Friday, November 16, 2007

Are you ready for the war on Christmas?

Jesus is ready.
Young Diana Rigg is ready.
This Sikh dude on horseback is ready.




However, I need a few minutes. I'll catch up to you guys later, I promise. Really.

17 comments:

Randal Graves said...

I've done bad. Diana Rigg really needs to avenge justice on me or something.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go push over the manger scene that's sitting on public property.

Dr. Zaius said...

I see you got "My Little Pony" for Christmas! Don't forget to comb the mane.

dguzman said...

Oh my dear god...

I'm definitely going down to the draft board to sign up and fight that war, Monkey.

Dr. Sardonic said...

Sikh dude. Heh.

Missy said...

Did I ever tell you about our boa constrictors? They will help protect me from an over consumer Christmas!

Ed said...

In the war on the war on christmas, which side are you on?

Whiskeymarie said...

Is that the "equestrian" style fez that I've been reading so much about in all the magazines?
Tres chic.

Anonymous said...

My son would kill for a pair of horsey underwear. That is awesome!

Suzy said...

Why do you hate America?

Agi said...

Nobody fucks wit teh Jesus.

Mariposa said...

It's my first time here and I can't help but to LOL...

Fran said...

Now pony up my good friend!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Every monkey needs their own pony, this is a well known fact. However, we are all enormously jealous of you now, and looking sadly down at our own pathetic and ponyless underwear.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Randal-I've been bad too, she's going to spank me first.

Dr. Z.-You got it!

Dguz-Yes! Let's all fight that war.

Dr. S.-You find Sikhs funny?

Missy-Are they going to eat you if you spend too much?

Ed-I tell people "Happy Holidays!" Does that answer your question?

Whiskey-Merci!

Kirby-My pony like to run. :)

Suzy-I just do, that's why. Nah nah nah.

Comandante-Except Mary.

Mariposa-Thanks for stopping by.

Fran-You got it girl.

Barb-What? You just bought clean undies for your trip! How can you be sad about those?

Freida Bee said...

Where's your War on Christmas spirit?

Blueberry said...

Looks like Fez-Monkey got a big surprise when he opened his "Dick in a Box". The reins are a nice accessory.

Ubermilf said...

I prefer to declare a War on Sweetest Day.