Wednesday, September 28, 2016
Tuesday, September 27, 2016
"That dude was dope. Hang on, I meant to say that dude IS a dope."
"I heard he wants to take away my health care that I got from President Obama. He says we can't afford it because we got to spend more money on bombs and stuff. Screw that. I can't eat bombs and no soldier is gonna look after me when I get sick."
"He did about how I expected him to. I expect his first term in office will go about as smoothly as the one Mitt Romney had. You see what I did there?"
"You already talked to me. Now, leave me alone while I contemplate how to survive being a young black male in a country that allows cops to brutalize me and mine and then damns and criminalizes me when I demonstrate against it."
"He needed to appeal to women, black folks, Hispanics, and Muslims and he ended up scoring big with the people who want to burn crosses in our yard."
"He said he's going to be the law and order president. Black folks already got all the law and order we can handle. The law gives us an order and it kills us even if we obey it. So my parents will be voting Hillary."
Monday, September 26, 2016
"I see a victory for the two party monopoly."
"Dat geezer Trump is wot who is gonna win. Because all he gotta do is not fuck up."
"I care not who wins that silly debate because my dog and I are on our honeymoon. Thanks a lot Obama!"
"I'm too stoned to say right now. Come back after my buzz wears off."
"I piss on your debates."
"Je suis un lapin."
"I'm rooting for Hillary because I want to root Hillary. What? Is it sexist to say that now? Oh fuck, I give up."
Sunday, September 25, 2016
Saturday, September 24, 2016
Friday, September 23, 2016
Thursday, September 22, 2016
He's too fucking stupid to realize the spirit of MLK is alive and well when black folks rise up and fight systemic racism, police brutality, and injustice. He thinks King was some kind of meek kumbaya milktoast who just wanted all of us to get along. He's forgotten that King led thousands of marchers out in the streets to demand an end to police brutality. It's slipped his tiny mind that King was the leader of a mass movement that worked for jobs, justice, and voting rights for the millions of oppressed black folks in the south and everywhere else in the USA. He's fallen for the bullshit lies of the Quislings like Jesse Lee Peterson who claim that King was a Republican who hated labor unions, for the record one more time King was a liberal who worked to unionize black folks because he knew that collectively black workers have more power than they do individually. This white gerrymandered corporate stooge thinks we all forgot how King was anti war, anti capitalist, and ready to take to the streets whenever he needed to in order to make his point or to mobilize people on behalf of his causes.
King is out there every time black folks and their allies say that black lives matter. King is there protesting today's wage slavery and economic injustice. King is right there shoulder to shoulder with all people who want to see true equality, an end to racism, the end of police brutality, and who demonstrate against their oppression.
The spirit of MLK is alive and well and it is still looking for freedom, equality, and justice. And his spirit is in Charlotte in the streets.
Wednesday, September 21, 2016
Tuesday, September 20, 2016
Just because you rolled over for Hillary doesn't mean I'm going to. Deal with it.
Monday, September 19, 2016
Sunday, September 18, 2016
Saturday, September 17, 2016
Friday, September 16, 2016
"He's a foul mouthed buffoon who needs to be soundly thrashed."
"I'd sooner vote for a Negro or a woman than vote for him."
"We'd vote for him if they let jaunty homosexuals like us vote."
"Go away, I'm about to eat this baby."
"Trump makes me wish I had been on the Titanic."
"If we gals ever get the vote no anti female jackass like him would ever be elected."
"I dreamed all of you up, you don't really exist, except in my mind. Also, all of my internal organs are made out of English muffins."
Thursday, September 15, 2016
Wednesday, September 14, 2016
Tuesday, September 13, 2016
Monday, September 12, 2016
- when Buffoon Trump denies his birtherism.
- when Lena Dunham says anything.
- when you tell someone you live in TN and they ask if you know their favorite country music singer.
- when someone says that a vote for Dr. Jill Stein is a vote for Buffoon Trump.
- when someone feels compelled to tell you they hate what sport is in season.
- when someone does another post with Tina Fey doing her eye roll in it.