Farm women break down the latest Republican debate

"Trump thinks wages are too high?  He's too high to be serious.  He must be smoking something."

"That was a debate?  I thought it was a game, what with all those softball questions."

"They let a smarmy Canadian in there, how'd that happen?"

"Ben Carson doesn't like being scrutinized?  Yeah, he's a real medical doctor, those fuckers learn to brush off scrutiny the first year in med school.  Also, fuck him for saying we need smaller government when he grew up taking government benefits with both hands and using Affirmative Action to get ahead."

"I'm making lots of jam to put on all the also ran candidates who are toast at this point.  I'm looking at you Rand Paul, Chris Christie, Gomer Huckabee, and Miss Lindsey Graham."

Old white guys talk about what to do with all those Confederate flags that are coming down

"Turn them into bikinis.  We need more sexy dentally challenged incestuous meth addict gals wearing rebel flag bikinis."

"Send then to Africa, kids in Africa are going without flags and that's a crime."

"Use them to make nooses with and then use those nooses to hang rioters who burn down drug stores."

"Feed the poor with them."

"Send them to that Russian museum in St. Petersburg, the Hermitage.  Then when people complain, they can say the flag is about Hermitage, not hate."

"Give them to me, I'll use to to make drapes for the trailers I own."

"Confederate fags are coming down?  Shit, I'll have to clean my place up if those guys are coming over.  Thanks for the heads up."

"Leave me alone.  Seriously.  Stop bothering me."