Tennessee head football Butch Jones, seen here grimacing after losing to yet another SEC opponent, told sources close to this blog that he's exploring moving the team to the Big East football conference as soon as he possibly can. He explained that if the Vols were to play in the Big East, they'd dominate it and win the conference title every year. He went on to say that if they won the title every year then he's pretty sure his job would be safe and that he'd never ever have to go back to Cincinnati or to any other Midwestern city ever again. He's pretty certain he can get the school's athletic director on board just as soon as he can figure out which dive bar or strip club Dave Hart is drowning his sorrows in.
Keep tuning in to this blog for more details on this story as it develops....
