Monday, October 24, 2016

Two weeks to go

We'll be shed of this bad hombre in two weeks.

Sunday, October 23, 2016

Saturday, October 22, 2016

Good luck with that

Buffoon Trump says after the election, he's going to sue the women he's groped and molested.  Which is fine because it'll be good for him to have something to do after Hillary kicks his ass on Nov. 8th.

Friday, October 21, 2016

Meanwhile, back at the Trump rally...

I hope Trump goes into hiding after his big loss on Nov. 8th.

Thursday, October 20, 2016

Long may you run

As I've written before on this blog my late father suffered all his life with clinical depression and schizophrenia.  When I was 17, after years of pushing him away because his mental illness embarrassed me, he took his own life.  He hung himself in a closet in his small apartment in Ypsilanti, MI.  I found out he had taken his own life when my uncle, his brother, Curt called me after the police found dad's dead body.  Curt, who I had never met or spoken with before, because he had been in the California penal system most of his life and most all of my life up to that point, blithely told me that dad had committed suicide and in his next breath he told me that dad had hung himself.  I was speechless and on autopilot when I said something like, "Okay, thanks for calling."  I hung up and Curt must have felt bad for just blurting it out like that and he called back to offer some weak ass apology, which I accepted, though I was still in shock.  Most everyone in my family would have rejoiced but it was still hard for me to hear my dad, who I loved and missed, despite how I acted, was dead.  

It's hard to lose a parent when you're still relatively young.  I had already lost my mom when I was 10 and I saw my beloved big sister Linda get hit and killed by a car when I was 8.  Then to lose my dad who I hadn't spoken to in months because I was embarrassed to be around him because he was ill, and I was still living with and being treated like a third class citizen by my bi polar aunt and her bullying children.  It all hurt but I held it in and didn't talk to anyone because I was afraid to show any emotion or let anything out lest the wolves at home think I was weak.  

I bring up all this because I lost a friend the other day and he's got a son, Noah, a great kid I'm proud to call my friend, who is about the age I was when I lost my dad. My friend Bobby fought a battle with the bottle and his liver was the first loser.  Things looked up for him for a time when he was able to get treatment for his liver failure.  The doctors seemed upbeat and they released him under strict orders not to drink.  He seemed to be doing better after his release, he returned to Facebook and was looking forward to more time with his son.  But the damage must have been greater than the doctors thought because a few days ago he started having agonizing pain and so he went back in the hospital.  This time after tests the doctors said there wasn't mush they could do for him now and this past Tuesday evening Bobby passed away.  

His son was able to speak to him before he died and his last words to him were, "I love you."  His family was with him when they took Bobby off the ventilator and although it's a crushing loss because Bobby was in his mid forties, it was a comfort that they all could be with him at the end of his life. 

My heart goes out to his son and his widow.  It's a shame that my friend died so young and it's even worse that he won't be around to see his kid grow up and blaze his own way through life.  

Rest in peace Bobby.  Thank you for being my friend and for not letting me get away with my bullshit all the time.  But most of all thanks for being responsible for bringing your son Noah into the world. 

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Monday, October 17, 2016

Magic Mike

Mike Pence says he doesn't know if Hillary uses performance enhancing drugs before the debates with his boss.  So, using his line of thinking, I'm not sure if Mike Pence gets jacked up on Red Bull and LSD and participates in the ritualistic killing of Jewish babies so that he can drink their blood to stay young.  And until he provides proof that he doesn't do what I just said he might do, then I can only conclude that he indeed does do that shit.

Saturday, October 15, 2016

That'll do pig, that'll do

Friday, October 14, 2016

Trump is an anti science idiot

He's mocked the disabled.  He said vets with PTSD were weak.  He said global warming was a hoax.  And now he's knocking the science behind the NFL's concussion protocol.

One has to wonder if there is anything aside from that massive ego in that empty head of his.

Buffoon Trump, uneducated, unwilling to learn, unqualified and unfit to be president.

Thursday, October 13, 2016

Speaking out about Donald Trump

"I'd say Trump is a piece of shit, but that's being disrespectful to shit.  At least shit serves a purpose, it fertilizes crops and helps food grow."

"My mouth was open like this and he tried to put something in it.  I didn't see it because my eyes were closed but I remember it was small and round and it tasted like flop sweat and pickle juice."

"We tried using all the seduction techniques Donald Trump has used and all it got us was a shitload of restraining orders and some slaps from some women."

"He tried to grab my boobs but his tiny hands couldn't fit around them.  He's such a weak ass loser."

"We like pie."

"Trump cologne, the scent of failure in a bottle."

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

What does the cat say?

An experiment in color.

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Space cadets

Monday, October 10, 2016

The low down

A guy who married his cousin

is making excuses for a sniffing serial sex abuser because he wants him to be POTUS. 

So guess what America, you can:

Saturday, October 8, 2016

The last straw?

I can only guess what's going down in Buffoon Trump's campaign right now.

Thursday, October 6, 2016

Not to put too fine a point on it...

...say I'm the only bee in your bonnet. And build a little birdhouse in your soul.

Wednesday, October 5, 2016

Fuck you Mill Creek Brewing and fuck you very much Chris Going

While in middle TN recently I bought a six pack of Mill Creek Brewing company's beer.  It tasted adequate, it was barely a step above Budweiser, which I guess is good enough for some brewing companies, and in the spirit of helping out a small business I made the mistake of sending them an email to ask when their beer might be available here in east TN where I live.  After waiting a week and not getting a response back, I pulled up their little Facebook page and told them how much I appreciated them not getting back with me.  Then the parade of excuses started.  They said they didn't get back to me because they only had four people working there or some shit like that.  Then they got around to emailing me after I publicly shamed them into it and I told them not to bother with it, since they were obviously understaffed and they can't be bothered to spend time replying to peons like me who don't buy their beer that often.

After I sent that email shit got real and they showed their true colors.  One of their four employees, a jackass named Chris Going, who never had the time to email me until I shamed him into it, sent me this picture in an email:

Poor little Chris Going can't be bothered to respond to emails but when his royal thin skinned highness does, he tells me to fuck off.  I hurt his wittle feewings.  So now, I hope to hurt this asshole's business. I'm guessing Going is some kind of entitled white guy who can't take any criticism and if you don't let him get his way he'll stamp his feet and cry.  He expected me to just forget that he and his company were too fucking lazy or disinterested in me and my pitiful little questions.  He wanted me to forgive him because he's got a company to run.  Well, fuck that shit.  Fuck him, fuck his beer, fuck his lazy disinterested shitty customer service, fuck all of that shit with a chainsaw.

I hope he's got the balls to contact me now or to try to leave a comment on this blog because I'll fucking make anything he writes to me public.  I'll post whatever he writes to me verbatim.  But somehow I doubt he'll do anything, because that's how guys like him operate, they talk tough but they shrink from a fight.

If you ever have the misfortune to see any of his crappy beers in stores or in a bar, don't buy it because if the people who make it are crap, then whatever they make is crap too.

Fuck you Mill Creek Brewing.

And you can fuck right off Chris Going.

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

Today on Ellen...

Ellen talks to Melania Trump about how it feels to have a greasy lying sack of shit fuck her.

Ellen welcomes a budding minor celebrity and her mom.

The Indigo Girls perform.

And a guest gets bumped.

That's all coming up on today's Ellen!

Monday, October 3, 2016

What are you doing to achieve victory?

Victory at all costs!

Sunday, October 2, 2016

There's no paranoia like cold war era paranoia

Christian nut jobs.

Saturday, October 1, 2016

She's got the power

The lovely Simone Missick of Luke Cage.

Friday, September 30, 2016

Brown sugar of the week

Jameela Jamil.

Thursday, September 29, 2016

Does Obamacare cover doll hospitals?


Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Hump day dance party!

Boogie on down.

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Some black kids talk about Trump and the debate

"That dude was dope.  Hang on, I meant to say that dude IS a dope."

"I heard he wants to take away my health care that I got from President Obama.  He says we can't afford it because we got to spend more money on bombs and stuff.  Screw that.  I can't eat bombs and no soldier is gonna look after me when I get sick."

"He did about how I expected him to.  I expect his first term in office will go about as smoothly as the one Mitt Romney had.  You see what I did there?"

"You already talked to me.  Now, leave me alone while I contemplate how to survive being a young black male in a country that allows cops to brutalize me and mine and then damns and criminalizes me when I demonstrate against it."

"He needed to appeal to women, black folks, Hispanics, and Muslims and he ended up scoring big with the people who want to burn crosses in our yard."

"He said he's going to be the law and order president.  Black folks already got all the law and order we can handle.  The law gives us an order and it kills us even if we obey it.  So my parents will be voting Hillary."

Monday, September 26, 2016

Who's going to win tonight's debate?

"I see a victory for the two party monopoly." 

"Dat geezer Trump is wot who is gonna win.  Because all he gotta do is not fuck up."

"I care not who wins that silly debate because my dog and I are on our honeymoon.  Thanks a lot Obama!" 

"I'm too stoned to say right now.  Come back after my buzz wears off."

"I piss on your debates."

"Je suis un lapin." 
"I'm rooting for Hillary because I want to root Hillary.  What?  Is it sexist to say that now?  Oh fuck, I give up."