Monday, May 30, 2016


I love how cows don't give a shit about us humans.

Saturday, May 28, 2016

Use your letters

'C' is for couch. 

'B' is for bomb.

Friday, May 27, 2016

Canadian of the week

Holy hell Katheryn Winnick is gorgeous.  I may have to start watching Vikings.

Thursday, May 26, 2016

Okay, this one cracked me up

Dat boi on one of the most pretentious magazines in the world.  That's what's up.

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Fixer upper of the week

The decline of retail.

Monday, May 23, 2016

One of my new favorite songs

Don't let your crippling fears cripple you anymore

Stop being afraid to be pretty.

Saturday, May 21, 2016

Hair today, gone tomorrow

Friday, May 20, 2016

Thursday, May 19, 2016

Here are nine photos of the wildly sexy Eva Birthistle holding things

You're welcome.

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

The only good news I have to offer you

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

The Norwegian women have a message for you

"Happy Norwegian Constitution Day!  And also, vi elsker Doctor Monkey!"

Monday, May 16, 2016

Cooking with Dr. Monkey

I made this recipe the other night and it's pretty easy as long as you use the precooked chicken.  It's delicious as well.  The only thing I changed was I didn't top my flautas with any more cheese, there was plenty inside the flautas already.  I highly recommend this recipe.

1940's women's magazine ads

Saturday, May 14, 2016

Some of my more 'expressionistic' new pieces

'Suspension of belief' 

'In the aquarium'

'Call your mother' 

All are watercolor and marker on 17x11" paper.

Thursday, May 12, 2016

I am world wide

One of my Swedish free art card agents stuck some of my free art cards out in a library in her lovely socialist country.

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

It's never too soon to talk to your baby

"Hey porky, lay off the boobs will ya?  All that milk is going straight to that fat ass of yours."

"I can feel your brain through your soft spot!"

"Mommy loves you but the jury is still out with your dad."

"I spiked this milk with some Nyquil."

"I would crush you in a wrestling match.  You know that right?"

"You're the reason why we can't have nice things."

Monday, May 9, 2016

The circus continues.

Sunday, May 8, 2016

It lives!

And it wants to be Trump's veep.

Friday, May 6, 2016

Some new art

Making some pictures again when I'm not distracted by this, the greatest thing the internet has ever produced.

Thursday, May 5, 2016

So sorry

I've been busy the past few days, sorry for not posting more. I'll get back to regular posting soon.

Monday, May 2, 2016

Modern artist of the week

Marcel Duchamp.