The trifecta of political stupid

• Bill Maher ran a video that showed people from Mississippi spouting how much they hate Obama. Since I can't watch that smarmy piece of pig shit I didn't notice if anyone on his show pointed out that you can find conservatives in every state in the union who hate Obama, but I'm betting no one did. Maher makes my flesh crawl.
• James Carville's wife, you remember her, she's the one who was Dick Cheney's chief of staff, says that Mitt Romney has the heart and soul of a working class American. Funny, most working class Americans weren't born in to wealth and privilege like Mitt was. And no working class American gets as much federal assistance as Mitt does. If it hadn't been for favorable tax laws and the fact that equity management companies like Bain Capital are not regulated or taxed, then Mitt wouldn't have near the wealth he has now. The hard truth is Mitt had massive amounts of help from the government he claims to hate. He's a hypocrite and that awful wife of Carville's is a liar.
• John McCain said that Sarah Palin was the best choice out there to be his running mate in 2008. Two things about that statement. One, if she's the best choice, then boy oh boy, the Republican party sucks ass. And two, we dodged a huge bullet by not electing someone so stupid that they'd say that Sarah Palin was the best choice to be his running mate.
  

Fucking idiots all.

The liberal media strikes again!

Once again the liberal media in the USA left out the most important parts of the Rich Iott Nazi cosplay story. Yes, the erstwhile GOP candidate Iott liked to dress up as a Nazi and play war games but the reason he did it was he's a big time history buff who wanted to use the Third Reich cosplay to bond with his son. That's Mr. Iott second from right in the above photo.

What the liberal media isn't telling you is that Mr. Iott and his son tried cosplay from several historical eras before they found one they sympathized with.
They tried their hand at re-enacting the race riots in 1967 Detroit but they found that the African Americans they recruited to play with them took their roles a little too seriously.
So then they tried the KKK of the 1920's when the Klan was at it's peak. But they didn't like it because it was a little too left wing for them.

Next they gave the 1070's a shot and they dabbled in Kent State massacre cosplay. They found it too modern for their liking.

So they went back in time and tried old English style bear baiting but the bear won more times than they care to mention.

So given their proclivity for reenacting troubled times in history and given the fact that Mr. Iott is a radical right wing teabagger, it only made sense that he'd choose the Nazis and their fight to bring race/corporate based fascism to the world as the thing to bond with his son over.
It's all perfectly innocent because we all know the teabaggers tell us all the time they're not racist or fascist.

What is this guy smokin'?

Which brilliant campaign advisor told Bush McCain to go speak in front of thousands of smelly wife beatin' doped up motorcyclists at Sturgis? Do they not know that these people are hardcore assholes who don't bother to vote because they are too busy cookin' up meth in their backyards while their kids shake down the rich kids for some lunch money? And what genius told him to say that he wanted his wife to enter their "beauty pagent" where the contestants parade around topless and bottomless as well? I'm praying that James Dobson and Pat Roberston were watching that spectacle.

Between the air gauges and him trying to whore out his wife for the masturbatory pleasures of some hairy stinky Jack Daniels addled bikers it seems that McCain can't shove his campaign off the rails enough.

Please tiny baby Jeebus, please, pretty please let them keep doing this type of shit.

This just in...

Conservative Republicans immediately denounced this latest scientific advancement calling it "another lame attempt by the Obama campaign to help people." They then scratched their asses, grimaced, and walked away clutching a check from the powerful hemorrhoid lobby.

That gal's got a bigger pair than most men

Bush McCain economic advisor Carly Fiorina has grown quite the pair of balls lately. The woman who nearly ran Hewlett Packard into the ground is now claiming that Obama is the one running for Bush Jr's third term.

She is as arrogantly ignorant as the rest of her ilk in corporate America if she thinks we're going to believe her. Oh sure some dumb people will fall for her crap and of course the bitter harpies who continue to wail about Obama "stole" the nomination from Hillary will carry Fiorina's idiotic message forward, but all people who have two or three synapses firing correctly will see through her lie. The facts are:

• Bush McCain voted 100% of the time with Bush Jr in 2008, Barack Obama not so much.
• McCain's other surrogates claim, and rightly so, the Bush McCain will continue the policies of Bush Jr.
• Bush McCain is on record as saying that he agrees with and supports Bush Jr on all the "important issues."
• Carly Fiorina brought a cash rich and highly solvent company to it's knees with her lies and disastrous management style, just like Bush Jr has done to our country and just like Bush McCain will continue to do.

As we get closer to election day in November the Republicans will trot out more outrageous and outlandish lies and attacks. And you know if incompetent thugs like Fiorina are telling lies this big now, then imagine the whoppers they'll tell in the coming days. We're liable to hear things like, "That Obama is going to make us all get gay married in a mosque!" Or "McCain has always supported the rights of Americans to grow and smoke marijuana." Or, "Obama and Pelosi are going to give your Social Security money to them damn illegals."

Don't believe the hype and don't believe their lies.

Money down a rat hole

Oh how I love this.  I found it through Blue Gal and D Cup.  I found out that most of the people in the zip codes from around here gave money to Mike Huckadouche and to Fred "I swear I'm not asleep" Thompson.  And now both of those assholes are out of the race.  Hahahahahahaha, my conservative neighbors tossed their money down a rat hole. Hahahahaha.

And best of all my douchebag Congressman, David Davis, threw away $1000 on Fred Thompson.  Hahahahaha, what a fucking idiot.