This time it comes to you courtesy of Sprint/Nextel/Embarq!
"I will bitch slap anyone who complains! Sprint uber alles!"
The crazy greedy bastards at Sprint, who have been rumored to enjoy gunning down busloads of orphans, pledging to give 15 percent of their after tax profits to sinister homeschooling cabals, and poisoning wells, have just decided to drop over 1000 of their customers. Why are they dropping these customers? Because these damnable people had the gall
to call them and complain about their shitty service. Imagine that, people who paid Sprint to give them decent phone service had the gall to complain and then turn around and bite the hand that took their money! Oh the humanity! Oh the cheek! Oh my fucking god, go read the full story
here.
Then when you either calm down or stop laughing, go see this guy's old page about how Sprint
screwed him over. Also you take a gander at
this if you have time.
You know it's a miracle that we got out of the past six years of the corporate Republican stranglehold without them passing a law that made it a crime to go into a store and to
not buy something. How much you want to bet Sprint gets more than enough corporate welfare from the Bush junta to cover the cost of losing these fine American customers.
Actually, it just hit me what all this is about, it's about corporate America wanting to shut us up and to stop us from using our freedom of speech. Well how about this then Sprint/Nextel/Embarq---FUCK YOU!
If I had Sprint, I'd drop them like a fucking rock if I could.