Children are evil

What do you want to be when you grow up?

 "A concert penis."

 "A neurotic."

 "A racist germaphobe."

 "A burr in the saddle of the patriarchy."

 "I have to grow up?  Shit."

"Clean."

The Perils of Public Education

Greetings you disgusting internet users. I'm Skippy Koch, the oft forgotten Koch brother. I'm a teabagger just like my brothers and the thing I hate more than unions, more than gay marriage, more than regulations on banks and business, is public education. It's a waste of money, time, and resources.

If the Communist riddled public school system was really beneficial it would teach children to shut up and never question captains of industry like me and my brothers. Instead it teaches them that none of them should be left behind, that they are valuable people, and the old Communist pastime, how to stand in lines:
And yes, I know that the homosensuals have infiltrated public schools with their gay agenda. Here's a photo of a PE teacher showing kids in his class how to bugger someone from behind:
Sick. Sick. Sick.

Kids in schools today aren't learning things like how to shine the shoes of their betters or how to serve corporations more effectively. Instead they're using schools to drain your local community of tax dollars that go to frivolous things like medical attention to kids that are clearly faking illness. It's obvious to anyone with half a brain that the little girl in the photo below can work despite having a 'foot problem.' I know damn well that if I kicked those crutches out from under her freeloading arms she'd fall down and be able to pick peas and beans and other food crops.
Kids in schools today demand to be coddled in other ways as well. They demand play time so that they can dress up in silly costumes and mock the ruling classes.
They also love race mixing as well as you can see.

Let's face it America, if you have to pay more and more taxes to support these little brats who should be working instead of sitting on their little asses then instead of being able to afford boxes of mac and cheese, fancy mustards, bologna, and fortified wine, you'll have to eat goldfish.
But dang it, those 'fancy' goldfish will be out of your budget range and you'll have to settle for the floaters in the tanks at Wal Mart.

Let's take a page from the book of foreign schools and do things on the cheap like they do. If we have classes outside then we won't have to do maintenance on big expensive schools anymore, and in fact, we can sell them off to deserving corporations.
We can teach kids how to carry things on their heads like they do in Africa. See, if kids are carrying things, then they don't have time to ask for things like free lunches, milk, pencils, and attention.

We could also adopt the European practice of ritualized murder of Christian children. Less kids in our public schools means we can have less public education and we wipe out a generation of annoying do gooder Christians. It's a win win.

All right internets readers, that's all I have time for. I have to go detail my big brother's cars and iron their underwear, it's important they look good when they go out to oppress you and yours. Bye for now.

And now, here's a special guest post by the Koch brothers

Hello America, it's the Koch brothers here. And yes, we're 'those' Koch brothers. The obscenely rich ones who control the Republican party, the Tea Bagger party, and soon we'll control the party in your pants that we never get invited to. We're here because we know what's best for the USA and what's best for the USA is free markets that we control. Competition is key to the success of America and for our way of life and as long as we or our subsidiaries own everything, then we can make sure competition is in effect, or as the kids today say, "In da house!"

We've spotted a weakness in our fine country that we need to work on. Left unchecked this weakness could tear our country apart and leave it open for exploitation by the godless gay Commie Muslims. This weakness we speak of is the vast network of pre schools and day care centers that molly coddle our kids and make them weak simpering benefit dependent welfare wanting liberal thugs.

Instead of instilling a good work ethic that will make them want to work 16 to 20 hours a day for little or no pay, these dens of socialism promote things like
the benefits of getting enough sleep,

beard worship,
reading for pleasure,
the homosexual agenda,
and gambling.

Instead of being taught that the highest form of human endeavor is to toil away for 'the man,' some of these cesspools spoil children by keeping them constantly hydrated with fluoridated water.
And they pamper them further by allowing them to use indoor toilets to get rid of that water.
The children of this nation need to be taught from a young age that their lot in life is to work tirelessly to make us and people like us richer and more powerful than ever. They don't need to learn to think for themselves, we rich people will think for them. They don't need to learn to play with toys,
games, or their body parts. They need to learn how to take orders and how to get a job as soon as they can operate heavy machinery.

They also need to learn to fear the woman with the relentless shag hairdo:
And finally America, if you don't agree with us, then you're a dirty fucking Communist and you're going to get raped by Stalin, Lenin, and Rosa Parks for all of eternity when you die and go to hell. And let's make no mistake, all labor agitators, lazy people, and those who oppose us are going to hell. We know this because we're richer than your gods are and therefore we own heaven.

So get on it you lazy good for nothing bastards, our will be done or we'll get pissed and we'll outsource you to China or India and then where will you be? Go on, get back to work while we still let you have a job. Oh, and before we forget, you're getting a pay cut because we want a big bonus.

No. We're not kidding, so quit whining or you'll all end up in Gitmo where our pal Donald Rumsfeld will piss on you after we have you horse whipped.

Hey kid, what makes your dad get mad at you?

Oh, okay, thanks for sharing.

Cute overload

I took these shots yesterday evening in one of the parks here in town:This little dude with his arm resting on a ball that was almost as big as he was was too cute not to photograph.
This mother duck with her three ducklings just sat there and let me get nice and close so I could take these pictures.Then they got tired of me and they scrambled into the pond.

I'm loving my new camera.