I didn't think it was possible...

...for me to despise John Edwards more than I did, but after seeing the creepy pictures of the woman he had the affair and love child with, I'm ready to choke the life out of him and his icky paramour if I ever meet either of them.

Did they really think it was a good idea for her to pose in a shot like this:
Maybe her and Edwards did it on that very bed! And maybe they used those very stuffed animals to get themselves off! Oh the delicious creepiness of it all.

But wait, the parade of grossness isn't over yet, I give you this shot:
Hey Ms. Hunter, nothing wrong with using your kid as a prop in your cheesecake shot is there? I can almost hear her little voice now, "Hey mommy, show your beaver to the camera like you do for daddy and the guys at the truck stop out near exit 47." All bets are off after you stalk, screw, and get knocked up by a big time politician, aren't they hon?

All kidding aside Rielle, I hope you and Johnny get everything you deserve as you live out your lives in the trailer park of hypocrisy and white trash damnation. I know you kids have plenty of money, Johnny's a millionaire, so your bastard will always have the finest Doritos, Mountain Dew, and chicken nuggets money can buy.

The more things change, the more they stay the same

I'm still voting for John Edwards in my state primary, I could care less if he dropped out or not. If he's on the ballot, I'm voting for him.

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If it comes down to Obama and that Wal-Mart Clinton then I'm voting for Obama. I would hope that if Obama gets the nomination he'd pick either Edwards or Gov. Sebelius to be his running mate.

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If Mrs. Hillary Corporation gets the nomination, then I'm voting for whoever the Green Party nominee is.

The king is dead! Long live the king!

Dennis Kucinich is dropping out of the Presidential race, or so Think Progress is reporting. I hate to see him go because he mirrored my own political stands, there is not much he and I disagree on. However I always felt like he was not in a million years electable, so a few weeks back I had decided to vote for someone who is not only electable, but who beats all Republicans in every poll out there, John Edwards.
I had my doubts about Edwards and his sincerity but they have all been laid to rest. He's the real deal and he'll make a great President. He's not beholden to any corporate interest or lobby and in fact the major multi nationals hate him because he took so much of their money when he was a trial lawyer. He's the heir to FDR and LBJ and he's in the trenches for you and me. I'm voting for him and I hope you do as well. After all, if the media hates him and big business hates him and the pundits like CoulterMalkin hate him, then he must be doing something right. Obama got the John Kerry kiss of death and Hillary is nothing more than Bush Lite, so go to the polls on your state primary day and vote for John Edwards!

The Democratic Party Debates or "The Scrap In SC"

It was mostly a predictable affair, they all slammed the Idiot in Chief, who it must be said, deserves it richly. They all tried to appear cogent, Presidential, and pretty. Some even tried to pretend they were higher in the polls than they really are, did you hear that Joe Biden?

The stand outs from the nights debate were Mike Gravel, former Senator from Alaska and now elder statesman and fire brand of the party, and Rep. Dennis Kucinich. They stood head and shoulders from the pack in our opinion because they spoke out and said what has to be said, namely that we should end this crazy war now, we should impeach Cheney for his crimes against our Constitution, we must stop using war as a weapon of foreign policy, we must act responsibly on the world stage, we must treat all other nations as equals, and we must work to become a force for good in the world. Gravel also pointed out that we really have no enemies and that we spend way crazy amounts on the military. We here at Monkey Muck HQ almost wept when Gravel said that the military industrial complex is ruining this country, we'd also like to point out that multi national corporations like Wal-Mart also play a role in fucking up the good ol' USA and when the candidate that has our heart Kucinich whipped out his pocket sized copy of the Constitution.

Edwards seemed very sincere but when he started playing the "I pray to my lord for forgiveness and guidance everyday" card, we almost threw up.

The ostensible front runners, in other words the two who the corporate media want us to back, Obama and Hilary, both had problems. It seemed like Hilary did not want to answer a question directly, she still would not distance herself form her vote to go to war, and she gagged it on a question about whether Wal-Mart was bad for America or not, by the way it is. Obama got a little testy with the other candidates and he seemed a bit stiff in his mannerisms. Neither gets high marks from us.

Richardson lost us on when we found out he is the favorite of the NRA.

Dodd and Biden need to hang it up and hope they get invited to join in the next administrations cabinet.

But seriously, it's way too fucking early for this stuff. Ahh, who are we kidding, we fucking love it.