Showing posts with label stuff I scanned. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stuff I scanned. Show all posts

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Protecting Our Food

I put all the photos and a few illustrations from the 1966 USDA (United States Department of Agriculture) handbook entitled Protecting Our Food on Flickr.

It's chock full of photos of pesticides being applied, scientists working to come up with more additives, farmers, people working in food related plants, grocery shoppers, and animals and insects. I was surprised to find this photo of a young, hungry, but happy John Kruk in amongst the photos, but there he was nonetheless:
And this sexy thing is Pestina:
She was a cartoon that reminded people who travelled outside the country to check their clothes and luggage for unwanted bugs that might hitch a ride in to the USA and ruin our food supply. I'd kind of like to see her and Judy Jetson kiss and fool around a little bit. What? Did I say that out loud? Sorry.

Anyhoo, you can see all the cheesy vintage USDA goodness by clicking here.

Monday, September 15, 2008

The mountain south

This photo was in that box of stuff I bought the other day at an antique store. I don't know if I could love it more than I do now.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Ads from the Bronze Age of Porn

Before it was on the internet, porn was sold via small ads in men's general interest magazines like True and Argosy, which is where these came from. There was all manner of delivery systems for your porn viewing pleasure. There were little comic books:
Stag films, which required the use of a film projector so the purchase of same automatically tagged you as a pervert back in those days, the mid 50's through the late '70's:
And there were also "art study aids:"And now we have the internet and one can "rough up his suspect in the privacy of his own home, or the local library if one is adventurous. Thank goodness for progress!

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

That Sally, she's a crazy one

Let me know if any of you send off for the booklet offered in this ad.

Monday, March 3, 2008

And so it begins

I put the first of what looks like many photo sets of the stuff I'm scanning out of the 1961 Mademoiselle magazines on Flickr. It's a set of photos of women wearing hats and other head coverings.



I blame the late Jackie O for making hats so fashionable back then. You can see the whole set, and more will be added later, by clicking here. As usual, the photo set is public and you may steal all the photos off it you like. Hats off to all those who follow the link!

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Out and about

We'd planned earlier in the week to get all cultural on our own asses this weekend and go see some art exhibits at ETSU but when the sun came out here yesterday we forgot all about that and we took off in the Sparky mobile. We ended up in Greeneville, TN, which as some of you may know is the gateway to Moshiem, Mohawk, and Bulls Gap (birthplace of Hee Haw alum Archie Campbell). Greeneville is the birthplace of former President Andrew Johnson.

I have to be honest, I'm not a huge fan of Greeneville. It's a scruffy, poorly laid out, and mostly ugly city here in east TN. The only nice part of it is the downtown area, and that's where we ended up. We spent the afternoon in a few different antique stores. We spotted some horny monkeys
and I finally found out how my blogger buddy Bossy became a millionaire: As usual in the antique stores around here there were bins full of old albums. Here are a few of my favorites. Once again I ask you, how many people are in a quartet? Nope. Try again.Close, but no cigar. Aww, screw it, I give up. You gospel singers never learn.

I picked up a few postcards that feature Johnson City in the 1970's and a couple of you will be getting them soon. I also bought a Look magazine from 1967 that had Vanessa Redgrave on the cover. Grr baby, she was quite the smokin' hottie back then wasn't she. I've scanned all the photo's and ads I liked out of it and recycled the rest. While the copy of Look and the postcards were nice, my major find of the day was 5 copies of Mademoiselle from 1961 for $4. They had been in the collection of a local college but somehow they found their way to this antique store and ultimately into my hot little simian hands. As you can imagine they are chock full of pictures of crazy fashions, wild ads, and other pop culture stuff. I'll be scanning stuff from them soon and I'll be posting some on this blog and some on Monkey-Scan, so keep your eyes peeled. So, what did you kids get up to this weekend?

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Milwaukee was once a tropical paradise


"Gretins from Daddy be hom monday by."

Sunday, February 10, 2008

My scanner has been smoking hot because...

I just finished scanning this little book:


All comic books geeks and fans know who Will Eisner is. He was the guy behind the great comic book The Spirit. Most all comic book artists and writers today always mention what a huge influence Eisner is on their work. So I was shocked to find this great little paperback by him one day in the thrift store. It's a bit dated now, it was published in 1979, but it's pure pop culture fun.
It shows the origin of dating.



It shows you where to find boys,

and girls.


And of course no book from the 70's about dating would be complete without a handy dandy astrology guide.


I love this final page in the book.


I also scanned the illustrations from this book. I bought it for a quarter and I scanned the cover and I was going to toss it into the recycling bin afterwards but for some reason I flipped through it. Inside I found great illustrations like these:

They reminded me of Playboy cartoons or the innocently sexy cartoons from an old magazine that was called From Sex to Sexty, which was a magazine full of nothing but cartoons of big breasted women being hit on by old men or cartoons about the sex lives of good looking young couples. I remember sneaking peeks at it when I saw it on newsstands or in stores. My Mom caught me looking at it one day in a store and she slapped the heck out of me, she was a cool woman most of the time except when it came to "obscene" things. She'd spank us in a heart beat if we cussed or looked at something she thought was too "smutty."

You can see all of the scans by clicking here.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Life in America

I just finished uploading scans of pictures from this book onto Flickr.
It was published in 1951. I'm sure you can imagine that any book about the south that has blacks picking cotton on the cover is going to be a bit racist and over simplistic. Well Sport, you'd be right. 1951 was a time of wild optimism about the everything in this country and at that time we had no idea what price we'd have to pay for industrialisation and all that wide eyed consumption. This book was part of the propaganda effort to make everyone comfortable with non stop mindless consumerism, pillaging of the earth, and the socio political and economic status quo.

I only scanned the pictures so you'll have to believe me when I tell you that you are missing nothing by not reading the text. This was a kid's book, for older kids like say around grade 3, 4, 5. I could tell as I read it that the author had probably never set foot anywhere south of the Mason Dixon line and he simply relied on encyclopedias, chamber of commerce brochures, and third or fourth hand stories from people who visited the south once, if at all. Banta did his best to make the south of the 1950's not so backward sounding. He'd toss in a fact about and a photo about farming or life in a small town and then as if to say not "It's not like that everywhere down there," he adds a photo and a blurb about all the factories in the 1950's south.
Of course there was not a word about segregation in that book, nor the Jim Crow laws, or anything bad about the south at all. There were plenty of photos that reinforced stereotypes though. Ones like this one of the jolly happy docile working black folks having a good time with their overseer farmer bosses.
And of course there was the obligatory shot of the barefoot kids in the one room schoolhouse.

And folks picking cotton.
And one of us mountain folk at a "sing."
Another highlight of this old book are the picture maps of all the southern states. As you can see they show just what was made in each state and where. I love, as my friend Snad pointed out the first time I used this picture, how they use a hillbilly to represent our end of the state, just a hillbilly and that's it. Of course during that time there was a shit load of tobacco and corn being grown here, as well as tomatoes, and also during that time there were book manufacturers, paper manufacturers, and a nascent chemical company that would one day become a giant in it's field was just getting started.Despite the condescending and somewhat racist tone of the book, I really dig the old photos.
Wherever possible I kept the captions on the pictures, they're like a glimpse into the mind of the author. Incidentally, I bought this book at a local used book store for fifty cents. It had come from the library of a local church. As soon as I saw that it had come from a church library I flipped to the back to see how many people had checked it out and I saw that no one had ever checked it out because the little due date slip in the back had never been stamped. So either the folks who went to that church didn't care much about what went on outside the state much or they didn't need a book like this to remind them of what they already knew. See all the pictures by clicking here.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Lobsterman

I just finished putting the scans of this children's picture book up on Flickr and you can see all of them here.

This book was first published in 1962, the year I was born!, and it's an amazingly beautiful piece of work. I think it's a stunning artistic achievement and I can't imagine all the work that Ms. Ipcar put into all these stunning illustrations. I'm sure if I had read this book back when I was a kid that I'd have become a lobsterman when I grew older. Sadly, I read the book about the fat smart ass who wrote pithy blog posts all day long instead, oh well.

Here's some random pages from the book:




Ms. Ipcar, age 90, is still alive, as I write this anyway, and she has a website that you can see here.
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One of the reasons I bought a scanner was to save books like this from being forgotten. I think it's important to save bits and pieces of the more esoteric parts of our popular culture on the internet. I'm glad I got to scan and save this beautiful book, even if only one other person gets to see the art and read the story of it then I feel like I've done something worthwhile.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

It's true what those ads say

There is always room for cello.

Friday, November 2, 2007

New scans on Flickr

I uploaded more old National Lampoon comic book parodies and comic book style satire pieces on Flickr. You can see this one in it's entirety: As well as this one:
And the soon to be classic "Sgt. Nick Penis."
Check them all out here.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

And now a scary story

Hi everybody! I'm Icky the Satanic fish head with a Halloween story that will scare the pants off you. Ready? Good. Here goes:

Once upon a time there was a US Senator from Idaho whose last name begins with C and he noticed a young Capitol Hill page who he thought was a very good looking young man. He took this young man under his wing and he told the young man he loved him and that he would do all sorts of things for him if the young man would only let Senator C play some fun games with him.

The young man thought, "Gee that wouldn't be so bad, he seems nice and all and he is a Republican after all so this kind of stuff must be cool." So the young man agreed to Senator C's ideas.
The Senator and the young man played all sorts of fun games like "Slap and Tickle," "Squeeze and Please," and "Gas Station Attendant and Buff Young Stud." The Senator had lots of fun playing with the young man but as the games progressed the young man grew uneasy. When he expressed his concerns to the Senator, the older man grew angry and he told the young boy that if he told anyone about their games then he'd get mad and hurt the young man and anyone who the young man told. Then he patted the young man's leg in an inappropriate place and he saw to it that the young man became more well groomed.
The Senator had a thing for men with short hair so the Senator got the young man a hair cut.
Senator C also taught the young man how to file his nails down so they would not scratch when grasping things tightly with his young manly hand.
Senator C also sent the young man to the shoe store so he could buy the latest style of shoes so he would not be seen with a young man who was unfashionable. After he turned the young man into a metrosexual Senator C's diabolical plan was almost complete. He took the young man to a Motel 6 on the outskirts of Silver Spring, Maryland and he had his way with him. Senator C made sexy time with the young page for hours and hours despite the young page's pleas for him to stop. Finally when Senator C fell asleep the young man escaped and he began telling his story to anyone who would listen.

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As you can imagine Senator C grew angry. He prayed to the Dark Lord Lucifer for help and the Dark One sent forth his son, little Daimen Cheney, to help the Senator smite the young page. Together they caught the young man and they punished him by tossing him into burning hot furnace.


And thus was the career of US Senator Mike Crapo (Idaho-R) saved.

What? You thought Larry Craig was the Idaho Senator in question? Hahahahaha, well you were wrong!!! Larry Craig likes older dudes not young pages, hahahahaha.

Have a happy Halloween everyone! I hope you get plenty of fish sticks in your treat bag!