The post White House years have not been kind to Laura Bush

Ah well, life marches on.

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I guess Laura Bush is still too hungover after her daughter's wedding to castigate the Chinese government about the way they're handling the earthquake over there. Maybe when she sobers up she'll shoot some of her bitch venom at the Chinese the way she did at the junta who runs Myanmar. Or maybe someone will tell her how her husband fucked up the response to Hurricane Katrina and how he refused to let international help filter down to the people of New Orleans when they needed it most.

Or, and this is the most likely scenario, she'll just blabber on like the out of touch uncaring war mongering lush she is. Yep, that's most likey what she'll do.

Inspiration

Once upon a time when she was First Lady the late Jackie Kennedy influenced fashion and inspired a nation of women ready for change.

It's been a long time since those days and it seemed that no First Lady would ever have the same impact ever again, but finally things have changed.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the fashion statement inspired by Laura Bush:

I can't wait to see what our next First Lady, Michelle Obama, does for fashion.  

First Lady Fun

I give her idiot husband a hard time a lot on this blog and with the news that she has more input in the administration that people think, it's time I gave Pickles the Monkerstein treatment too.

Hey Laura how many vodka tonics have you had this morning?

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"Georgie likes it...

when Ah fist him like this."

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"Ah like 'em this big...

but unfortunately for me Georgie is hung like a squirrel."

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"That's right, send 4000 pizzas...
to Nancy Pelosi's office."

Come on Laura...

...go wash that make up off and come to bed sugar booger. Your little President needs some spoonin.'

During a break...

...from his latest crime spree in Gotham City, the Joker wipes a tear from his eye.

Now all I need...

...is a bucket of lube and for George to bend over and I've got myself a fun night!

Laura Bush is the new Maria Von Trapp

We saw this over at TN Guerilla Women's blog. We had to post it here as well because it is so damn funny. And you people thought she was just a brain dead Stepford wife all these years, shame on you.

Happy Mother's Day Laura Bush, or That's not banana in your pocket and I know damn well you aren't happy to see me

Ah Laura, it's that time of year again, that time of year when you get to celebrate being a mother. It's nice that you have such a lovely family.By the way, how are Jenna and The Other One? We hope they're fine and that our little Mother's Day greetings find you doing well as well. Honestly Laura, we just want to wish you a happy Mother's Day. And we are so sorry that you and Georgie Jr. suffer so much over the war.

Oh yeah, we nearly forgot, we also wanted to show you some people who will not be having a good Mother's Day and who we think suffer a hell of a lot more than you do over the fucking war your husband dragged this country into. So here we go sugar, you pay close attention now, ok Laura?

This British woman lost her son in the war. We'd be willing to bet she suffers everyday over losing her child.

This woman lost her son in the war on Afghanistan and then some guys who work for your husband covered up the facts surrounding his death. We doubt she's going to have a good Mother's Day. And her suffering over the war will probably be just a tad more than yours.

This Iraqi woman won't be having a such a nice Mother's Day either. Her son got killed in crossfire between US troops and insurgents. And that was after your husband declared that the war on Iraq was over and that we had won.

Here's a few more Iraqi women who won't be having a good Mother's Day. Their family members got killed in the war.

And we're not sure if this kid even has a mother left.

And we're pretty damn sure that the women who gave birth to the soldiers in these coffins will be having a lousy Mother's Day. And we're pretty certain that their suffering is off the charts compared to yours.

But we are nothing if not magnanimous here at Monkey Muck HQ, so we hope you don't suffer too much over the war this Sunday and that you have a super duper Mother's Day with the your family. And thank goodness that none of them have been brutally murdered in a misguided war.

Really? NO ONE suffers more?

In an incredible interview with the lovely Ann Curry of NBC News Laura Bush, seen above wearing a head covering inside a mosque and most likely collaborating with Al Qaeda, declared that no one suffers more than she and the president do over the war.


WOW.

Are you sure about that Laura? No one suffers more than you and your Idiot in Chief hubby?
What drugs are you on? Were you drunk when you said that?

Here is a list of people that suffer more than you do due to the war your husband foisted on the rest of the world:

1) The hundreds of thousands of innocent dead Iraqis. They suffered more than you and they paid the ultimate price just so your husband can fulfill his obligation to the oil companies and avenge his daddy.
2) The families of the hundreds of thousands of Iraqi dead. Tell the mothers of the children who died as a result of the bombings that you suffer more than they do, tell the people who lost their spouses that crap Laura, tell it to the thousands of children you and your hubby orphaned.
3) Our dead troops. When you tell them that you suffer more than they do, try telling them again why we went to war in the first place, oh wait, you can't tell them a damn thing, they're dead because of your husband.
4) The families of our dead troops. Yeah, you suffer more than these people, your daughters are still alive and Jeebus knows the shame they must bring you. Good thing these people don't have to worry about their dead kids causing them shame or embarrassment anymore.
5) The thousands of thousands of people permanently maimed due to the war. When you tell this group of people that you suffer more than they do you may have to speak up, some of them are deaf, or legless, or have stumps where their arms used to be, or they may not be able to hear you due to the fact that they have massive brain injuries.
6) The thousands of thousands of people who will suffer mental problems due to the war.
7) The millions of people across the world who hate your husband for dragging the world into a war for oil.

Jeebus Cripes woman, how fucking dumb do you think people are? You don't suffer near as much as anyone I just mentioned. Oh wait, maybe you do suffer greatly, after all you are married to that monster. But on the other hand, I bet you deserve each other. Two disgusting rich white pigs who are divorced from reality, yep you two were a match made in christian heaven.