Showing posts with label the cinematic life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the cinematic life. Show all posts

Sunday, January 17, 2010

The greatest film you've probably never seen

I recently bought this film in the bargain DVD bin at Big Lots:
I remember when it came out and the hatred it engendered. I remember hearing only one or two critics saying it was good, among them was the most influential American film critic/reviewer of the era Pauline Kael, but the rest of them ripped it apart. I also remember my film crazy college friend Lou loved it and he urged people to see it but his entreaties fell on deaf ears.

Through the years I have gained an appreciation for the works of Dennis Potter and I have sought out his filmed projects from time to time. So when I saw this film in the DVD bin for $3, I snapped it up. Potter adapted this version from his previous version which ran on the BBC and starred Bob Hoskins in one of his first leading roles.

Honestly, if I had seen this film in 1981 when it first came out I would have hated it because I had no real appreciation for great acting, great story telling, or films that made me think too deeply as this film did. I would have made fun of it and rolled my eyes when anyone told me how good it was and I would have been an idiot for doing so. Back in 1981 Steve Martin was king of the comedy world and had been for quite a few years. He was huge. His stand up act played to sold out concert halls and if he wanted to do a stadium tour he would have sold that out as well. Back then when he hosted Saturday Night Live it was an event. You knew it was going to not only be funny but it was going to be ground breaking as well. His first film, The Jerk, a comedy, was not a critical success but instead it was a hit with the movie going public, it made people laugh and it was the perfect Steve Martin cinematic vehicle. So when the word got out that he was following up that film with a Depression era musical, people scratched their heads and said, "Huh?"

Pennies From Heaven is about a sheet music salesman who has a bad marriage, knocks up a small town teacher, and gets mixed up in a life of crime. It's not funny and in fact, it's kind of depressing. The main characters can't express what they really feel about life and each other so they 'break into song' to tell us how they feel about those things. Well, they don't really sing because they lip sync to the period recordings of Depression era songs and most of the time there are big production numbers when they do so. I know, it sounds crazy but it's not. It works. And it works like magic.

I'm not kidding when I say this is probably Steve Martin's finest film role. All those years of having to be funny pushed him to take a role that was not only not funny but was disturbing as well. He is the polar opposite of his usual funny self in this film. He's dark, moody, needy, and an ass. And it all works.

Bernadette Peters as the once innocent small town teacher who is seduced, knocked up, and put out on the street to become a whore is nothing short of astonishing in this film. I've been a fan of hers ever since I first saw her on the Carol Burnett show years ago and my gawd, her talent, her beauty, and her magnetism all hit you like a tsunami in this film. You can't take your eyes off her and when she's not in the shot, you wish she was.

Jessica Harper as Steve Martin's unhappy and unhinged wife is fantastic in this film. She's a brittle beauty with fragile grip on her mental state. When she says, "Cut off his thing!" to the police detective, and yes, she means that thing, it gave me chills.

From Herbert Ross's sure and steady direction to Bob Mackie's costumes to the editing this film is a masterpiece of cinema. We were too stupid to realize it when it first came out because we wanted another wacky Steve Martin comedy. Instead Martin, Ross, Peters, and the rest of the cast and crew gave us a neglected masterpiece, a gem that is waiting for generations of film and movie lovers to discover and be bowled over by.

In the DVD edition I bought there are a few extras. They include a panel discussion with some of the cast and crew of the film and at one point they make mention of scenes that Ross cut to make the film leaner and stronger. I hope someone saved those scenes and they make it onto another DVD edition of this film one day, because I'll gladly pay full price for that edition. Yeah, I love this movie that much.

You need to see this film. If you never have seen it, see it ASAP. If you saw it when it first came out and you hated it, see it again. This film will probably never get remade, thank goodness, so you need to seek this film out and watch it. I'm not kidding. If you don't, then you're dead to me. Do you hear me? DEAD!

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Watchmen

I went to see The Watchmen last night with my friend Keith and his sons. And I can safely say that it's feckin' great. It's the real deal, the whole enchilada. It's all that and a truck load of chips. It's the bee's knees, the ant's thorax, and dog's bollocks.

And as a fan of the original comic book series/graphic novel, I know where of I speak.

I'm not about to cannonize the film's director Zack Synder, but holy heck he did a superb job with this comic book property. The adaptation is so close to the original work it's stunning. Every actor has been cast perfectly and they all shine. Alan Moore, the reclusive genius who wrote the original series/graphic novel, has always been a twat when it comes to film adaptations of his work but in this case there's really no need because this film is so good. I'm glad I got to see this movie on the big screen and maybe I'll go again. And of course I'll get the DVD with all the extras when it hits the stores because I liked it that damn much.

Listen to me when I tell you that if you have read the comic, you will love this adaptation. If you have not read the comic, then read it and then go see the movie, you'll love it and appreciaite the film all the more. And if you never read the comic and don't know what the hell it's all about, see the film when you can because it stands very well on it's own and you'll like this movie.

A word of warning though, just because it's based on a comic book/graphic novel doesn't mean it's a movie for little children, it's not. It's violent, there is senseless brutality in it, and there's sex, explicit sex, in it, so leave the under 12 year old set at home and the rest of you go see this or get it on DVD when it comes out.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

The Cinematic Life

My blog brother Samurai Frog said he'd love to see someone else do the list of your favorite movies for every year you've been alive meme he saw on the Onion's AV Club blog so I thought I'd step up and do it. Here's what I came up with:


1962-Manchurian Candidate-Great cold war paranoia film. Angela Lansbury is chilling in her role as the villaness.
1963-The Birds-Tippi in trouble! Oh no! It looks cheesy by today's standards but back in the day it scared the poop out of me.
1964-Dr. Strangelove-Simply the greatest cold war black comedy ever made. It made both superpowers look like the idiots we were. Peter Sellers was a acting genius.
1965-Cat Ballou-Jane Fonda and Lee Marvin got upstaged by a horse and the whole darn thing is still funny today. A truly under appreciated comedy.
1966-Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?-In a not very good year for films this one stands head and shoulders above everything else. It showed Liz Taylor's range for the first time ever and every actor should be required to attend the clinic on film acting Richard Burton gives in his performance.
1967-Bedazzled-Dudley Moore and Peter Cook are brilliant in this deadpan comedy and Raquel Welch was some great eye candy. I love this version and I really like the remake as well.
1968-Planet of the Apes-You thought I'd pick another film from this year? Oh hell no. "Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape," is one of the best movie lines ever.
1969-Take the Money and Run-One of the first fake documentaries ever and still one of the best. I saw it again a few months ago and it made me remember how funny Woody Allen used to be.
1970-M*A*S*H-An anti war comic gem. One of Robert Altman's best.
1971-Billy Jack-Only a dam dirty right wing religious nut job Republican wouldn't love a movie about an Indian guy who kicks ass to protect some hippy kids and his ol' lady. I loved this one and The Trial of Billy Jack as well.
1972-The Godfather-I'd watch this one every day if I could.
1973-It's a tie between Paper Moon and The Wicker Man. I love movies about con men, especially funny ones, but I also love creepy British horror movies co-starring Britt Ekland's boobs too.
1974-Lords of Flatbush-I must have seen this one about 10 or 15 times when it came out. I saw it that much mainly to escape Aunt Rageholic's farm in Howell, MI, but I also saw it that many times because I liked it, despite it having Sly Stallone in it.
1975-Monty Python and the Holy Grail-No matter how many times I see it I still laugh in all the same places. This film helped shape my sense of humor like no other for many years.
1976-Bad News Bears-I'll admit it, I had a school boy crush on Tatum O'Neil. And the fact that she played baseball in this movie was doubly sweet.
1977-Star Wars-One of the greatest sci fi movies ever made. I have yet to see the newer ones but I'll watch the older ones any time.
1978-Lord of the Rings-Back before Peter Jackson made his great films from the books Ralph Bakshi made this animated version and despite what the critics said, I loved it. Yes they compressed it and cut it to shreds but it looked so damn cool and for a time it looked like this was going to be the only version ever. And it was a great movie to watch while stoned.
1979-The Jerk-Steve Martin was my stand up comedy idol in the late '70's and I ran to see this when it first came out. It didn't live up to my expectation at first but it's grown on me since then.
1980-Airplane!-One of my favorite movies of all time. It's in my top ten easily. I saw it the night I got dumped by a girl and by the end of the film I was laughing go much that I forgot all about how sad I had been just a few hours before I saw this. It's a Monkey certified classic.
1981-Excalibur-John Boorman's take on the Arthurian legend. My college friend Lou took me to see this one and I am eternally grateful to him for it. Lou opened my eyes to all the great films that were out there and if not for him I would have missed many many great movies. Helen Mirren is smokin' hot in this movie too.
1982-Eating Raoul-Paul Bartel's droll black comedy about one man's quest to open his own restaurant called Chez Bland. It's a very funny satire on swinging, the emerging California cuisine, and white people in general. Plus it had the super sexy Mary Wornov in it. Hubba hubba.
1983-Flashdance-I'll admit to seeing this one way more than I should admit to. I can't help it, I adore Jennifer Beals in it and I wanted to be that short order cook character who thought he was a great comedian.
1984-Repo Man-One of my cult favorites. Alex Cox's best film for my money.
1985-Brazil-A masterpiece of film making. Looking back at this film it's kind of scary how much Terry Gilliam got right. And who didn't love Kim Griest in this film as well?
1986-Blue Velvet-For me this was David Lynch's break through film. It's creepy and believable at the same time. And it's got a nude Isabella Rosselini in it. Hubba hubba squared.
1987-My Life as a Dog-One of the sweetest films ever made.
1988-The Adventures of Baron Munchausen-A personal favorite of mine. I finally bought a DVD copy of this movie and I need to watch it again soon to remind myself how great it is. That Terry Gilliam fella makes some damn fine movies and this is not the last one you'll see on my list.
1989-Heathers-The first time I saw this film I saw it with my then girlfriend, a horrid female who shall remain nameless, and she kept punching me in the arm and telling me to stop laughing so much because she didn't think what I was laughing at was funny. I should have broken up with her right then. This pitch black comedy is still funnier than 90 percent of filmed comedies released after it.
1990-The Krays-The best British gangster movie ever made in my opinion. Billie Whitelaw as the mother of the brothers Kray is mesmerizing.
1991-The Commitments-A great movie about an bunch of Irish kids who want to be rock and rollers. It's one of the most underrated films of the past 20 years.
1992-Glengarry Glen Ross-"First prize is a Cadillac. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired." Having been in sales for the last 15 years of my working life I really identified with this movie. I knew someone like all the guys in that office and I hated working with all of them too. One of Mamet's best films.
1993-Groundhog Day-Bill Murray is one of my favorite actors and he's brilliant in this film.
1994-Heavenly Creatures-One of the most compelling creative films I have ever seen. This film alone qualifies Peter Jackson a place in the Monkerstein Movie Hall of Fame.
1995-Twelve Monkeys-Another Terry Gilliam film, another great movie. Brad Pitt and Bruce Willis were fantastic in this. My friend Allan took me to see this film just after I had been laid off from work for the second time that year. Despite the movie being a bit of a downer his friendship that day cheered me up immensely.
1996-The Craft-Yes, it's cheesy. Yes, it's a teen age horror flick. Yes, I could care less. I loved this movie. I loved Robin Tunney and all the other young ladies in it. It's pure popcorn munching escapist fun.
1997-Austin Powers International Man of Mystery-I was a sucker for these films until the last one. This one is still the funniest of the lot and it's got Liz Hurley in it, grr baby grrr.
1998-Pleasantville-A great concept that was brilliantly executed. Reese Witherspoon and Joan Allen shine like twins suns in this film.
1999-Fight Club-I resisted it when it first came out and then I finally saw it. And I loved it. And I love the book it's based on.
2000-Bring It On-If you think I'm ashamed to say I love this movie then you're wrong. Hell, I just admitted I loved The Craft didn't I? I've got "spirit hands" just thinking about seeing this movie again.
2001-Harry Potter-I love this film so much because I identify with young Mr. Potter so very much. I know what it's like to be a third class citizen in the home of the people raising me, just like Harry does. However I had no Hogwarts to escape to so I'd get lost in movies, sports, books, and my imagination.
2002-About a Boy-A perfect movie about modern love, relationships, and families.
2003-Goodbye Lenin!-Probably the best movie about the aftermath of the fall of Communism on East Germany ever made. It's sweet, funny, and surprisingly touching. If you have never seen it, you really should.
2004-Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle-Those who dismiss this movie as just a stoner comedy do themselves little justice. This movie is hilarious and Neil Patrick Harris and Anthony Edward's cameos are priceless.
2005-The 40 Year Old Virgin-It's a little long but still it's funny as anything. The comic turns by Janet Lynch and the old Indian guy who works in her store are hilar squared as Katie Schwartz would say.
2006-Art School Confidential-One of my new favorites.
2007-Death at a Funeral-It's a droll British comedy that has some funny lines, some great slapstick, and my current imaginary British girlfriend Keely Hawes is in it too. What's not to love?
2008-The year's not over yet to I'll wait until it is before I pick my favorite.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Name that film!

No one correctly guessed that the last 'Name that film!' movie was Blood Wedding. Perhaps the choice of a Spanish flamenco film was a bit of an esoteric way to start off my running contest, so to correct that here's a film still from a more popular film.
Correctly identify this film and you could win a vintage postcard from yours truly. Send all entries to monkeymuckATgmailDOTcom. In the case of multiple correct guesses I will draw one name from all those who got the name of the film right.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Monkey Movie Round Up

I've been a movie watching machine lately. Here's quick reviews of the last four I've seen:
I bought this on DVD at the grocery store the other day for $4.99 and after seeing it again after a few years I was struck by how good this film is. It's one of those timeless films that does not get old or cloying or sappy stupid with each successive viewing. Thora Birch and Scar Jo are sublime in this film, many experienced actors could learn a thing or two from the restrained performances these two young ladies gave in this film. I had forgotten how funny this film was as well. I laughed out loud at many of the scenes and bits of humor that are laced throughout this tale of loneliness and alienation. If you have never seen this film, do yourself a favor and watch it. If you have not seen it in a few years, watch it again.

Thank goodness I did not pay to watch this movie. It's not very funny, although it does have some cute gags and jokes, it's preachy, it's not at all realistic in it's portrayal of how the US Congress works, and it was directed by the guy who gave us Patch Adams. I'm going to say that I watched it all the way through because I like Lauren Graham, but in reality I was just too lazy to turn the channel to look for anything better to watch. Avoid this one.

Lucky Number Slevin is a fine fun little modern ironic gangster/revenge movie. Yes, people get shot in it, yes, people get beat up in it, yes, there are many deaths, but all the violence is cartoonish and germane to the plot. It's a very good film and if you like gangster/revenge movies then you'll dig it. Josh Hartnett is very good in it and I'm sure he'll make the ladies swoon. Republican party boy Bruce Willis is oh so archly hip in this flick and he's bearable in it. And boy howdy is Lucy Liu cute as a button in this movie, if you don't have a thing for Asian females after seeing this one then something is wrong you with you.

We watched this movie last night on Sundance Channel. It's about the practice of strip mining coal out of the top of mountains, a practice called mountain top removal, and the environmental damage it does to the land and to the people who live around the land where the practice takes place. This film illustrates perfectly how the poor and powerless get trampled on by corporate interests when there is profit to be made.

Instead of ruining the mountains around here, and yes I live relatively close to the area where this shit is being done, they could mine the coal in the mountains like they used to, by using deep mine technologies. But since it's cheaper to blow the tops of the mountains off to extract the coal the coal companies forgo the deep mining and are poisoning the people of southern West Virginia and it's surrounding environs in the process.

This film is an eye opening view into the world of corporate greed and avarice. I highly recommend you see this film as soon as possible.

(As a result of seeing this film I'll be writing about the dangers and idiocy of mountain top removal coal mining in the future. The fight to ban the practice of mountain top removal is now one of the pet causes of this blog.)

Sunday, May 4, 2008

A Dr. Monkey Movie Review

In the mid to late 1980's I worked a succession of spirit deadening soul crushing suck ass dead end jobs.  I had left college in 1985 and I had done nothing with my life.  I was living in Aunt Rageaholic's house because I wasn't making enough money to live on my own and to ease the misery of my dreadful life back then I smoked way too much pot, smoked way too many Marlboro Lights, and I drank way too much crappy beer.  I was basically in a drug and beer induced haze and I missed and ignored a lot of pop culture happenings because I wallowed in my misery and I thought I knew everything.

Then one day in 1988 I finally had had enough I moved to Roanoke, VA, a move I'll write about later one of these days.  I began at that time to open my eyes and ears to new music, movies, and life in general but I was still somewhat cloistered.  I did however discover bands like The Conells, Guadalcanal Diary, Mojo Nixon, and others.  But even though I was learning more about things pop culture wise I still felt like there was something missing, something out there that was more "me."  

I got laid off from my job in Roanoke and I lost my apartment and I moved back to the Tri Cities in late 1991 and after a brief sojourn to hell, or as they call it down there, Cairo (it's pronounced Kay-ro) GA, I basically stayed here until the mid '90's when a company I was working for transferred me to Knoxville, TN.  I lived in Knoxville for about two years and it was there that I met my eviler twin brother Todd who I got to do improv with for many years.  It was in Knoxville that I was in some really great plays, among them One Flew Over The Cukoo's Nest and The Mousetrap, with some really great, funny, and talented people.  

One of those people who I met doing those plays was my friend Allan.  He and I hit it off, I always felt like he was the younger brother I would have had if my mother had had another kid.  Allan and I were roommates for a time, I let him move in with me so he could save some money for his move to California and because I needed help with the rent at the time.  Before he moved away a few months later he gave me some cassette tapes, one of which was this one:
I'll admit to being aware of They Might Be Giants, but I had never heard their music.  I didn't have MTV for a long time and I missed them when they hit their peak on that now awful channel.  I, in my stoned alcohol soaked state, basically ignored them.  In fact, I kind of went out of my way to avoid them.  I judged them unworthy of my time or attention based solely on their album covers.

One day after Allan gave me that tape of their debut album on Bar None Records I popped it in my tape player in my truck.  I was blown away by their sound and by their clever lyrics.  I immediately made up for lost time and I bought a bunch of their CD's.  
After falling in love with their music I felt like they belonged to me.  I felt like they were the band that I had been looking for, the one that pretty much defined who I was.  Then I found out how many other people liked them as well.  It was like being part of something that was bigger than me, like I was part of an army of literate, clever, absurdist people who got the in jokes of the world and the throw away references of hipsters and smart asses.  I felt like finally I was among my people.  And it was also around that time when I quit smoking pot, coincidence or not, you decide.

I was lucky enough to see them live one night at the Bijou Theatre in Knoxville, I think it was their first ever concert in Knoxville as a matter of fact.  We went with our friends Todd and Donna and another couple who shall forever remain nameless.  There was one point early in the show when the Johns and their band had finished a song and I yelled out, "We love you John!"  When I yelled it out for some reason the whole place went silent and my cry of devotion and adoration was heard all around the joint and while I was not embarrassed, Sparky and the rest of my party were.  Todd still makes fun of me today for doing that.

Anyway, that's one hell of a long way to get to this point where I tell you that I finally saw this movie today:
I enjoyed this documentary about the guys because I learned a lot about their history that I didn't know and I learned about others who love them as much as I do.  I'd say this movie is for fans of the band but if you had never heard of them and this movie came on you'd appreciate it and the music as well.  You might not become a convert because of this film but you'd get a good idea about how clever and fun the band is.  

What I took from the movie, and I had suspected this all along, was how down to earth the Johns are.  They seem like genuinely nice guys who I'd like to be friends with and hang out with.  Who knows, maybe their asswipes off stage or when the camera is off them but somehow I doubt it.  

The other thing I took from this film is how other performers and people in the public eye love them.  It's nice to know that people I like and respect like Ira Glass, Sarah Vowell, and Jon Stewart are big fans of TMBG.

I liked this movie and you might too but I can see how you might not if you're not a huge fan of the band.  

Monday, April 28, 2008

Monkey see movie, Monkey review movie

We saw this last night:
It's a boy meets girl for sex, girl gets pregnant, girls decides to have baby adopted after brief visit to abortion clinic, girl goes through wacky interpersonal adventures on the way to giving birth to baby that she will give away movie.  And despite the sniping of some people in some quarters, it's a fine film that was made from a fine, definitely Oscar worthy, script.  

Some people have problem with the slang and or the tone of the dialogue, but in my opinion those people are jealous asses.  The backlash against the script was probably started by frustrated screenwriters who spend their days penning endless sequel after sequel for some shitty Nic Cage movie like Con Air or Ghost Rider.

The fact is boys and girls, Juno is a perfect little movie.  It's well written, well acted, well directed, well edited, and well, I loved it.  I'm not sure if all kids today talk like that but you know what?  It's just a movie and it's not earth shatteringly important if Diablo Cody got it 100% right when she wrote it.  
This movie would not have been half as good if it did not have Ellen Page in it.  She is the heart and soul of the film and rightly so since she plays the title character.  She had just the right amount of spunkiness, grit, humor, and sweetness to pull it off.  While at times she looked a little older than her supposed 16 years, she was mostly dead on in her portrayal.  

As usual Michael Cera was damn fine in his role.  This kid's acting prowess has amazed me ever since I saw him in Arrested Development.  He gives a clinic in film and TV acting with his every role.  To be a great film and TV actor one has to under play ones roles and Cera does it every time and that's why he's so believable in every thing you see him in.
Allison Janney and J.K. Simmons shine as Juno's dad and step mom.  Janney nails her step mom with a frosty heart of gold character just right.
Jennifer Garner and Jason Bateman as the adoptive parents shine bright as well.  You start out not liking her that much while really liking him, but then as the film goes on it slowly twists and you come to like her very much while not liking her husband much at all.

I think the reason why this film has connected with so many people is because it's really about how it's okay to do the right thing.  Juno may have made a youthful mistake by having unprotected sex, but she did the right thing by giving her baby up to a woman who was so very ready to be a mom but couldn't have one of her own.  Juno's parents did the right thing by supporting her in her decision and taking up for her when they had to.  Juno's boyfriend did the right thing by showing her he still loved her and making sure she knew it.  And the adoptive husband did the right thing as well, but I'm not going to tell you what he does because I don't want to spoil it for those who have yet to see it.  All these characters show that while it's not always easy, in the long run it is always best to do the right thing.

I highly recommend this movie.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Don't let the liberal Hollywood elitists win another one

If you care anything about freedom of expression, artistic freedom, the right of others to make really really really bad movies then please click here and sign this petition.

Go on, sign it and help stop the elitist bastards from winning. And as an added bonus you'll help keep the hope that there'll be a Bloodrayne 4 alive.
Uwe and I thank you.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Monday, April 7, 2008

Monkey Movie Review Round Up

Inside Man is Spike Lee's latest film. It's a slick, well written and well directed heist movie. The performances by Denzel Washington, Willem Dafoe, and Clive Owen are all very good. I liked most all of this movie with one exception, and her name is Jodie Foster. I didn't buy her as the menacing mastermind who gets things done by intimidation and what not, in fact her whole sub plot was laughable. Maybe in some alternate universe Jodie Foster can brow beat people and scare them into to doing her bidding and bending others to her iron will but it sure as hell ain't going to happen in this universe. She didn't strike a single chord of fear in me, although she did make me giggle a few times when she tried to be all bad ass and shit. I'm praying she won't be in the sequel.

I can't recommend this one due to Jodie Foster's stunningly unbelievable performance.

Death at a Funeral is one of those very droll, very British comedies that Anglophiles like me usually love. This one had it moments and over all it's worth seeing once but it's not knee slapping funny. The extras on the DVD are so slim they're non existent, they only offer two commentary tracks and a gag reel that is uncomfortable to watch at times. If you like dry British films then this one is right up your alley.

Of the three feature length films I've seen in the past few weeks I liked this documentary the best. It's about an influential movie channel that ran on some southern California cable stations in the late 1970's through the late 1980's.

Channel Z was famous for running unheralded, uncut, international, American, and cult films commercial free. The man who chose the movies that ran on Channel Z was a film fanatic named Jerry Harvey. Harvey championed avant garde, foreign, and otherwise overlooked films and he ran them as they were intended to be seen, in their full uncut glory. He brought such films as Overlord, Fitzcarraldo, Das Boot, 1900, Once Upon a Time in America, and many others to the attention of his viewers. He also showed many early and under appreciated films by directors such as Henry Jaglom, Robert Altman, Paul Verhoven, and many others on his channel. What Harvey did was nothing less than bring world cinema at to the USA and through his championing of under appreciated films he revived the careers of many a director.

But Harvey suffered with mental illness through his life and finally his dark side got the best of him. One night in the late 80's when it looked like his beloved Channel Z was going to go off the air, he shot and killed his wife and then he turned his gun on himself and he blew his brains out. Although he was young when he died, he was 39, his impact lives on to this day. With out Channel Z many of the films we know as masterpieces today would never have come to our attention.

Speaking as a film buff, if I had known in the early 9180's there was such a thing as Channel Z my life would have been very different because instead of going to college I would have went out to LA and I would have done everything in my power to get a job with Jerry Harvey. I grew up loving movies and when I began to find out about the world of film outside of the films of Hollywood I was more movie crazy than before. If I had known that one could have made a living watching great films and then showing them on TV I would have been there in a heart beat. I would have slept in the Channel Z offices and worked for next to nothing just to have been around that scene.

This documentary is kind of depressing given how Harvey ended his life, but in another way it's very life affirming when one considers that Harvey's work is still helping shape cinema today. I recommend this one highly, especially because you will learn a lot about world and overlooked cinema.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Let's go pry his rifle from his cold dead hand

Charlton Heston has finally kicked the bucket. I'll admit to loving the movie Ben Hur when I was a kid, and to loving Planet of the Apes, Omega Man, and Soylent Green as well, but his politics late in his life made me cringe and after he became president of the NRA I vowed to never watch any of his films again. I hope he gets reincarnated as an Iraqi baby, or an Afghani woman, or an east coast dyed in the wool liberal anti hand gun crusader.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

And who will you be spending this evening with?

Me, I'll be spending it with the guy who directed these films:

That's right kids, Dr. Monkey is going to see actor/activist/film director Spike Lee speak at East Tennessee State University. If you never see any other Spike Lee film, you owe to the people of New Orleans to see his documentary on the aftermath of hurricane Katrina called When the Levees Broke: A Requiem in Four Acts. The title of his talk is America Through My Lens. It should be interesting as hell. No worries if you can't make it, I'll write about it later.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Blame it on Pong

I admit it, I have a misspent youth. I was one of those teens who, when I could escape from the farm in Lee County, hung out in pool halls and played pool, pinball, and video games whenever I could. I played all the games I could afford on my meager wages, we all were made to get summer jobs as soon as we turned 13 and we had to turn over most of our paychecks, and our tiny income tax refunds, to Aunt Rageaholic so she could spend it to keep a roof over our heads, which of course I found out later was a crock of shit because she is just one of those people who were scarred by living through the Great Depression so badly that she has a pathological fear of being broke so she took all the money she could from our earnings until we turned 18. But enough about her, let's get back to my favorite subject, me.

From the second I first saw Pong, for those of you who are unfamiliar with the history of video games it was the first home game system, I was hooked on video games. I came from a big family, including me there were five of us kids born to my Mom and Dad, and from the get go we all played games and learned to be competitive. When we were packed off to live with my Aunt and Uncle, they had four kids and three foster kids to boot so that made 11 kids all together, my sister Linda had died before we moved in with Aunt Rageaholic and Uncle Adultery, so you can imagine how much more competitive we all became. We all wanted to win at Monopoly, rummy, Masterpiece, whatever. When Pong was introduced in the early 70's I wanted one so bad I could taste it. I knew I'd kick some serious ass if I had it and all the other kids in the house would bow down to me when I whipped them at Pong. Alas, it was never to be because we never got one no matter how much I whined and begged.

But my love for the nascent video games of that era never died and one day during the county fair in Lee County, Virginia I got to play Space Invaders. Oh my god, it was heaven to me. Blasting those little invaders as they got closer and closer and that mechanical heartbeat sound the machine made got faster and faster the more levels you went through. I poured quarter after quarter into that machine over the next few days. I was well and truly hooked.

When I got to college I had a little cash every month from my jobs on campus and I was able to draw my late father's Social Security, that was before St. Ronald Fucking Reagan cut all that out, so in between buying copies of National Lampoon and Rolling Stone, cases of cheap beer, ounces of wacky weed for $40 bucks a pop, Pony brand sneakers, polo shirts that had little alligators on them, and Levi's jeans, I played more video games. I played them all. Pac Man, Ms. Pac Man, Gorf, Galaga, Zaxxon, those shitty martial arts games, Q Bert, you name it I played it. I was not great on them but some of them I got pretty good at. Playing them helped calm my competitiveness.

After college I kept on playing arcade video games up until a few years ago. I used them as a way to deal with my frustrations about where I was in life and I loved to take out my aggressions on some fighting game rather than take it out on a real person who might kick my ass. I also used them, just like I used wacky weed and heavy drinking for a time, to make me forget that I wasn't doing well with the ladies. But thankfully I stopped smoking weed and drinking to excess, I met Sparky, and I finally started working grown up jobs that made me some decent money.

But every now and again when I started going on the road selling for Myers Tire Supply and later for that last company I worked for who shall remain nameless, I'd stop at an arcade in whatever city I'd find myself in and I'd play a few games on my lunch break or I'd stop in one at the end of the day if I was out of town and I'd play some for a bit before I went to whatever cheap motel I was staying in that night. I still loved the feel of the joystick in my hand and the thrill of competing against all the other people who had played that machine and against the machine itself, but I didn't invest nearly the money or the time in them like I did when I was in college.

And no matter how much I played them I was never as bad as the guys in this film:We finally saw The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters last night. I had heard about how good it was and I read about how much Chris and Kristi loved it, so I couldn't wait to see it. When I picked it out at the video store Sparky was not too thrilled about it, she thought it was going to suck but I told her to hang loose and to give it a try. When I put it in the DVD player last night she said, "I'll probably fall asleep, so don't mind me," and she laid down on the couch and snuggled under her favorite couch blanket.

But much to her surprise she was hooked from the first minute. And she knew nothing about the world of arcade video games before she had seen this film.

This movie is wildly good. It's all about the rivalry between two guys who both want to have the world record high score on Donkey Kong. One guy held the record for many years and he thought he ws invincible, the other guy is a nice guy who just happened to have an affinity for this video game. They "clash" as they try to out do one another in their race to be the top Donkey Kong player in the world. To them this shit is life or death and to us the viewer it's sometimes funny and painful to watch them go about their business of trying to best one another.

You take sides quickly and when the official video game world does their best to try to cheat the upstart you can't help but get pissed. It's easy to watch all the gamers in the movie and write them off as nerds but that's selling them a bit short. They're just like any other group of people who compete, like baseball players, or politicians, or wrestlers, their field of competition just happens to be arcade style video games. I felt alot of empathy towards them and I could easily see how they got so wrapped up in it.

You'll enjoy this documentary even if you never played a video game in your life, but if you have, then you'll enjoy it even more. I highly recommend it.

And for the record, I never got passed the fifth screen on Donkey Kong. And I never got a perfect score on Pac Man either. But I did finish all levels on this game a few times:

And I do have an X Box.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

A double dose of Dr. Monkey movie reviews

After last week's Oscar winning film viewing we went with some offbeat movies this week. The first one we saw was:Don't get me wrong, I like the films of Wes Anderson, but this one wasn't that great. It's very pretty to look at because they filmed it on location in India and it's filled with the usual quirky Wes Anderson movie characters but it just didn't do much for me.

It was an hour and a half set up for one scene near the end when the brothers throw away all their baggage. Hey Wes, I got it. I got the metaphor you were going for. When they throw away all the luggage they were lugging around they were also tossing aside all their emotional baggage as well. Big frickin' deal. Wes, you spent all that time and money to make that not so subtle visual joke? Come on man, I thought you were better than that.

The leads, Owen Wilson, Adrian Brody, and Jason Schwartzman, all play along and give us the requisite Wes Anderson inspired performances. Meh, they've all done better work in other films. I was underwhelmed by all of them.

There was one bright spot in this movie for me and her name is Amara Karan. Here is her picture: Hubba hubba. She's actually Sri Lankan by ethnicity but in this movie she played an Indian woman who worked on the train where some of the action takes place. She was cuter than cute in her small role and I hope she goes on to be in bigger and better projects than this one. And I also hope she develops a thing for pasty middle aged white guys who blog incessantly. Amara, Dr. Monkey likes his brown actresses don't ya know so give him a call sometime if you're ever in east Tennessee.

If you're a huge Wes Anderson fan then see this movie but if not then you won't miss anything if you skip it.

The other movie we watched was this one:I was skeptical about it at first but from the get go it got me. It's funny, sweet, off beat and I liked it immensely.

It's about a fat schlub, played by Jeff Garlin, in his early 40's who lives with his mom and who is a borderline struggling actor. He has problems with his self esteem, his mother, his choice of careers, and with women. It's not a pity party movie where we're invited to laugh at the fat guy as he laughs at and makes fun of himself and it may not sound like a gut buster but there are some good laughs and memorable scenes in it. My favorite scene was the one where a kid in a poncho takes a hot dog from Garlin's character. Garlin asks him why he's wearing a poncho on a hot sunny day and the kid tells him he's wearing it as punishment for something he did wrong. The kid's father comes up and asks the kid if he said "Thank you" to Garlin for the hot dog and the kid admits he didn't. The father tsks, shakes his head, and says, "That's another week in the poncho for you young man." It was strange and unexpected enough to make me laugh out loud when I saw it.

The movie also has three of my favorite actresses in it:
Bonnie Hunt
Sarah Silverman
and Amy Sedaris. And all three are great in it.

Speaking as a guy who has a belly and who's self esteem problems gave him problems with women in the past I really identified with Garlin in this movie and it's probably one of the reasons why I liked it so much. But it really is a well written, well acted, funny movie.

The only problem I had with it was the lack of extras. We've come to expect some DVD extras, be it the perfunctory "making of" mini documentary, deleted scenes, out takes, or cast bios, but with this movie you get none of those. Zip. Zilch. Nothing. But even with that one flaw, I highly recommend this film.

Friday, March 7, 2008

Movie Line Meme

I've seen this lines from favorite movies meme on the "C" Cubed blogs ("C" Cubed, which stands for Cadre of Cute Canadians, is what I have decided to call the collective blogs of Bad Tempered Zombie, Captain Karen, Jane Austen Jr, Tanya Espanya, and Wandering Coyote.) and it looked like fun. You give some oft quoted lines from some of your favorite movies and see if anyone can guess where they came from. Some of the movies lines in my list come from older films but some come from recent ones as well, so good luck guessing. The use of search engines is prohibited.

1) "Sausages taste good. Pork chops taste good." (Pulp Fiction-Matty Boy)

2) "Let's go get some sushi and not pay." (Repo Man-Kirby)

3) "Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows, and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol." (Airplane!-Kirby)

4) "For days everyone has been saying no to me. Now it's my turn to say no." (Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown-Snad)

5) "Ahhh, what's so special about cheesemakers?" (Life of Brian-Kirby)

6) "Up your bum!" (Wish You Were Here-D Cup)

7) "You're a lucky man Norwood."

8) "I just figured out who you are, you're the class douchebag."

9) "Those who are tardy do not get a fruit cup." (High Anxiety-Kirby)

10) "You've never had anyone give you the Aunt Jemima treatment?" (Stripes-Kirby)

11) "Food on a chain gang is scarce and not very nourishing. The men got one hot meal a day, a bowl of steam." (Take the Money and Run-Kirby)

12) "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side kid." (Star Wars-Kirby)

I'm not tagging anyone but if you'd like to do this then go right ahead.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Judge Judy and Executioner

Do you like the movies? Do you like the British comedy movies? Are you into films that star pasty white guys who make you laugh?Perhaps you like a movie that has hot man on bird action in it:Or maybe you like movies that have lots of shooting of guns but the violence is very cartoony:Maybe you like movies where Paddy Consindine plays a loutish oafish Detective that torments the hero played by Simon Pegg?
If you like all those things then have I got a film for you, it's called Hot Fuzz.I finally watched this movie last night and I feckin' loved it. It's from the team who brought you Shaun of the Dead, which I also loved.

This time around Pegg plays a super uptight cop from London who's sent to rural Sandford where the action is almost non existent. He pretty pissed about being sent there until he uncovers some sinister stuff. I'm not going to delve any further in the plot that that so as not to spoil it for anyone who has not seen this yet.

The film is funny, smart, and well done all the way around. It's got great performances by the leads and the cast of the usual suspects in modern British comedies, Martin Freeman, Olivia Coleman, Steve Coogan, and others that you'll recognize when you see them.

I loved all the inside jokes and the references, some subtle and others not so subtle, to other films. And I'm not talking about all the cop movies they talk about in the film itself. This movie pays homage to the westerns of Sam Peckinpah, the Asian gangster films of John Woo, and even films like Godzilla, and I'm referring to the Japanese versions of Godzilla not the horrid American remake of a few years ago. The homages they do to the films they mention repeatedly also are fun and funny.

Seriously, if you haven't seen this movie yet, or if you've been ambivalent about seeing it, then get off your ass and see it sometime. It's fun way to spend a couple of hours.

Monday, January 28, 2008

A Dr. Monkey movie review

This sweet funny comedy is about a couple of socially awkward misfits in New Zealand who find one another, hook up, break up, and well you know what happens next. It's a quirky comedy that deserves a wider audience. All the actors are wonderfully deadpan and laconic in it and their New Zealand accents make their characters all the more charming. Some of you may recognize Jemaine Clement from his HBO series Flight of the Conchords. He essentially plays the same character in this film as he plays on that show but it's one he plays very well and one I never get tired of seeing. He's great at playing the awkward sap who is never what he thinks he is. His portrayal of his character in this film is laugh out loud funny, especially the scenes where is is taunting his old high school bully on the phone. He also sports a fine mullet in this movie. His co star, Loren Horsley, is pitch perfect in her role. She is at times sweetly charming, stunningly awkward and out of place, and just plain adorable. Her character is the kind of gal you'd just like to give a hug to. I hope this film leads to other roles for her because she is a good comedic actor with a lot to offer.

The other stand out in the movie is the little girl who plays Clement's character's daughter from a one night stand. The kid is laugh out loud funny, especially in her deleted scenes.

I loved, loved, loved this movie. I recommend it highly and those of you who are socially awkward misfits like I am will love this film as well. It's not a film for everybody because not everyone will appreciate the low key dead pan humor but for those of you who will get it, you'll love it as much as I did.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Dr. Monkey's Double Dose of Cinema

I saw this the other day:
And as much as it pains me to say anything bad about a Reece Witherspoon film, avoid this one. It was long, dull, and lifeless. Sure Reece was cute in it and boy do her boobs look good all pushed up and out but they could not save this movie. Neither could the Irish gal who was in I Capture the Castle. I was sorely unimpressed with this film and with Mira Nair's direction of it.

I saw this the other night:
Yes, I love Rachel Weisz and yes, I like Hugh Jackman, but did I like this movie? Oh hell to the no. It was one hundred and thirty six minutes of earth tones, extreme close ups, and people emoting all over the freakin' place. Ick, ick, ick. Hugh slays people, does bold lab research, and eats tree bark while living in a snow globe, Rachel slinks around looking hot, looking sick, and looking hot while she's sick, other people do some pointless shit, and Rachel's real life husband films it all. Hey you people who made this film, I want that hour and a half of my life back you pretentious bastards.

I saw both of these movies on the free HBO/Cinemax channels we've been getting for the past six months, so at least I didn't waste any of my filthy lucre on them like I had planned to do. So suck it Blockbuster, that ten of my dollars you didn't get for two long films that weren't very good at all.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008