Who's going to win tonight's debate?

"I see a victory for the two party monopoly." 

"Dat geezer Trump is wot who is gonna win.  Because all he gotta do is not fuck up."

"I care not who wins that silly debate because my dog and I are on our honeymoon.  Thanks a lot Obama!" 

"I'm too stoned to say right now.  Come back after my buzz wears off."

"I piss on your debates."

"Je suis un lapin." 

"I'm rooting for Hillary because I want to root Hillary.  What?  Is it sexist to say that now?  Oh fuck, I give up."

Farm women break down the latest Republican debate

"Trump thinks wages are too high?  He's too high to be serious.  He must be smoking something."

"That was a debate?  I thought it was a game, what with all those softball questions."

"They let a smarmy Canadian in there, how'd that happen?"

"Ben Carson doesn't like being scrutinized?  Yeah, he's a real medical doctor, those fuckers learn to brush off scrutiny the first year in med school.  Also, fuck him for saying we need smaller government when he grew up taking government benefits with both hands and using Affirmative Action to get ahead."

"I'm making lots of jam to put on all the also ran candidates who are toast at this point.  I'm looking at you Rand Paul, Chris Christie, Gomer Huckabee, and Miss Lindsey Graham."

Debate Night in America

Hey America, what's up? You remember that tonight is the last debate between Obama and Bush McCain right? Don't miss it if you can help it. I know many of you were on the edge of your seats watching the returns of the Canadian election last night on CSPAN so you may be maxxed out on politics but come on, this is historic, so you better watch it if you can.

So, Ms. America, get yourself all gussied up for tonight.

And I know you're going to let the kids stay up and watch but they're going to have to be dressed properly as well. That includes both the boys:
And the girls:
In no time at all your hubby will come through the doorafter a hard day at work and you will have supper ready and you'll all have a wholesome nutritious supper that features lots of whole milk and white bread with butter on it and then you'll all talk about what a fabulous day you all had. Then you can sit down and watch the debate! Sounds like fun, huh.

What's that? You want me to come over to watch the debate with you? Okay! Great! I was hoping you'd ask. Just let me change into something more comfortable.Ahhh, that's better. Hey, look, I brought a case of Heineken and a bottle of Wild Turkey so we can all enjoy the debate properly! Let's party like it's 1979 America! GoBama!

There's no debate...

...that Bush McCain was extremely disrespectful of Sen. Obama and moderator Jim Lerher last night. Lerher asked him time and again to address Obama specifically but he refused to do so. And his refusal to look at Sen. Obama showed that the old man is either afraid to face his opponent directly or he's just being a petulant childish man once again. I don't know about you but I want a President who will look our friends, allies, and others in the eye when he negotiates or deals with them.

It seemed to me that James Carville, the master of repeating talking points over and over until weak minded people start to believe them as truth, had coached Bush McCain on his debate style. McCain kept repeating his talking points over and over and he did his best to even stuff them into answers where they had no business being.

My advice to Obama is that at that next debate he stop saying that the old fart is 'right.' The old man is not right, he dangerously wrong and he gave every indication that he'll keep the bull headed 'diplomacy' we've had for the past eight years.