Showing posts with label all the other kids are doing it. Show all posts
Showing posts with label all the other kids are doing it. Show all posts

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Blue Plum (part 2)

Once again the Blue Plum Festival has come and gone. And once again we did our part in supporting our local street festival that is filled with local vendors. But let me tell you boys and girls, it was hard this year because it's already bat shit melt your brain hot here in Johnson City.

After an attempt to play 18 holes of disc golf yesterday morning with my friend Keith, we had to stop after 12holes because by 9:30 it was already too hot to take a breath, Sparky and I got cleaned up and we trundled off downtown to take part in the festivities. Unlike so many others, we dressed properly for the screamingly humid heat. (Honestly people, when it's 90+ degrees out and the humidity is 100% percent, it's not a good idea to dress all in black. And if your kid is whiter than white except for his blisteringly red cheeks and he or she is sweating like a Republican at a truth telling convention, then it's probably time to get the kid inside or at least under some shade.)

There were the usual suspects vendor wise participating in this year's Blue Plum. The pseudo hippies were there pedaling their tie dyed wares, local food vendors also were amongst the vendors, and the folks from Just Herbs, Inc were there once again and we loaded up on spices, teas, and other herbal concoctions. We also loaded up on handmade soap and bought a soy candle from this great establishment.

One great thing about our small festival is that they offer booth and table space to local non profit advocacy groups. And one group that is near and dear to our hearts is the new PFLAG chapter that was started by our friend Rev. Shuck and the gal who owns and runs Althea Soap. Alas Rev. John was out of town helping his 90 year old father celebrate another year above ground, but the PFLAG booth was well staffed. Our good friends and fellow trouble makers John and Snad, and a bevy of others, staffed the PFLAG booth and they twisted our arms, I mean they persuaded Sparky and I, to become members of their fine organization. Before I forget, here's a shot I took inside Althea Soaps. Having just used some of the soap we bought there yesterday I can truly say it's great stuff. If the overly processed soap corporate America producesa nd sells causes your skin to itch and burn like it does mine, then do yourself a favor and buy some of Melanie's soap. You'll be supporting a PFLAG friendly business and getting a great product to boot. As you can see she also sells other stuff in her little shop so go back and click on her web page when you get the chance.

No self respecting street fair would be worth it's salt if they didn't have a shitload of folks selling all kinds of deep fried food, funnel cakes, and other crap that's bad for you and this years Blue Plum acquitted itself nicely in that regard. Here's a shot of one of the street food vendors I took as I hurried by before the siren song of deep fried food got too seductive for me to resist.I almost succumbed to the fried Oreos.

I love people watching at these types of affairs and here's a couple of shots of kids and others I took:I loved the sight of these two young Hispanic boys wearing madras shorts.

I bet this little gal ended up as red as her great looking shoes by the end of the day.

Here's a shot of my friend Keith. That's Keith on the far left wearing, wait for it, wait for it, a BLACK t shirt. He justified it by pointing out it was an Obama for President shirt, so I let him slide this time.

The heat was too much for us so we left after about an hour and we went off to run our usual weekend errands and then go home to cool down and have some dinner. We decided to go back out to the festival later that night after sunset to see the main musical attraction The Subdudes. They are a hip New Orleans based bunch of middle aged white dudes who play a cool brand of bluesy-boogie-woogie style rock and roll. They were big in the local hipster club scene in Asheville and Knoxville in the mid 90's and for a time they seemed poised to break out and into the mainstream music scene. But while big time stardom has eluded them, they still sound great and put on a great show. This was the first time I had seen them live and they sounded just as good live as they do on their recordings. They concert was free so everybody and their brother showed up for it, we met our friends Snad and John down at the concert venue and they were on their way out to meet some other friends but they kindly loaned us some folding chairs so we got to sit on our booties and watch the show. Here's a artsy (I say artsy, you say blurry) shot of some of people at the show:

And since I figured out how to use my digital camera as a video camera, here's a a couple of minutes of The Subdudes. If you listen very closely you can hear me say, "I think I'm recording a movie." To which you can rightly reply, "No you moron, you're not recording a movie, you're just recording random shit that happened to get in front of your lens. What you have recorded is far from a movie."

Damn, why you got to be so harsh on me? I just figured out how to use that part of my camera last night. Ease up on a monkey, will ya?

Anyhoo, that's all for Blue Plum this year. Next up on the local festival scene is Covered Bridge Days in Elizabethton, TN next weekend and Bele Chere in Asheville, NC at the end of July.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Madras!

Splotchy started it. Then Samurai Frog jumped on it.

And being the troublemaker I am, I'm continuing it:

Madras!

Friday, March 7, 2008

Movie Line Meme

I've seen this lines from favorite movies meme on the "C" Cubed blogs ("C" Cubed, which stands for Cadre of Cute Canadians, is what I have decided to call the collective blogs of Bad Tempered Zombie, Captain Karen, Jane Austen Jr, Tanya Espanya, and Wandering Coyote.) and it looked like fun. You give some oft quoted lines from some of your favorite movies and see if anyone can guess where they came from. Some of the movies lines in my list come from older films but some come from recent ones as well, so good luck guessing. The use of search engines is prohibited.

1) "Sausages taste good. Pork chops taste good." (Pulp Fiction-Matty Boy)

2) "Let's go get some sushi and not pay." (Repo Man-Kirby)

3) "Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows, and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol." (Airplane!-Kirby)

4) "For days everyone has been saying no to me. Now it's my turn to say no." (Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown-Snad)

5) "Ahhh, what's so special about cheesemakers?" (Life of Brian-Kirby)

6) "Up your bum!" (Wish You Were Here-D Cup)

7) "You're a lucky man Norwood."

8) "I just figured out who you are, you're the class douchebag."

9) "Those who are tardy do not get a fruit cup." (High Anxiety-Kirby)

10) "You've never had anyone give you the Aunt Jemima treatment?" (Stripes-Kirby)

11) "Food on a chain gang is scarce and not very nourishing. The men got one hot meal a day, a bowl of steam." (Take the Money and Run-Kirby)

12) "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side kid." (Star Wars-Kirby)

I'm not tagging anyone but if you'd like to do this then go right ahead.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

I am quite the fashion plate

Yes, I did wear that dark blue plaid shirt with those light plaid shorts. Sometimes I wish I had kids so I could embarrass them with my clothing choices.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Monkerstein Mania Grips Nation!

Greetings America! Whew, is it hot in here at el Casa de Monkey or is it just me? I hope you don't mind if I take off my shirt while we talk.

What's that?
Oh ok, thanks!Despite the best, or should I say worst!, efforts of my opponent to discredit me, my campaign manager Samurai Frog, and our campaign to restore America to her once great heights, the common people all across this country are flocking to my campaign in record numbers. Here is just a smattering of the folks who refuse to fall for the lies and slanders of Zaius/Gregarious:

"Hi, we're Mindy and Mandy Johnson and we support Monkerstein 100 percent. Zaius is an idiot if he thinks we believe his lies!"








"Hey, this is your plumber Tim Kaine. Working stiffs like me are voting for Dr. Monkey. He's the only simian who supports workers like us!










"Meow, meow, meow, meow."








"Classic good guys like Dr. Monkey deserve support from classic art works, that's why I'm behind Monkerstein!"












"Packer Backers for Monkerstein! Zaius is a lying twerp!"









"Hello, this is William Hung speaking. Monkerstein is my American Idol! He bang, he bang!"










"Oy! You'd have to be such an idiot not to vote for Monkerstein. That Zaius is a putz!!"






"I'm Jeshosophat Limerod, Harvard grad, member of Mensa, and the brains behind 'Intellectuals for Monkerstein.' Don't be a dolt, support Monkerstein!"







"Arf, arf, arf, arf."












"Hi, remember me? I taught shop class for years in the local high school. They forced me to retire after that kid lost an eye in my class. I'm working as a volunteer on the Monkerstein campaign now. Call me! Let's do lunch. Seriously, call me, I've been so lonely after my wife left me. Ummm, do you have my number? Uh, I mean, vote Dr. Monkey in 2008!"









"Former St. Louis relief pitcher Al "the Mad Hungarian" Hrabosky here, I'm voting for Dr. Monkey and so should you! If you don't then you're out!"

Fun times with Jess Wundrun

If you haven't gone to visit Jess's new blog, then get off your ass and go!

I get all my best ideas for posts from women (part 2)

I saw Pam over at Musings of a Working Mom had taken this quiz, so I did it too.
How to Win a Fight With a Conservative is the ultimate survival guide for political arguments

My Liberal Identity:

You are a New Left Hipster, also known as a MoveOn.org liberal, a Netroots activist, or a Daily Show fanatic. You believe that if we really want to defend American values, conservatives must be exposed, mocked, and assailed for every fanatical, puritanical, warmongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which they stand.


I may be a bit old to be called "new" left, hell I remember shilling for Jimmy Carter even though I was too young to vote in '76. And if you knew me there would be no way you could classify me as "hip." But all in all, I'd say that's a damn accurate description of me.

Friday, June 29, 2007

My Blogs Against Theocracy Post

The corporate media does stories about
Muslim extremists,


Christian extremists,


Israeli extremists,
Hindu extremists,

right wing extremists,

left wing extremists,

and yet, it us atheists who are the bad guys for not taking the metaphor of religion seriously enough to kill someone over it.
Go figure.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

I too am Spartacus

I may have missed it last time but I'm feckin' here now and I am damn proud to say:

I am Spartacus!

But I am not his camel toe though.

Oh sorry, are you lost? You want to know just what the heck all this is about? Please read the following explanation courtesy of Dr. Zaius:

Shakesville is under attack! A denial-of-service attack! In a show of support for Shakesville, Blue Gal is invoking the ancient ritualistic tradition of "I Am Spartacus!" (You have to do it people, it's in your contract, page 62, paragraph 3.)

This all started as a reaction to an announcement from Shakespeare's Sister that she was bowing out of the Edward's campaign to protect him from the hateful spew from the right-wing troglodytes. Driftglass started an "I'm Spartacus" dance craze that swept the nation. Still don't get it? YouTube to the rescue. Long live concertive control!

Are you Spartacus too?

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Looks like...

...thanks to Samurai Frog, I have the all important hot babe vote locked up.


It's true, I do have the whole animal magnetism thing workin' for me. Go check out his blog to see who else is endorsing me.

Friday, June 22, 2007

Don't forget...

A Mighty Heart opens nationwide today, don't forget to go see it on the big screen so you can enjoy the talents of our adopted actor Ms. Archie Panjabi!
Go, see it, you know you want to.

Music madness

All the cool kids, Becca and Samurai Frog among them, are doing the guess the song from the first line meme that's going around so I'd thought I'd jump in too. But since I have no IPod to put on shuffle, I went through some of the CDs here at el Casa de Monkey and made my list. When you correctly guess the song and artist I'll put your name beside the one(s) you get correct. Oh yeah, no cheating by using search engines.

Have fun!

1)Of one that is so fair and bright, Velud maria stella...

2) My thoughts seem to be around my ankles today, over the weekend they passed before me like a tired parade.

3) Bonfires dot the rolling hillsides, figures dance around and around to drums that pulse out echoes of darkness moving to that pagan sound.

4) Well I said goodbye to Rosie Rooke this morning, I'm gonna miss her alcoholic bloodshot eyes...(Samurai Frog got it.) Muswill Hillbillies by the Kinks

5) At 16 she quit high school to make a fortune in the promised land...(Samurai got it half right so far and Johnny Yen steps in and gets the other half. ) Small Things by Dave Edmunds

6) Sittin' around in the Firestone parking lot, it's alright...(Kelso's Nuts got it half right and Matty Boy gets the other half.) Who Does Lisa Like?by Rachel Sweet

7) The rain falls hard on a hum drum town, this town has dragged you down. (Splotchy got it.)William It Was Really Nothing by the Smiths

8) I changed my clothes ten times before I took you on a date...

9) You took me into the forrest, I liked you right away.

10) Obscure the late afternoon with a drape, don't let him follow her latest escape.

11) Once I was a soldier. I rode on a big white horse, silver pistols at my side. (Matty Boy got it.) 36 Inches by Nick Lowe

12) What the hell is wrong with you tonight? I can't seem to say or do the right thing. (Devilham got it.) Different for Girls by Joe Jackson

13) I been walking through the barnyard and I got it all over my shoes...

14) Pontius Pilate came to our town, up to the dockyards to see the picket lines...(Kelsi got it.) One by One by Chumbawamba

15) I've heard 'em say there's one for everybody and I just knew somehow that you'd be the one for me...

16) Yeah, election time's comin', who ya gonna vote for?

17) You lit a flame in my heart and it is burning still.

18) One bright and sunny mornin' down on Avenue B, as I was returnin' home from a night of debauchery...

19) You honk the horn on your Mercedes Benz, I've rolled up my window so you're honkin' again.

20) I saw a newspaper picture from the political campaign, a woman was kissing a child, who was obviously in pain... (Matty Boy got it.) Tramp the Dirt Down by Elvis Costello