My James O'Keefe style interview with Sarah Palin

Ms. Palin, do you mind if I call you 'Quitter' Palin instead of Sarah Palin?
"...I agree..."

How do you feel about politicians who get elected to office and who not only serve their entire terms, they also do a good job for the people they serve?
"It's a disturbing trend."

Okay, fair enough. Let's talk about your vagina. It it could talk, what would it say?
"How sad that Washington and the media will never understand...No drought threat down here...Only dead fish go with the flow."

Is your 'Aunt Flow' here with you now? Do you still ride the crimson wave?
"Ohh, good, thank you, yes."

The word on the street is that you people who live in Alaska like to get shit faced and have sex with family members, moose, and any stray Canadian that happens by. Is that true? Do all Alaskans do that?
"Alaska -- we're...unlike other states in the union..."

I understand that, but my question remains, do you people in Alaska get shitfaced and have sex with relatives, animals, and stray Canadians?
"Absolutely..."

What animals have you personally had intercourse with while you lived in Alaska?
"All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years."

I hear you and Ted Haggard smoked meth together while he gave George W. Bush a hand job. I also know you have photos of this. Where are they?
"I'll try to find you some and I'll bring them to you."

If elected President will you round up all those who disagree with you? Will you put them into camps where they are forced to listen to right wing hate radio for 24 hours a day? And will you see to it they're fed cold oatmeal mixed with feces? Will you do that? Can you do that?
"...I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can't."

You have a twisted view of the Bible and Christianity as a whole. Are you secretly a Satan worshiping NASCAR fiend who sups on the blood of unbaptized infants? Do you murder drifters, hobos, homosexuals, atheists, and mentally challenged people for sport and for the glory of your lord Lucifer?
"Absolutely. Yup, yup."

There you have it people, Sarah Palin admitted to having incestuous sex, bestiality, smoking meth with Ted Haggard, and much more. She also admitted she's planning to round up and imprison all those who oppose her. Clearly this woman is unfit to be a candidate for President and unfit to be on TV.

(All of Ms. Palin's responses were actual quotes from her. Sure, they're responses to other questions than the ones I pose but they are her responses nonetheless. I asked, she answered.)

Feeding time is over

I refuse to give talk radio hate merchants, failed governors of Alaska, and opinion show hosts on Fox any more publicity on this blog. Most of them say shit just to get people riled up and I'm not taking their bait. I'm going to continue to ignore the blotchy faced Irish guy, the crybaby Mormon with a crew cut, Quitter Palin (unless she runs for public office then all bets are off and I'll write about her lack of qualifications until the cows come home), and the troika of the fat drug addict, the skinny blond, and the hateful Filipino chick who's parents came to this country illegally.

My position is that if I give their rants any post time on my blog then that makes them seem like they have valid points worth caring about. Saying their names gives them power and makes them stronger. Attacking their nonsense mere spreads their nonsense, so I'm not going to do it. I'm going to ignore them.

That's not to say that I am going to ignore the issues they rave about. If they touch on an issue that I feel passionate about I'll write about it here but I won't mention them.

These people who I won't mention anymore are charlatans and hucksters. They are out there to appeal to the lowest common denominator among us and they prey on the fear that Bush/Cheney stoked in people. And like all fakes and hucksters they'll get what's coming to them, a public shaming before their careers explode while they are being led off in handcuffs for whatever crimes they're sure to commit.

I've had enough of right wing and corporate media hate, it's time to move on from that bullshit. It's time to ignore those who bring nothing but hate and blame to the table and instead to listen to those who actually have constructive opinions and ideas.

Wrong, wrong, wrong

Former 'diplomat' and right wing war monger, John Bolton, seen here gettin' jiggy with his second amendment rights,

and noted jack ass and FOX Noise regular, Dick Morris
said Bill Clinton's trip to rescue those female journalists in North Korea was a bad idea. Here's some other things they think are bad as well:

• puppies
• sunshine
• babies
• growing a garden
• saying 'Thank you'
• singing around a campfire
• rescuing children who have fallen down a well
• petting dogs
• giving money to the poor
• helping old ladies cross busy streets
• telling the truth
• not using bombs and guns to solve problems
• allowing Tom Cruise and John Travolta to continue making movies.

I'll admit to agreeing with them on the last item but it's unconscionable for Morris to say that those women should have been left there in a North Korean prison to rot so that they could reflect on what their 'crimes.' One would hope that Mr. Morris falls on a thin glass rod and that rod then goes up the hole in his penis and it shatters inside his weenie during the weekly conservative pundit circle jerk over at FOX Noise. And Bolton should be forced to clean toilets in the slums of Rio de Janerio until he learns some humility.

Terrorist fist jab?

Ms. Hill, now that your contract hasn't been picked up by FOX Noise, you'll have plenty of time to get "fist jabbed." Wink wink, nudge nudge.

Note to the corporate media

The conflict in Georgia does not help Bush McCain. It in fact hurts him because it highlights the failure of conservative Republican foreign and military policy. If we were not stretched so thin by the illegal and immoral war for oil in Iraq then we'd have troops to send to Georgia if necessary.
Oh, and one more thing, he hurts his campaign immensely when he claims that the hostilities in Georgia are the first conflict of the 21st century. It shows, yet again, how out of touch he is. Perhaps you folks in the corporate media who love shim so much could show him how to use the internets to keep up on things.

Or you could quit parroting his talking points and just give us the news with out trying to get your man elected.

Or even better, you could all do serious stories about the problems America is facing and then do some stories on folks who are trying to tackle those problems.

But what you'll do is continue to focus on what a "maverick" Bush McCain is, how John Edwards infidelity hurts Obama, and of course you'll also continue to ignore the recent cases of domestic terrorism such as the church shootings in Knoxville and the cold blooded murder of the chair of the Arkansas Democratic party.

It's no wonder people turn to the web and to blogs to get the real story of what's going on in the world.