I could not have said it better myself

"But the Democratic Party won’t learn from these mistakes. Rather, they will blame everyone but themselves. Green Party candidate Jill Stein will be a likely scapegoat, despite the fact that if all of the votes for Stein went to Hillary Clinton, Clinton still would have lost the election just as badly."

The most loyal Clinton supporters will predictably attack Sanders and his supporters for Clinton’s loss. They will do so without acknowledging that Clinton did nothing to extend an olive branch to Sanders supporters. Tim Kaine was the exact opposite of a progressive, and Clinton immediately hired Debbie Wasserman Schultz after she resigned in disgrace from her position as DNC chair after WikiLeaks revealed she helped Clinton cheat in the Democratic primaries."

Michael Sainato

What are you going to do after the election?

"I'm moving into the White House if Trump wins.  I'm Melania's mother."

"I'll be fondling my guns while cowering in my basement covered in tears and jizz."

"Two words, revenge porn."

"I'll be shouting at hussies and pansies so that they can see that Jesus loves them if only they'd stop behaving the way God made them."

"We'll be having threesomes and singing barbershop quartet, so it's pretty much business as usual for us."

"Spend some quality time with my vibrator."

"Carrying out Uncle Adolf's vision."

"Fuck off, that's what I'm doing.  Just you fuck right off right now."

"Pie.  I'll be eating pie.  And enjoying seeing a woman finally be a president elect."

You're so cute

The amount of liberals and Democratic party apologists who think Bernie Sanders will push Hillary into adopting a progressive agenda after she's elected is astounding.  They're also cute and precious as the naive Constitution loving teabaggers who thought they were going to get Buffoon Trump elected.

The low down

A guy who married his cousin

is making excuses for a sniffing serial sex abuser because he wants him to be POTUS. 

So guess what America, you can:

Who's going to win tonight's debate?

"I see a victory for the two party monopoly." 

"Dat geezer Trump is wot who is gonna win.  Because all he gotta do is not fuck up."

"I care not who wins that silly debate because my dog and I are on our honeymoon.  Thanks a lot Obama!" 

"I'm too stoned to say right now.  Come back after my buzz wears off."

"I piss on your debates."

"Je suis un lapin." 

"I'm rooting for Hillary because I want to root Hillary.  What?  Is it sexist to say that now?  Oh fuck, I give up."

Tweets by Trump

I'm proud to be a Green

Our 2016 platform looks a lot like what Democrats used to believe in and support before Bill Clinton began dragging the party to the right.  

White guys in hats talk about how the Trump campaign is going

"I can't wait to see who he does his best to piss off next."

"I need to take shit, can you not see that?  Wait, me having to shit is a perfect metaphor for his campaign.  Now, where the nearest restroom?  I'm touching cloth, if you know what I mean."

"They need more Ivanka and less of those two vulture looking sons of his.  And also, Trump needs to release more nude photos of his wife."

"I will personally eat anyone who says anything bad about Trump.  Also, I like pie. That's no lie."

"I love a train wreck."

"Trump makes Tricky Dick look like a saint and Warren G. Harding look like a genius."

"He needs to say more stuff about how Hillary is going to bugger all of us seniors until we sign our Social Security checks over to her.  That issue isn't talked about enough.  Also, Muslims and the gays, they scare me too.  And robots."

"It's going about how I expected a campaign that features a narcissistic Cheeto looking racist pig ignorant eastern European poon poaching loudmouth dumb ass on the top of the ticket would go."

Want some stupid?

Tim Kaine is rewarded for his incompetence by becoming Hillary's running mate.  He was in charge of the DNC when it got crushed in the 2010 mid terms.  In any other western democracy he would have been forced to resign in disgrace, but not here, nope.  Here he's allowed to run for the US Senate and then to become Hillary's running mate.  He's the living embodiment of the Peter Principle.

I'm not saying she's not going to win with him, she most likely will.  I'm saying if she wanted a slam dunk win, she should have picked a Hispanic or Asian male.

Here's a message from Hillary Clinton to all teens out there

Hi there all you teens!  Twenty three skidoo and all that, wait do the kids still say that kind of stuff?  Oh well, who cares, cool slang is timeless.  I want to talk to you kids about a subject that is dear to my heart, getting me and Bill back in the White House.  

Yes, I'm a little older than I was the last time I ran but so what?  I'm not the cool older sister anymore and I can dig it, I'm more like your groovy aunt who let's you talk on the phone with your friends past your usual curfew.

 And fellas, when I walk in on you jerking off, I don't scream for you to stop that abuse, I smile and give you the thumbs up or maybe if I'm feeling frisky, I might just get all Mrs. Robinson on you, koo koo ka choo, if you see what I'm saying.  After all, Bill fooled around, why can't I?

But anyhoo, let's get back to me for a change.  The time is right for you to help get me back the power I had in the 1990's.  Many of you won't remember me from back then but trust me, I was awesome.  And I'll be awesome again and you can tell your friends that on your way to school, the milkshake shop, or to church.  

Tell them how hip and on fleek I'll be for the issues that you care about.  Issues like getting your parents to lighten up on you, helping get you more student loans, ending the war in Afghanistan before I start another one in Iran and on the West Bank, and many more.  But just trust me, your super cool hip auntie.  I promise I'll rock the vote and hook you up with some gay marriage or legal medical marijuana or whatever it is you want.  

Oh, and don't pay any attention to that Bernie Sanders guy.  He's a big liar who can't get you free college or free anything.  In fact, he's going to get you killed because he's got no plan on how to deal with the packs of roving rabid dogs that plague our cities and towns.  

Just to recap, vote for me, help get me elected, you get free stuff, and Bernie Sanders wants to kill you and sodomize your corpse.

Farm women break down the latest Republican debate

"Trump thinks wages are too high?  He's too high to be serious.  He must be smoking something."

"That was a debate?  I thought it was a game, what with all those softball questions."

"They let a smarmy Canadian in there, how'd that happen?"

"Ben Carson doesn't like being scrutinized?  Yeah, he's a real medical doctor, those fuckers learn to brush off scrutiny the first year in med school.  Also, fuck him for saying we need smaller government when he grew up taking government benefits with both hands and using Affirmative Action to get ahead."

"I'm making lots of jam to put on all the also ran candidates who are toast at this point.  I'm looking at you Rand Paul, Chris Christie, Gomer Huckabee, and Miss Lindsey Graham."

Demands of the Republican Debaters

Gomer Huckabee is demanding that we all convert to his brand of Southern Baptist nuttery. He also demands that all women be required to look like Kim Davis.

Chris Christie is demanding more doughnuts, Ring Dings, Cokes, and a bag of oranges that he can use to hit teachers in the kidneys with.

Carly Fiorina is demanding she be made CEO of every company so she can lay off everybody in order to increase profits for her and the other investors. And she wants people to stop talking about her penis.

Miss Lindsey is demanding a fainting couch and a pearl necklace at every debate.

Santorum wants to be left alone so he can go to truck stops and chug cock in peace.

Ben Carson is demanding that gleeble glook abibbity boo.  And Obama is scary.

What?  Him worry?

The other forty five Republican candidates could not be reached for comment.