"Jesus said I have to love my neighbor as myself, he never said I couldn't discriminate against fags, pansies, and bull dykes. Does Obama think he's better than Jesus? I bet he does."
"So I'm not allowed to discriminate against gay people now. I'm still allowed to discriminate against women, coons, wops, micks, and orientals, right?"
"I guess I'll have to get gay married next."
"I'm only going to hire beauty school dropouts now. I know for a fact those dudes aren't gay."
"My prostate is the size of a watermelon."
"I don't discriminate, I hate everyone equally."