"I see a victory for the two party monopoly."
"Dat geezer Trump is wot who is gonna win. Because all he gotta do is not fuck up."
"I care not who wins that silly debate because my dog and I are on our honeymoon. Thanks a lot Obama!"
"I'm too stoned to say right now. Come back after my buzz wears off."
"I piss on your debates."
"Je suis un lapin."
"I'm rooting for Hillary because I want to root Hillary. What? Is it sexist to say that now? Oh fuck, I give up."