Saturday, May 12, 2007

Happy Mother's Day Laura Bush, or That's not banana in your pocket and I know damn well you aren't happy to see me

Ah Laura, it's that time of year again, that time of year when you get to celebrate being a mother. It's nice that you have such a lovely family.By the way, how are Jenna and The Other One? We hope they're fine and that our little Mother's Day greetings find you doing well as well. Honestly Laura, we just want to wish you a happy Mother's Day. And we are so sorry that you and Georgie Jr. suffer so much over the war.


Oh yeah, we nearly forgot, we also wanted to show you some people who will not be having a good Mother's Day and who we think suffer a hell of a lot more than you do over the fucking war your husband dragged this country into. So here we go sugar, you pay close attention now, ok Laura?

This British woman lost her son in the war. We'd be willing to bet she suffers everyday over losing her child.


This woman lost her son in the war on Afghanistan and then some guys who work for your husband covered up the facts surrounding his death. We doubt she's going to have a good Mother's Day. And her suffering over the war will probably be just a tad more than yours.


This Iraqi woman won't be having a such a nice Mother's Day either. Her son got killed in crossfire between US troops and insurgents. And that was after your husband declared that the war on Iraq was over and that we had won.

Here's a few more Iraqi women who won't be having a good Mother's Day. Their family members got killed in the war.

And we're not sure if this kid even has a mother left.

And we're pretty damn sure that the women who gave birth to the soldiers in these coffins will be having a lousy Mother's Day. And we're pretty certain that their suffering is off the charts compared to yours.




But we are nothing if not magnanimous here at Monkey Muck HQ, so we hope you don't suffer too much over the war this Sunday and that you have a super duper Mother's Day with the your family. And thank goodness that none of them have been brutally murdered in a misguided war.

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