Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Brunette of the week




Danish beauty Ms. Ellen Hillingsø.

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Lingering questions about last week's marriage equality ruling

"Does one of the men getting married have to wear a dress?"

"What if I'm fine with jiggery but not pokery?"

"Where my grandbabies at?"

"Do I have to blow all the guys at the wedding after party?  Or can I just blow the best man and all the groomsmen?"

"How soon can I divorce my uncaring and unfeeling cheating cold fish of a husband and find a nice juicy passionate female to marry?"

"Are you coming on to me?"

Monday, June 29, 2015

Meme Monday




Sunday, June 28, 2015

Sunday stunner

That blonde, she takes my breath away.  Hubba to the mid century hubba.

Friday, June 26, 2015

A Michelangelo Antonioni film about Bristol Palin's pregnancy announcement

The child shrieked and chirped at me before she finally spat out her announcement.  "She's knocked up again.  She's having another bastard!"  


"No, the child is wrong!  Bristol Palin is the role model for abstinence only birth control.  She was paid over $250,000 last year to literally be the poster girl for abstinence!  You deserve more than my slaps for lying!"

"It's true.  She is having another out of wedlock baby.  It's already pregnant and has been signed to do a show on Fox News."  

"We travel across a sea of tears only to moor out boat on the shores of discontent.  Perhaps our lord Jesus Christ impregnated her, he works in mysterious ways."

"Modern life is crushing me.  I feel only pain and numbing sadness.  My womb is full of emptiness for yet another bastard will be born to the Palins."

"Come, let us pop the balloon of hypocrisy and eat the pasta of schadenfreude."

"Our lovemaking disgusts me.  It offends our party cadres.  But we cannot stop."


"Leave it.  We must go to Rome to buy an unsuitable baby shower gift for the monster she carries in her belly.  Also, everything I say is a metaphor or a symbol for something else."

Thursday, June 25, 2015

Black on black crime


Wednesday, June 24, 2015

So that's why!

"Do you know why conservatives, right wingers, racists, and Confederate flag lovers don't want Confederate memorabilia consigned to museums only?"

"No.  Why?"

"Because they're afraid they'll accidentally learn something if they have to go inside a museum.  Boo ya!"

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

It's a beautiful thing to see

It's hilarious watching conservatives and right wingers twist into all sorts of shapes to try to paint the Charleston shooter as a liberal.

Monday, June 22, 2015

A three line scene

"Man made climate change is real and it must be addressed."

"The pope needs to shut his cake hole, God is still in charge and he won't let anything bad happen to us Christians."
"Hey Senator Dumbass, who do you think sent Al Gore and all those scientists to tell you that global warming is a bad thing and that you fuckers need to knock it off and get started on fixing the damage you're doing to the planet?"



(This post is for information and entertainment purposes only.  This blog maintains that while man made climate change is real and it must be addressed, no gods are real.  The only god this blog recognizes is science.)

Sunday, June 21, 2015

Full of awesome

This little gal helps her mom sell farm raised meat and handmade soaps at my local farmer's market.  Yes, she's that adorable. And funny, and smart.

Friday, June 19, 2015

Truth

No one in that church in Charleston SC died because guns weren't allowed in there.  They died because a white terrorist took one in.

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Rush to judgment

A white female ammosexual apologist, although I suspect she's a white dude who's catfishing us all, is all over the comments section on Mediaite's Charleston church massacre story.  She's demanding we all not mention the fact that the police have said the shooter was white and that we must right away forgive the shooter for what they've done so we can all move on as quickly as possible from the crime.  


It's funny because people like her are quick to assign collective guilt to all black folks when a black person does any kind of high profile crime.  Muslims too.  But when the suspect is white, don't you dare go tarring all white gun owners with the criminal brush.  It's an isolated incident, an act of isolated madness, when in fact, it's usually yet another in a long string of mass murders carried out by angry white guys with guns.  

I'm sad and angry this happened again.  But I'm not surprised.  I'm never surprised by the levels of gun violence in the USA.  If I had the money, I'd move to a Scandinavian or antipodean country in a heartbeat. 

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Sometimes, you just can't win

Hi there, do you have a second to answer a question about poor people?

We're kind of busy but okay.

 Do you know any poor people?
 Oh heavens no. We only know and hang out with hard working people who save and contribute to society.

But poor people work hard and contribute a lot to society and they pay a bigger percentage of their income in taxes than most wealthy people do.  

Well, if they're working and they pay a bigger percentage of the income in taxes, then they're not so poor after all, are they.  They just need to make better decisions on how they live and not spend all their money so quickly.  They need to save it instead of spending it.  But you know what?  If they can save money, then they're making too much and they should have a pay cut, the greedy bastards.  Now leave us alone so we can go sailing on our yacht.

Monday, June 15, 2015

Have you no shame Mrs. Obama?

Must you copy Rachel Dolezal's hairstyle?

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Friday, June 12, 2015

White sheep of the family

"Have you heard about the white woman who is pretending to be black?"

"Yeah, what's up with her?"

"She be frontin' like a mo-fro.  Bitch be cray cray all up in her crib and shit."

"Please stop calling me."

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Okay...

...who farted?

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Monday, June 8, 2015

Hypocrite much?

Huckabee says the public schools are hotbeds of indoctrination and they need to be stopped.

Unless those schools are indoctrinating kids in his chosen religion and world view.  

Also, he's against anyone slamming his buddies the child pimping and molesting Duggars.  But he admits he wants to shower with young girls.

Saturday, June 6, 2015

Go on...

...stick your hand in there.

Friday, June 5, 2015

What is life like in Ireland after the vote for marriage equality?

"It's pure drudgery.  I still have to work, still have to get hammered every night to forget my troubles and loneliness, and everything is still in black and white."

"We're water skiing on dry land, that should give you some clue."

"Not many people outside Ireland know this but on the day we legalized same sex marriage we also passed a law that says we have to poop in tandem while wearing some sort of butt covering.  It's hellish."

"It's feckin' brilliant.  I'm going to get married five times today and get three abortions!"

"I got gay married and left the priesthood.  Life has never been better!"

"Can we vote to unify our country and get the land the British stole from us back now that we've helped mollify the gays?"

"If the gays can get married, I can spray my seed where ever I want."