Happy solstice!

It's all down hill to winter from here.

I'm still here

I haven't gone away yet.

She loves Dick

Happy Flag Day

My favorite flag.

Forgotten and abandoned

They were all once someone's pride and joy.

Sometimes love changes the world

Happy Loving Day. Don't give in to the fear, the hate, and the bullshit they spew out of Washington DC and the corporate media.  If Mildred Loving and her husband can help make the world a better place, then so can you.  Let their example and the example of Jeremy Corbyn in Britain give you hope.  Love trumps hate, for the many not the few.

Work in progress

I'm busy helping take care of the old folks yet again this weekend, so I haven't had much time to work on this new work.  But I like the direction it's going.

Proof

Yes, people do wear shorts in Alberta in June.

Tell the truth

To my British friends, please vote Labour on June 8th, send this bitch to the retirement home.

Afro of the week

Shalom Brune-Franklin.

My crystal ball tells me...

...covfefe!

Trump-tastic!

On a Memorial Day when a draft dodger went to Arlington National Cemetery, where you can bet he avoided the section where the Vietnam vets were buried, his daughter wanted all of us to eat popsicles made from champagne and his son in law tried to cover his ass for trying to open back channel sleazy business discussions with the Russians.  I have no idea what Donald Jr and Donald Jr Jr were up to, but I'm sure it was about as traitorous and stupid sleazy as the rest of the family.

How I feel

When Trump the Chump took office.

And when he's impeached and forced out.

Ben Carson proves every day that having a college education doesn't make a person smart

"Ben Carson said the other day that being poor is largely a state of mind."

"I'll be sure to tell my seven children that crap when their bellies are empty and we have no money for food because all the jobs around here have been outsourced to China because they have a workforce that is forced to work for pennies on the hour.  And the fat cats and banksters who invest in the companies that outsource make shitloads of money while we starve.  My kids are going to love being told that our poverty and their empty bellies are largely a state of mind."

"Hang on, isn't Ben Carson the one who got his college education and placement in medical school thanks to Affirmative Action?  The very same program he now wants the government to eliminate?  And the answer to my rhetorical question is yes, he is the same man."

"You know what?  Fuck that guy.  He's got his and now he wants to deny us the same things that he got.  His family got help from the government.  They got help with food, shelter, and education, and now he wants to deny the same kind of help to us?  Fuck that guy with a rusty butcher's knife." 

Suicide bomber in the Middle East blows up people, no big thing, but when they do it in the west it's suddenly the worst thing ever.

Looks like all that praying that terrorism would go away didn't work.  Maybe we should stop praying and start not funding repressive governments.  Also not acting like the world is ours in the USA to plunder might help in ending terrorism.  Stopping religious fundamentalism, ending predatory capitalism, repealing institutional racism will also help in the fight against terror.

But hey, I could be wrong, maybe this time your pathetic prayers to gods that aren't there will end terrorism.

Excellence in design

Good years for Kentucky State Fair posters.

Art in action

This painting is my favorite among the bigger scale works I've been doing recently.  I like it so much that I hung it in my home office so I can see it every day.

Promises promises

"Drop the Flynn investigation and I'll make Ivanka give you a handjob. Seriously.  She gives the best handjobs.  Everybody knows."

Monday motivation

Sexy Sunday

This guy right here

I love Sparky's dad like he's my own father.  He 's been in the hospital for over two months dealing with complications from getting the toes on his left foot amputated due to diabetes.  At every turn I expected the worst but somehow he came through it all to make it back home.  For a 90 yr old man, he's pretty damn tough.

The real work begins now that he's home.  It's not going to be easy but at least he's back in familiar surroundings.

Now that he's been fired, here's a list of things former FBI director James Comey can do to occupy his time

1. Prank call Donald Rumsfeld. 
2. Investigate the pizza delivery person who keeps pissing on his lawn.
3. Find Jesus.
4. Write a sexy bromance book about his love for crossdresser J. Edgar Hoover.
5. Interpretively dance the Bhagavad Gita. 
6. Masturbate obsessively.
7. Start a Youtube channel to show off his slapstick comedy skills.
8. Follow the band Jars of Clay.
9. Become an expert on the works of Gunter Grass.
10. Bitch about how he was ousted because he's a white male, because men's rights tho.

White liberal feminism in a nutshell:

An alternate universe movie poster

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Party down America!  Twenty four million of your fellow citizens are going to lose their health insurance, premiums are about to skyrocket, and rape is going to become a pre-existing condition.  But the important thing is that rich white men are going to get richer.

Trump family sacrifices, hopes, wishes, and dreams

Ivanka said the campaign to get her dad elected was hard work and that she hardly had any time to meditate or get a massage.

Skippy Trump said he didn't have time to shoot all the exotic animals in Africa that he wanted to kill.

Donald Trump Jr said he wishes he could poop out pieces of pie. 

Melania Trump said she just wanted to be left alone so she could focus on her plans to rid the world of Jews. 

These people learned history from Trump University

"Andrew Jackson could have prevented the Civil War but he chose not to because he had investments in northern factories."

"Teddy Roosevelt tried to stop the Korean war but Harry Truman bitched slapped him out of doing it."

"Martin Luther King Jr. wanted to invade the Falkland Islands but Ronald Reagan persuaded him not to by getting him hooked on the Mary Janes."

"The war of 1812 was really fought in 1799 but the fake news media won't tell the American people the truth."

"Spiderman is behind all international tooth decay, the rise of Freemasonry, and he killed Prince."

"I've come from the future to warn you not to elect Trump...what?  I'm too late?  Fuck, you're all fucked and I'm trapped here in the past.  Oh well, screw it, I'm going to become a gigantic whore and get hammered all the time." 

My latest work

'All the options open to our little angel' 

(acrylic on 24x48" canvas)

Bonus Nina Zilli because I'm lazy