Showing posts with label Phil Roe is a douchbag. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Phil Roe is a douchbag. Show all posts
Tuesday, October 1, 2013
Congressman Phil Roe is a liar and a hypocrite
My teabagger Congressman, who will collect a paycheck during the government shut down that he helped create, is lying again. He's claiming that people here in his district don't support the Affordable Care Act. I've repeatedly called his office to tell him that I and many others do support it. His phone number is 202-225-6356, if you live in his district, call him and tell him you support it and that you want him to resign.
Sunday, September 22, 2013
Do me a favor
Click on this link and vote no.
https://roe.house.gov/forms/form/default.aspx?ID=2768
I want my asshole teabagger Congressman to get a big shock when he sees how many people don't agree with him.
https://roe.house.gov/forms/form/default.aspx?ID=2768
I want my asshole teabagger Congressman to get a big shock when he sees how many people don't agree with him.
Friday, September 20, 2013
Phil Roe is a shameless tea bagger whore
I sent this email to my awful Congressman:
Since you have voted repeatedly to defund 'Obamacare' and are still receiving government run health care that we citizens pay for, I demand that you give up your health insurance and pay for 100% of your health care out of your own pocket. If you choose not to do what I ask, then you need to resign your office immediately and give any salary you have left coming to you to the families who will be adversely affected by your vote to cut food stamps.
Your hypocrisy knows no bounds, you disgust me.
I somehow doubt he'll listen to me. He'll be too busy trying to get on Fox News to care what people like have to say. He's said repeatedly that he's in Congress to do the will of the people who elected him, so that means he doesn't give a shit about what those of us who didn't vote for him want.
Since you have voted repeatedly to defund 'Obamacare' and are still receiving government run health care that we citizens pay for, I demand that you give up your health insurance and pay for 100% of your health care out of your own pocket. If you choose not to do what I ask, then you need to resign your office immediately and give any salary you have left coming to you to the families who will be adversely affected by your vote to cut food stamps.
Your hypocrisy knows no bounds, you disgust me.
I somehow doubt he'll listen to me. He'll be too busy trying to get on Fox News to care what people like have to say. He's said repeatedly that he's in Congress to do the will of the people who elected him, so that means he doesn't give a shit about what those of us who didn't vote for him want.
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
I just sent this letter to my idiot teabagger Congressman
"I respectfully request that you support raising taxes on the wealthiest citizens in this country so that we can get the economy moving again. Study after study has shown that raising taxes jump starts the economy and that cutting deficits in a recession hurts the economy. So I request that you vote to raise taxes to get America moving again and if you don't that you resign your office ASAP."
However I have my doubts if he'll do what I ask.
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
The Perils of Public Education
Greetings you disgusting internet users. I'm Skippy Koch, the oft forgotten Koch brother. I'm a teabagger just like my brothers and the thing I hate more than unions, more than gay marriage, more than regulations on banks and business, is public education. It's a waste of money, time, and resources.
If the Communist riddled public school system was really beneficial it would teach children to shut up and never question captains of industry like me and my brothers. Instead it teaches them that none of them should be left behind, that they are valuable people, and the old Communist pastime, how to stand in lines:
And yes, I know that the homosensuals have infiltrated public schools with their gay agenda. Here's a photo of a PE teacher showing kids in his class how to bugger someone from behind:
Sick. Sick. Sick.
Kids in schools today aren't learning things like how to shine the shoes of their betters or how to serve corporations more effectively. Instead they're using schools to drain your local community of tax dollars that go to frivolous things like medical attention to kids that are clearly faking illness. It's obvious to anyone with half a brain that the little girl in the photo below can work despite having a 'foot problem.' I know damn well that if I kicked those crutches out from under her freeloading arms she'd fall down and be able to pick peas and beans and other food crops.
Kids in schools today demand to be coddled in other ways as well. They demand play time so that they can dress up in silly costumes and mock the ruling classes.
They also love race mixing as well as you can see.
Let's face it America, if you have to pay more and more taxes to support these little brats who should be working instead of sitting on their little asses then instead of being able to afford boxes of mac and cheese, fancy mustards, bologna, and fortified wine, you'll have to eat goldfish.
But dang it, those 'fancy' goldfish will be out of your budget range and you'll have to settle for the floaters in the tanks at Wal Mart.
Let's take a page from the book of foreign schools and do things on the cheap like they do. If we have classes outside then we won't have to do maintenance on big expensive schools anymore, and in fact, we can sell them off to deserving corporations.
We can teach kids how to carry things on their heads like they do in Africa. See, if kids are carrying things, then they don't have time to ask for things like free lunches, milk, pencils, and attention.
We could also adopt the European practice of ritualized murder of Christian children. Less kids in our public schools means we can have less public education and we wipe out a generation of annoying do gooder Christians. It's a win win.
All right internets readers, that's all I have time for. I have to go detail my big brother's cars and iron their underwear, it's important they look good when they go out to oppress you and yours. Bye for now.
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Friday, January 9, 2009
So far he's two for two!
My new Congressman, seen here relaxing after a long day of legislating,
has started off the new session of Congress with a bang. He voted against the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act of 2009, that's the law that is going to correct that glaringly incorrect Supreme Court decision that said the women have only a short time to sue for discrimination even if they did not find out about said discrimination until years later, and he voted against the Paycheck Fairness Act, which closes loopholes that allowed employers to pay people, especially women, unequal pay for equal work. I am happy to report that both bills passed despite his 'no' vote.
Thank goodness my douchebag Congressman is in the minority in Congress.
has started off the new session of Congress with a bang. He voted against the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act of 2009, that's the law that is going to correct that glaringly incorrect Supreme Court decision that said the women have only a short time to sue for discrimination even if they did not find out about said discrimination until years later, and he voted against the Paycheck Fairness Act, which closes loopholes that allowed employers to pay people, especially women, unequal pay for equal work. I am happy to report that both bills passed despite his 'no' vote.Thank goodness my douchebag Congressman is in the minority in Congress.
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