Good luck with that

Buffoon Trump says after the election, he's going to sue the women he's groped and molested.  Which is fine because it'll be good for him to have something to do after Hillary kicks his ass on Nov. 8th.

Meanwhile, back at the Trump rally...

I hope Trump goes into hiding after his big loss on Nov. 8th.

Some black kids talk about Trump and the debate

"That dude was dope.  Hang on, I meant to say that dude IS a dope."

"I heard he wants to take away my health care that I got from President Obama.  He says we can't afford it because we got to spend more money on bombs and stuff.  Screw that.  I can't eat bombs and no soldier is gonna look after me when I get sick."

"He did about how I expected him to.  I expect his first term in office will go about as smoothly as the one Mitt Romney had.  You see what I did there?"

"You already talked to me.  Now, leave me alone while I contemplate how to survive being a young black male in a country that allows cops to brutalize me and mine and then damns and criminalizes me when I demonstrate against it."

"He needed to appeal to women, black folks, Hispanics, and Muslims and he ended up scoring big with the people who want to burn crosses in our yard."

"He said he's going to be the law and order president.  Black folks already got all the law and order we can handle.  The law gives us an order and it kills us even if we obey it.  So my parents will be voting Hillary."

Who's going to win tonight's debate?

"I see a victory for the two party monopoly." 

"Dat geezer Trump is wot who is gonna win.  Because all he gotta do is not fuck up."

"I care not who wins that silly debate because my dog and I are on our honeymoon.  Thanks a lot Obama!" 

"I'm too stoned to say right now.  Come back after my buzz wears off."

"I piss on your debates."

"Je suis un lapin." 

"I'm rooting for Hillary because I want to root Hillary.  What?  Is it sexist to say that now?  Oh fuck, I give up."

1950's college girls with glasses tell what they like best about Trump

"I like how bold and unconventional he is.  Who else but Trump would give a speech aimed at increasing the African American vote in a town that's 95% white?  And who else but Trump would slam President Obama, our first black president, in that same speech? Boom."

"I like how he's hired so many mentally ill people to be his surrogates on the cable news channels.  Some of those people who work for him are down right delusional."

"My favorite thing about him is how he never takes the blame for any of his mistakes.  I'm sure that will be an asset if he gets into the White House.  What could go wrong?"

"I like his commitment to forcing Muslims to face a religious test in order to come into our country.  Maybe he will also order them to wear a religious based symbol on their clothes all the time and maybe he'll concentrate them in camps or something too."

"The thing I like best about him is that he's never tried to hit on me.  Because let's face it, he's pretty disgusting."

"I like how anti immigrant he unless he gets to fuck them and get them pregnant."

"I like the fact he's not my creepy cousin John who keeps trying to have sex with me."

"I like his business acumen best.  I like how he's managed to not let his failures in the casino business keep him from failing at other businesses."

"I like how many different sides of Putin's dick and balls he's on.  And also, I'm a fag hag, so it's okay for me to say things like that."

Who's got the silliest hat?

"Surely it must be us.  Just look at us, we're wearing glorified baskets.  ON OUR HEADS."

"My hat may look silly, but at least I'll never starve."

"Our hats are pretty dumb too."

"Naše klobúky sú čertovsky hlúpe!"

Nope, sorry all of you, this is the silliest hat of all: