Showing posts with label drunks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drunks. Show all posts

Monday, October 29, 2007

First Lady Fun

I give her idiot husband a hard time a lot on this blog and with the news that she has more input in the administration that people think, it's time I gave Pickles the Monkerstein treatment too.

Hey Laura how many vodka tonics have you had this morning?
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"Georgie likes it...
when Ah fist him like this."
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"Ah like 'em this big...
but unfortunately for me Georgie is hung like a squirrel."
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"That's right, send 4000 pizzas...
to Nancy Pelosi's office."