Monday, October 29, 2007

First Lady Fun

I give her idiot husband a hard time a lot on this blog and with the news that she has more input in the administration that people think, it's time I gave Pickles the Monkerstein treatment too.

Hey Laura how many vodka tonics have you had this morning?
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"Georgie likes it...
when Ah fist him like this."
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"Ah like 'em this big...
but unfortunately for me Georgie is hung like a squirrel."
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"That's right, send 4000 pizzas...
to Nancy Pelosi's office."

2 comments:

Joe said...

The thing to remember when looking at Laura Bush is, she's the first First Lady in history who's ever killed anyone.

dguzman said...

Well put, Bubs. She makes me want to vomit.