Watchmen

I went to see The Watchmen last night with my friend Keith and his sons. And I can safely say that it's feckin' great. It's the real deal, the whole enchilada. It's all that and a truck load of chips. It's the bee's knees, the ant's thorax, and dog's bollocks.

And as a fan of the original comic book series/graphic novel, I know where of I speak.

I'm not about to cannonize the film's director Zack Synder, but holy heck he did a superb job with this comic book property. The adaptation is so close to the original work it's stunning. Every actor has been cast perfectly and they all shine. Alan Moore, the reclusive genius who wrote the original series/graphic novel, has always been a twat when it comes to film adaptations of his work but in this case there's really no need because this film is so good. I'm glad I got to see this movie on the big screen and maybe I'll go again. And of course I'll get the DVD with all the extras when it hits the stores because I liked it that damn much.

Listen to me when I tell you that if you have read the comic, you will love this adaptation. If you have not read the comic, then read it and then go see the movie, you'll love it and appreciaite the film all the more. And if you never read the comic and don't know what the hell it's all about, see the film when you can because it stands very well on it's own and you'll like this movie.

A word of warning though, just because it's based on a comic book/graphic novel doesn't mean it's a movie for little children, it's not. It's violent, there is senseless brutality in it, and there's sex, explicit sex, in it, so leave the under 12 year old set at home and the rest of you go see this or get it on DVD when it comes out.

Dr. Monkey's Movie Review Cubed

The Hoax is a very good film. It tells the story of Clifford Irving's audacious attempt to pass off a fake autobiography of Howard Hughes. This film hits on all cylinders, the script and look of the movie are good, the performances by Richard Gere, Alfred Molina, Hope Davis (who makes a stunning brunette by the way), and Marcia Gay Harden (despite being saddled with the worst cinematic hairdo of the decade and who uses a pretty bad accent) were all stellar, and the director, Lasse Hallstrom, did a fine job. The extras are good and so is the soundtrack in the film. I highly recommend this movie.


Little Children was one of the most disquieting films I have ever seen. No one in this films ends up getting what they think they want. It's a troubling and at times hard film to watch because one can imagine these sort of things go on all the time in the suburbs. Having said that, I really liked this film. It's one of those movies that sticks with you, the story, the performances, it was all just hauntingly good. It's a depressing film on many counts though so if you don't like sad or provocative movies I don't recommend it for you. Why Kate Winslet has not won an academy award is beyond me, she deserved it for this film, as did her nominated co-star Jackie Earl Haley. Ladies, there is some serious beefcake in this movie so if you like to see buff dudes and you don't mind having to look at Kate Winslet nude then check this one out. Also, the guy who does the voiceover through out the film has possibly the best speaking voice ever. Oh yeah, Trini Alvarado is in this movie as well, you may remember her from Beaches but I fell in love with her when I saw her in Times Square.

The rap against this movie is that it seems like an extended version of the TV show. Well, like the song says, "Ain't nuthin' wrong with that...." A mediocre episode of The Simpsons is better than 95% of what's on TV any day of the week and this movie adaption is better than 80% of the films on DVD now. It works, the comedy, the voiceovers, the story, everything. I you like the TV show, you'll love this movie because you finally get to hear some of the beloved characters cuss and you get to see Bart naked. It's funny and I look forward to seeing it again some time.