We saw this last night

and I could not believe how much I hated it. There was so much great buzz surrounding this film that I was looking forward to seeing it. And then as it played out in front of me I wanted to slap the shit out of Todd Haynes for writing and directing it and I wanted to kneecap the studio exec who gave this turkey the green light.
This movie is interminably long and incredibly pretentious. I was begging for the end credits to roll and I nearly cried with happiness when they finally did. All the actors have done and or will do better work elsewhere and Todd Haynes is capable of better, and he's capable of worse too because he did after all make another film,
Velvet Goldmine, that got good press but which I hated. Maybe I missed something, maybe I'm too stupid to get the symbolism, or maybe I just hated this movie. Yeah that's it. I just hated this flick.
In other movie news Edmonton's own Captain Karen won the latest
Name That Film contest! However since I just sent her a vintage postcard with a zen proverb on it, she is not eligible to get another one so soon. So what I did was I found the address of a woman who has the same name as Captain Karen in a state that borders Canada and I sent her the vintage postcard with a zen proverb on it.
And here's this week's film still in the ongoing
Name That Film contest:
Send your entries to monkeymuckATgmailDOTcom and you could win a prize! Entries accepted until I decide to stop taking them. In the event of a tie I will select one person at random to be this week's winner. This offer is not valid in some Baltic countries and one or two islands off the coast of Greece.