Monday, May 22, 2017

Excellence in design

1998 was a good year for Kentucky State Fair posters.

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Art in action

This painting is my favorite among the bigger scale works I've been doing recently.  I like it so much that I hung it in my home office so I can see it every day.

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Promises promises

"Drop the Flynn investigation and I'll make Ivanka give you a handjob. Seriously.  She gives the best handjobs.  Everybody knows."

Monday, May 15, 2017

Monday motivation

Sunday, May 14, 2017

Sexy Sunday

Friday, May 12, 2017

This guy right here

I love Sparky's dad like he's my own father.  He 's been in the hospital for over two months dealing with complications from getting the toes on his left foot amputated due to diabetes.  At every turn I expected the worst but somehow he came through it all to make it back home.  For a 90 yr old man, he's pretty damn tough.

The real work begins now that he's home.  It's not going to be easy but at least he's back in familiar surroundings.

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Now that he's been fired, here's a list of things former FBI director James Comey can do to occupy his time

  1. Prank call Donald Rumsfeld. 
  2. Investigate the pizza delivery person who keeps pissing on his lawn.
  3. Find Jesus.
  4. Write a sexy bromance book about his love for crossdresser J. Edgar Hoover.
  5. Interpretively dance the Bhagavad Gita. 
  6. Masturbate obsessively.
  7. Start a Youtube channel to show off his slapstick comedy skills.
  8. Follow the band Jars of Clay.
  9. Become an expert on the works of Gunter Grass.
  10. Bitch about how he was ousted because he's a white male, because men's rights tho.

Monday, May 8, 2017

Friday, May 5, 2017

An alternate universe movie poster

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Party down America!  Twenty four million of your fellow citizens are going to lose their health insurance, premiums are about to skyrocket, and rape is going to become a pre-existing condition.  But the important thing is that rich white men are going to get richer.

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Trump family sacrifices, hopes, wishes, and dreams

Ivanka said the campaign to get her dad elected was hard work and that she hardly had any time to meditate or get a massage.

Skippy Trump said he didn't have time to shoot all the exotic animals in Africa that he wanted to kill.

Donald Trump Jr said he wishes he could poop out pieces of pie. 

Melania Trump said she just wanted to be left alone so she could focus on her plans to rid the world of Jews. 

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

These people learned history from Trump University

"Andrew Jackson could have prevented the Civil War but he chose not to because he had investments in northern factories."

"Teddy Roosevelt tried to stop the Korean war but Harry Truman bitched slapped him out of doing it."

"Martin Luther King Jr. wanted to invade the Falkland Islands but Ronald Reagan persuaded him not to by getting him hooked on the Mary Janes."

"The war of 1812 was really fought in 1799 but the fake news media won't tell the American people the truth."

"Spiderman is behind all international tooth decay, the rise of Freemasonry, and he killed Prince."

"I've come from the future to warn you not to elect Trump...what?  I'm too late?  Fuck, you're all fucked and I'm trapped here in the past.  Oh well, screw it, I'm going to become a gigantic whore and get hammered all the time." 

Sunday, April 30, 2017

My latest work

'All the options open to our little angel' 
(acrylic on 24x48" canvas)

Bonus Nina Zilli because I'm lazy

Friday, April 28, 2017

When you care enough to feed your kids shit

Velveeta is a crime against nature.

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Kids today...

They don't know how easy they have it.  When I was young if you wanted to watch porn in your own home you had to use a movie projector or one of these things.  Today kids can watch porn all day long on their internet connected devices.

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Euro crush of the month

Super hot Italian pop singer Nina Zilli.

Sunday, April 23, 2017

Found on the internet

Welcome back to super sexy Sunday, early 1980's edition

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Work in progress

'The photographer who was her own muse for years and years'
(acrylic on 24x48" canvas)

Wednesday, April 19, 2017


Sunday, April 16, 2017

Easter Island

I dislike Easter most of all. It's a purely religious holiday that's been foisted on us by the dominant Christian majority. There is zero proof that anyone has ever been risen from the dead after three days, and no just because your Bible says it's so that doesn't make it true. It's on a different day every year and the food associated with is is crappy. When people wish me a happy Easter I tell them I don't celebrate it.

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

'The contortionist finds love'

(acrylic on 24x48" canvas)
My latest work on canvas.

Friday, April 7, 2017

A new work in progress

'The contortionist finds love'

Thursday, April 6, 2017

Fuck corporate co-opting

No Pepsi, you don't get to co-opt protest.  And no, I'm not giving a cop a fucking thing at the next demonstration I go to.

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Current mood

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Apropos of what we're dealing with

Sunday, April 2, 2017

Stopping for awhile

This family emergency with Sparky's folks is just too much for us all to handle right now.  This blog is on indefinite hiatus for the foreseeable future until we get this shit under control.