us so many lies that it became hard to know when they actually told the truth. They laid down on the job during the run up to the war of terror on Iraq and Afghanistan. They swallowed everything that these two criminals told them.

Then in 2006 when we voted to end the war, to toss out the corrupt pigs, to put this country back on the right track, they told us that was not what we voted for. They said that what we voted for is what they tell us. And they keep on telling lies about just who is against the warwithoutendAmen and about what we want from the people we will vote for in 2008, especially guilty of those things are Chris Matthews, John King at CNN, and the whole FOX Comedy network.

But now they are slowly realizing that people are not watching their biased "news" shows anymore, not believing the lies they spew out, and not falling for their corporate crap in general anymore. And they fucking hate it. And they call us all sorts of names for daring to call them on their bull shit games. And they will stop at nothing to discredit those of us who know that they are lying and who write about the issues facing this country with passion, wit, and zeal. Their glass houses are cracking and they know it.

It used to be that when I got up on Sunday morning I would go buy the New York Times and I would read it while I listened to the morning news shows on the boob tube. Not anymore. Now I fire up the home computer, have a look at the news on Huffington Post, Raw Story, the Progressive, Alternet, Think Progress, Crooks and Liars, and then I see if the many bloggers who inhabit my blog roll have written anything new since I saw them last. I trust what my fellow bloggers write more than I trust what the hairdo's on TV tell me. I trust the news on Huffington, et al before I trust anything in a newspaper owned by a multi-national corporation.

So you go ahead and cry all you want O Reilly,
and you gals blow all the hot air you want,

and you whine about how all the left wing bloggers are attacking your lying ass Joe Klein,

and you tubby, you keep trying to get America to smell your stink finger.

Because guess what? We're not falling for any of your shit anymore. We know better. And you know what else? We'd demand better of you all but we know we'll never get it. So until the day when labor unions and groups like Amnesty International and Oxfam underwrite your news shows and not groups like Wal-Mart, Microsoft, and Exxon Mobil, then we'll just keep ignoring you and deciding things for ourselves.

Oh yeah, and I'll keep posting gratuitous photos of Salma Hayek because you all refuse to, so there. Nah nah nah.

If these two are laughing...

...then you can bet it's because they just bombed some innocent Iraqis or Afghans.

How much you wanna bet...

...that he forgets he was ever in Colombia?

George W. Bush's Review of the Democratic Party Debate

We managed to somehow get President Bush to take some time out of his busy schedule to watch the Democratic Party Debate last night for us. Here with out any edits are his remarks: I wish I hadn't told Dr. Monkey I'd watch this dang thing fer him. I'd rather be slamming some beers or something down with Jenna. But a promise is a promise.

Hey what's that?

It's the remote.

Dang, they forgot to take it away from me, like they usually do.

They know I'll keep a flipping if they leave this thing with me.

No, I gotta stay strong. Dr. Monkey is counting on me.
Ok, here they go, they're getting ready to start.

Let's see who's hosting this sheebang. Oh shit, it's Wolf Blitzer.

He scares me, what with his beard and all.

Screw you Monkey, I'm seeing what else is on.

Heck no, I ain't watching Murder She Writed. That's Daddy's favorite show but I hate it. I'm glad to see ol' Mary Poppins is still gettin' work tho. She's not gonna need any Social Security, so take that you liberals!

Ohhh, I love Captain America. But I seen this one a miz-illion times.

Awesome! Dawson's Creek is back. I'll have to remember to tell Jenna and The Other One our favorite show is back on.

Dang, check out Lifetime! They got them a show about Tom Jones on. Man, Tom is a good looking dude. He's packing some heat too. I bet he gives off a virile musky scent like me.
If I ever get close enough to him I'm gonna sniff him.

How about that? Monica's on E! I see why ol' Bubba tapped that now, she ain't half bad.

Cindy who I wonder. Maybe it's that little girl from that Dr. Suess cartoon, Cindy Lou Who.

Awesome! The new Girl's Gone Wild DVD is out. I pray Jenna and The Other One aren't in it.

What kind of show is this on Cartoon Network? A show about wimmens periods? Ewww, them things look dangerous. I'm glad I don't have them things.


Why did I turn it back to Lifetime? Holy crap look at that chest. What a pelt that man has. And strong arms too. I bet he'd cradle me in those things and whisper....
Uhh, I better turn it.


I love that Crunky ad! Man, I could use some Crunky now. I'm kind of hungry. Crunky would hit the spot now. And so would some pork rinds. Mmmmmmm, pork rinds.
Hey I bet that big ass pig that that kid shot has a buch of pork rinds inside it. I'd eat all them pork rinds now and some Happy Strawberry Crunky too.

I'd wash it down with that stuff too. Sheee-it, I loves me some Imitation Grape Soda. None of that real shit for me, I'm an 'imitation guy' all the way.

Crap. It's pledge week on PBS again. How many more times can I watch that Irish dude from Branson sing? They ain't gettin' any of my money. Dang ol' gay liberals.

Sweet!!! The new Golden Girls Gone Wild DVD is out. I hope Mom ain't shaking her nay nays in this one too. That was scary but strangely arousing watching her do that.

No Tom!!! Don't listen to her! She's no good for you. I'm the only man for you. I'll even wear the bikini for you Tom. Tommmmmmmmmm................
Uh, I better turn it.


What's this on SCI FI? A monster movie?
Watch out Timmy-san! Theys a monster next to you.
Where's Lassie when you need him?


Dang, monster trucks on Spike TV. Monster trucks rule. Watch out Mountain Dew can, nothing can stop the power of MONSTER TRUCKS!
Oh poop, it's going off.

I wonder what's on there next?

Cool! Dogs playing poker!

And yet I can't stop going back to Lifetime.

Okay, now your just scaring me with them googly eyes Tom.

I think I'll just take a nap now.

Dr. Monkey will never know if I watched the debates or not. He's just a dumb ass monkey after all.