Larry Craig's favorite pick up line is:
Charlton Heston's favorite is:
"Let me kiss you like I kissed Dr. Zaius."
Christine Todd Whitman's favorite is: 
"I used to be a dude, wanna see?"
Mark Foley's is:
"Bush's surge may not be working but mine sure is!"
Florida lawmaker Bob Allen's is:
"If you don't hurt me I'll blow you."
Condi Rice's is:
"You must be this small to ride the wild pulsating Condi Machine."
Our Chicken Hawk In Chief's is:
"Don't hurt me Uncle Dick, I'll do anything you want, just don't hit me again."
The late Dick Nixon's is:
"Satan, could you use a little lube next time?
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