Which brilliant campaign advisor told Bush McCain to go speak in front of thousands of smelly wife beatin' doped up motorcyclists at Sturgis? Do they not know that these people are hardcore assholes who don't bother to vote because they are too busy cookin' up meth in their backyards while their kids shake down the rich kids for some lunch money? And what genius told him to say that he wanted his wife to enter their "beauty pagent" where the contestants parade around topless and bottomless as well? I'm praying that James Dobson and Pat Roberston were watching that spectacle.Between the air gauges and him trying to whore out his wife for the masturbatory pleasures of some hairy stinky Jack Daniels addled bikers it seems that McCain can't shove his campaign off the rails enough.
Please tiny baby Jeebus, please, pretty please let them keep doing this type of shit.
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Republicans masturbate?
What a douchebag.
I think he would rip her clothes off right there on stage if he thought it would get him two more votes. The guy should be in a home instead of running around acting a fool.
i wanted to see her in the talent portion of the event. they use bananas!
It doesn't matter what he does. Huge swathes of secret racist Democrats aren't voting this year, and the voting system is rigged anyway.
The monkey in you would appreciate the banana-sucking part of the pageant. ;-)
He will continue and the media will ignore. He called his wife a cunt and half of America didn't believe it and the other half didn't blink.
As for the picture, what immediately came to mind was Hoggle from Labyrinth.
I will side-by-side at CFC.
The wife looks pretty haggard there. That's the first time I've ever seen a photo of her that hasn't been retouched to a faretheewell.
It's not very appealing.
I wondered what the hell he was doing there, too. Put the fly boy dickhead in front of that crowd and he goes all Tailhook on Cindy's ass.
Her expression when he said she could be first lady and miss buffalo chip was priceless! Still it begs the question, is he sooo out of touch that he doesn't know that biker "beauty pagaents" are nasty or he really wanted he to compete!
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