Old white guys react to Obama's LGBT Non Discrimination order

 "Jesus said I have to love my neighbor as myself, he never said I couldn't discriminate against fags, pansies, and bull dykes.  Does Obama think he's better than Jesus?  I bet he does."

"So I'm not allowed to discriminate against gay people now.  I'm still allowed to discriminate against women, coons, wops, micks, and orientals, right?" 

 "I guess I'll have to get gay married next."

 "I'm only going to hire beauty school dropouts now.  I know for a fact those dudes aren't gay."

 "My prostate is the size of a watermelon."

"I don't discriminate, I hate everyone equally."

How do you feel about the way President Obama has handled the situation in Syria?

 "I'm too busy to care what he's doing because I'm screwing my neighbor's wife."

 "I'm ready to go to war again.  I'm bored sitting at home and suffering with PTSD."

 "I'm pissed he didn't start the war I didn't want him to start.  This diplomacy shit, Bush never did it.  I just can't get used to it."

 "Obama is still president?  Holy shit, what year is this?"

 "Syria?  Why do I need to care about Syria?  Let those crazy Muslim bastards kill one another.  I've got more important things to worry about, like this computer for instance.  Hello?  1998 called, it wants this 600 pound computer back."

 "Can't we let Israel do our dirty work over there?  They've done such a bang up job oppressing the Palestinians, they ought to kick those Syrians asses."

 "I'm sitting on a fucking rock and acting like I'm meditating.  That should tell you all you need to know about how little I think about things."

 "I often wonder what would become of me if President Obama ran his dusky hands all over my body before he took my clothes off me and made me his Oval Office love slave."

"My husband told me that I'm all for the opposite of what ever he does."

"Let's not talk about Syria, let's talk about what Ben Affleck as Batman will do if the government shuts down.  Will he come to our aid?  Or will he be all like, 'I've got to save Jenny from the block and that chick from Alias.'?  That's what I want to know.  And also, I want to know when my meds will be here."

Here's an old white woman with a message about Obama

He's going to take away my guns and try to have sex with me, I just know it.  Now that he's in office for another term, all bets are off and he can be who he really is, a foreign born anti Christian self hating gay Muslim raper of white women.  He hates business and wants to bankrupt us so we become dependent on Communist Nazism.  And I don't care if profits are up 171 percent since he took office, just imagine what they'd be if he wasn't trying to ruin us!

All I got to say about this Obama fraud is, don't blame me, I voted for George Wallace.

Shocking proof that President Obama is a Communist!

That's him behind Leonid Brezhnev, he sticks out like a sore thumb. How long will the liberal media ignore this photo?

Follow the leader

McCain says that if he did the exact same things as Bush was doing then he'd get different results.

Ummmm, ooooooooookay then.

The Democratic Party Debates or "The Scrap In SC"

It was mostly a predictable affair, they all slammed the Idiot in Chief, who it must be said, deserves it richly. They all tried to appear cogent, Presidential, and pretty. Some even tried to pretend they were higher in the polls than they really are, did you hear that Joe Biden?

The stand outs from the nights debate were Mike Gravel, former Senator from Alaska and now elder statesman and fire brand of the party, and Rep. Dennis Kucinich. They stood head and shoulders from the pack in our opinion because they spoke out and said what has to be said, namely that we should end this crazy war now, we should impeach Cheney for his crimes against our Constitution, we must stop using war as a weapon of foreign policy, we must act responsibly on the world stage, we must treat all other nations as equals, and we must work to become a force for good in the world. Gravel also pointed out that we really have no enemies and that we spend way crazy amounts on the military. We here at Monkey Muck HQ almost wept when Gravel said that the military industrial complex is ruining this country, we'd also like to point out that multi national corporations like Wal-Mart also play a role in fucking up the good ol' USA and when the candidate that has our heart Kucinich whipped out his pocket sized copy of the Constitution.

Edwards seemed very sincere but when he started playing the "I pray to my lord for forgiveness and guidance everyday" card, we almost threw up.

The ostensible front runners, in other words the two who the corporate media want us to back, Obama and Hilary, both had problems. It seemed like Hilary did not want to answer a question directly, she still would not distance herself form her vote to go to war, and she gagged it on a question about whether Wal-Mart was bad for America or not, by the way it is. Obama got a little testy with the other candidates and he seemed a bit stiff in his mannerisms. Neither gets high marks from us.

Richardson lost us on when we found out he is the favorite of the NRA.

Dodd and Biden need to hang it up and hope they get invited to join in the next administrations cabinet.

But seriously, it's way too fucking early for this stuff. Ahh, who are we kidding, we fucking love it.