She's just what Bush McCain needs

At first I thought this was a late April Fool's joke but apparently it's not. Condi wants to be McCain's running mate.

I say, why not? She's made a mess of her time at that NSA and the State Department, why not let her have a chance to really ruin things as VP.

Favorite Repbulican Pick Up Lines

Larry Craig's favorite pick up line is:

Charlton Heston's favorite is:

"Let me kiss you like I kissed Dr. Zaius."

Christine Todd Whitman's favorite is:

"I used to be a dude, wanna see?"

Mark Foley's is:

"Bush's surge may not be working but mine sure is!"

Florida lawmaker Bob Allen's is:

"If you don't hurt me I'll blow you."

Condi Rice's is:

"You must be this small to ride the wild pulsating Condi Machine."

Our Chicken Hawk In Chief's is:

"Don't hurt me Uncle Dick, I'll do anything you want, just don't hit me again."

The late Dick Nixon's is:

"Satan, could you use a little lube next time?

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Summer party season is in full swing!

And Condi is guest of honor at a party with a train motif!

I will...

...claw a bitch's eyes out if they be talkin' smack about my man George. Try me 'n' see if I don't.

Condi at Work, or what happens when she stops being polite and starts being a minx

The bush plan to bring peace in the Middle East in paperback form.

Oh girl

Today in Condi news.


Condi abroad-

From the Associated Press:
OSLO, Norway -
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice on Thursday dismissed as "ludicrous" Russian concerns that Washington's plans to deploy anti-missile defenses in Europe would endanger Moscow's nuclear arsenal. (We Imagine that someone in The Kremlin has written a memo entitled "Bush determined to attack inside Russia" but unlike Condi who dismissed the memo that read "Bin Laden determined to attack inside US" the folks in the Kremlin are taking their threat seriously.)


Condi at home-
From the Associated Press
OSLO, Norway — Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said Thursday she has already answered the questions she has been subpoenaed to answer before a congressional committee and suggested she is not inclined to comply with the order.
Rice said she would respond by mail to questions from the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee on the Bush administration's prewar claims about Saddam Hussein seeking weapons of mass destruction, but signaled she would not appear in person. (Why should she appear in person, her boss tells her that Congress has no oversight over the White House.)


Ol' Condi sounds a lot like her boss when she dismisses other nations concerns over things that directly affect those nations and scoffing at Congress. We suppose we should not blame Ol' Condi she is after all just taking her cue from the Idiot in Chief.