Salon Fresh

'Salon Fresh' 

(acrylic and paper on 24x48" wooden panel)

One of my newest finished works

'NATIONAL BIRD NIGHT 2' (acrylic, paper, and wooden buttons on 24x48" canvas).

Mike Ditka says there's been no racial oppression for a hundred years, do you agree with him?

"Totally.  I haven't seen any oppression so it's obviously not there.  And I won't believe you if you try to show me any because people like Al Sharpton and the NAACP made it up in order to keep people stirred up and so they can make money off it."

"All that racial oppression ended when the slaves were freed.  Just ask any white land owner."

"Racial oppression?  If anything it's us white males who are racially oppressed.  Affirmative action is oppressing us, the women's movement is oppressing us, the gay rights crowd is taking away our freedoms, and the Negroes have joined forces with the Chinks, the wops, the drunken Indians, and the slopes to further take away our rights.  So hell yes, Ditka is spot on but the Jews in the media won't let him go further like I just did."

"Hang on, Mr. Ditka just recently disavowed those divise comments and said that yes. there has been racial oppression and that he hates discrimination of all kinds." 

"Ditka is a god damned race traitor!  He's in bed with the politically correct Black Lives Matter crowd.  He needs to be strung up for turning his back on the white race!  He will not replace us!  Land and freedom!  Fuck him and his blood libel!" 

The artist's vision

Art isn't a photograph.  It's not about reproducing reality.  It's about how the artist sees his subject and how they choose to interpret it.

Fuck your thoughts, prayers, and condolences

Spare us the bullshit and actually do something about getting guns off the street and out of the hands of white male terrorists.

Foxy Friday

Ms. Zazie Beetz.

See if you can spot the difference between when white folks demonstrate peacefully and when black folks demonstrate peacefully

When white folks do it, more often than not they're doing to uphold white supremacy, when black folks do it, they're doing it to expand freedom and civil rights to more people.

The man of the hour

This is Sparky's indestructible dad.  He's about to turn 91 and despite all the things that life has thrown his way, he's still going.  He loves, in no particular order, University of TN college football, his blue hoodie jacket, biscuits and gravy, his wife of 63 years, and going for drives in the country.  He's a top notch guy.

Hanging out with Jane

She's such an adorable silver fox.

Massive crush o' the moment

Ms. Rachel Price of Lake Street Dive.

Some work from 2016

You're welcome

Feel free to use these on your social media websites when random white people feel the need to comment on your posts or reply to your comments. Let those random opinion sharing white folks know they're appreciated.

And now, here's Jim McKay...

RIP Walter Becker

So many Steely Dan songs are on the soundtrack to my life. This one was huge.  Thanks for all the great music Mr. Becker.

Happy Labor Day

Union forever.

Give him a break

Everybody needs to lay off Joel Osteen.  So what if he didn't want to open his mega church to dirty flood and hurricane ravaged people?  So what if that's not what Jesus would have done.  Last time I checked Jesus didn't have a multi million dollar property to maintain.  Next thing you know people will be barking that Osteen needs to feed the hungry and house the homeless in his huge church.

Everything's better with wiener

Wednesday wisdom

#Truth.

Where in the USA is it okay to punch Nazis, fascists, and white nationalists?

In every state in the union.

Hey you neo Nazis, why were you marching in Charlottesville?

"I marched because I want to wear white shoes after Labor Day and I'm tired of those black people giving me the side eye for it. They think they're so much better than me because I make a fashion faux pas, fuck them.  It's time to take fashion black, oops, I mean back from black people.  Let America wear white again!" 

"A black chick turned me down for a date, NOW ALL BLACK PEOPLE MUST SUFFER!  My penis demands collective punishment!" 

"Sorry, we were just there to pick up white supremacist gay dudes. Now put that camera away, our beards, oops, I mean, our wives might see this photo."

"We want tuna salad every day for lunch.  WITH EXTRA MAYO!  Those Negroes don't like mayo and it's our country so we have to get rid of the anti mayo activists."

"We're scared we'll become irrelevant, and also that we'll be forced to gay marry a Mexican Muslim drug dealing crossdresser." 

"Pie.  I like pie."

"Look, I got hammered and dressed up like Jared Kushner and just ended up there okay?  Don't tell my boss or my rabbi that I came to this thing all right?  It just feels right to be around other unsuccessful frightened out of work white males who live in trailer parks and or our parents basement."

The genius in his studio

I know it's the current fashion to denigrate Picasso, but fuck that, he was a fucking genius who revolutionized art. There was never anyone else like him and I doubt there will ever be anyone like him again.

Amitra of the week

Amrita Acharia.

False Flag

Here's a new work of mine:

'I don't buy into that red state/blue state crap the corporate media keeps pushing on us' (acrylic and ink on 16x20" canvas).

When is it okay for a white person to go on a racist tirade ?

"When the white person in question has had a real bad day and they just need to let off some steam."

"If a person of color gives the white person a hard time or some really bad customer service."

"If the white person is mentally ill and forgot to take their meds, then it's okay." 

"If the white person is old and doesn't know any better or is emotionally unstable then it's fine."

"If the white person is drunk or a drug addict, it's all right because they can't control themselves."

"Never.  It's never okay, no matter what excuse the racist gives for doing it. To make excuses or allowances for white people to go on a racist tirade, like this one, is allowing white supremacy to get the upper hand once again.  You're making excuses for racist monsters to spew hate and you're helping to oppress people of color.  Let me repeat myself, IT IS NEVER OKAY TO LET ANY WHITE PERSON GO ON A RACIST TIRADE ANYWHERE AT ANY TIME NO MATTER THE EXCUSE THEY GIVE FOR DOING IT. And finally, if a white person does go on a racist tirade, then they need to pay the price for it, and if part of that price is public shame and them getting fired from what ever job they were holding at the time, then so be it.  Free speech has it's consequences."