Do it. Do it. Do it.

Given that the national mood has turned against Reublicans and greedy oil companies, I'm hoping like crazy the House Republicans follow through on their pledge to shut the government down so close to the election. And holy heck, I hope Bush McCain keeps backing them. Yeah baby, show those swing voters just who's side you Republicans are on.

It's like shooting fish in a barrel sometimes

(Try to ignore those man hands someone stuck Nancy with.)

The idiots who are holding the White House hostage are getting peeved. They're pissed off that Congress is doing part of what it was elected to do, investigate the cronyism and corruption of King George the Worst and his gang of religious Reich wing thieving buddies.

Their bitching about having to put up with the same kind of scrutiny that Newt and Denny gave Bill Clinton makes me think they're like the naughty kid who gets pissed off when his parents spank him and he tries to tell them why they should not discipline him at all.

Careful Georgie, you play nice for the next 565 days or Mommy Nancy spanky! Maybe if his doltish parents had disciplined him more when he was a young boy he would not be such an insensitive unfeeling bloodthirsty law breaking asswipe now.

A few reminders

A few gentle reminders are in order this afternoon. Honestly, I wasn't going to say anything but some of you people have forced me to speak out so here goes:

1. Hey, you assholes in the BMW, the Toyota pick up, the Chevy SUV, and the Nissan Altima, I'd like to remind you that the speed limit from the 381 junction all the way past Ingle's Supermarket is 30 miles an hour. No matter how much you ride my ass, flip me off, or scowl at me when you fly past me I will not speed up past 35 mph.
2. Hey Ingle's Supermarket produce people, I'd like to remind to stop piling the crushed ice on top of the herbs. It does not make them last longer, in fact it makes them go bad quicker.
3. Hey Congress men and women, I'd like to remind you that Bush and Cheney have not been impeached yet. Could you all get on that please?
4. Hey Colin Powell, I'd like to remind that it was your ass who helped get this war started and now you say you think Gitmo should be closed? Sorry but anything you say now is automatically going to be thought of as a lie.
5. Hey film and television industry, how about letting Archie Panjabi head line a film or TV show for once. How hard could it be after all, I mean you do let Steven Segal and Bruce Willis headline films, so why not someone with talent for a change?

I expect all of you people to remember those reminders and to get started on doing better.