I always knew she was a winner

Congratulations to my original adopted actor Archie Panjabi!
Archie won an Emmy for her work in the TV show The Good Wife. I don't watch that show but I know Archie's work and I'm sure she deserved that Emmy more than those cows who got nominated alongside her.

Well done Archie. I've always known you were a winner and were head and shoulders above the rest. Could you do me one favor Archie?Please stop telling everyone that that baby is ours. I'm flattered believe me, but seriously, if that baby were mine, he'd have a lot more hair. Kiss kiss!

Here's Archie's acceptance speech in which she forgot to thank me for adopting her. Oh well, I guess she had a lot on her mind right then.

Here's one of my adopted actors with a message for every one

I'm sure she'd agree that it would also be a good idea for all people to stop all violence against all other people and animals as well. But as far as I can tell it's always open season on insects.

These happy days are yours and mine

The Queen of Halloween costumes who is a smokin' hottie all year 'round, Miss Alex, who writes the blog Fonzie Sox seems to like the stuff I churn out here every day. Miss Thang likes it so much that she gave me this award last week:
I'm always honored to be honored by my fellow bloggers and it's especially nice to be honored by one so smokin' as she is. From the bottom of my heart, thank you Miss Alex.

The deal is I'm supposed to post the rules about this award but I'm not going to. I may be a stickler when it comes to playing games by the rules but blog memes not so much. However I will go ahead and pass this one to five other bloggers. I hereby award this award to:

1. Samurai Frog for his incisive and well reasoned political posts and for his posts of hot starlets.
2. The Washington DC party animal and ape who's blog inspired me to start this blog, Dr. Zaius, gets this award also.
3. Johnny Yen gets this award for having the good sense to have the Evil Dictator as his son and for marrying Kim.
4. Bubs gets one for being hillbilly adrift in a world that he never made.
5. And finally Katie Schwartz gets one because when she's "on," no one makes me laugh harder.

Thanks again Alex for my award!

This just in...

Conservative Republicans immediately denounced this latest scientific advancement calling it "another lame attempt by the Obama campaign to help people." They then scratched their asses, grimaced, and walked away clutching a check from the powerful hemorrhoid lobby.

So sorry

Bush McCain's minister apologized to those godless Papists for calling them godless Papists and for saying that their church is the "great whore."  But he has so far refused to apologize for his insensitive remarks directed at gays and lesbians and for all the transgressions he has committed against me.

That fat bastard has yet to apologize for leaving me alone with naughty farm girls who were misbehaving so badly I just had to spank them to make them be good:
He has yet to say he is sorry for entering me in the "Who wants to replace Rick Nielson in Cheap Trick?" sweepstakes.
That putrid preacher has never copped to getting me cast in Lost only to have them edit me out later:
And he certainly has not made amends for using torture on me to get me to "turn to Jesus":
But perhaps worst of all, he refuses to apologize to this cute Asian gal for saying she was too fat to wear this costume:

And that fat bag of pus and guts has the gall to call himself a "man of god."  He's more like a god damned fraud, just like the guy he endorsed for President, if you ask me.