Let's go pry his rifle from his cold dead hand

Charlton Heston has finally kicked the bucket. I'll admit to loving the movie Ben Hur when I was a kid, and to loving Planet of the Apes, Omega Man, and Soylent Green as well, but his politics late in his life made me cringe and after he became president of the NRA I vowed to never watch any of his films again. I hope he gets reincarnated as an Iraqi baby, or an Afghani woman, or an east coast dyed in the wool liberal anti hand gun crusader.

Favorite Repbulican Pick Up Lines

Larry Craig's favorite pick up line is:

Charlton Heston's favorite is:

"Let me kiss you like I kissed Dr. Zaius."

Christine Todd Whitman's favorite is:

"I used to be a dude, wanna see?"

Mark Foley's is:

"Bush's surge may not be working but mine sure is!"

Florida lawmaker Bob Allen's is:

"If you don't hurt me I'll blow you."

Condi Rice's is:

"You must be this small to ride the wild pulsating Condi Machine."

Our Chicken Hawk In Chief's is:

"Don't hurt me Uncle Dick, I'll do anything you want, just don't hit me again."

The late Dick Nixon's is:

"Satan, could you use a little lube next time?

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