Friday, November 16, 2007

Holy crap

It just hit me that I haven't put a picture of Salma Hayek on here recently. So to make up for it, here's one I stole off What Would Tyler Durden Do?:

20 comments:

Karen said...

There was a picture of Salma on your blog?? Sorry, all I saw were a pair of melons. And good for her that they're real :)

Randal Graves said...

Why must you people put such imagery up that only prevents me from working and contributing to the 50-consecutive month job growth of the Bush administration?

Splotchy said...

I understand the tag "Salma Hayek" for this post, but don't you think this picture warrants an additional "Salma Hayek's Boobs" tag?

Missy said...

I am with splotchy.

Synthaetica said...

got milk?

dguzman said...

She is seriously straining the fabric of that top. I predict a seam-breach will occur within minutes.

Evil Spock said...

Evil Spock can't get her boobs out of Evil Spock's head!

vikkitikkitavi said...

Oh, Salma. You are so beautiful, and talented, and smart. Why the big fake boobs? Why?

XUP said...

vikki - see comments above for answer to naive question

Cup said...

I wish I had her t*ts.

Deepti said...

Methinks someone shrunk her favourite dress...

SamuraiFrog said...

Muchos pechos! Gracias!!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Karen-Real and full, she did just have a baby after all.

Randal-You're not the only guy who let a pair like that stop his work.

Splotchy-This a family blog sir, how dare you say "boobs" out loud! Oh crap, I just said "boobs" too. Now I can't stop, "boobs" "boobs" "boobs."

Missy-Don't let Splotchy lead you astray. "Boobs."

Commander-Apparently Salma does.

Dguz-I'm praying for that breach.

Evil Spock-And why would you want to?

Vikki-They're real and they're fantastic, so says her nursing baby anyway.

Urban-I'll handle crowd control young lady, you just move along now. :)

Beth-If you had her boobs you wouldn't be you.

Jane-And it looks soooooo much better now.

Samurai-Si!

Whiskeymarie said...

I like her for her mind.

Boobs. Boobs.
Dammit, monkey! Now you've got me saying it too!

Anonymous said...

Ha-cha-cha!

Agi said...

Bless you! That photo just made my day.

Johnny Yen said...

Would it be a sexist observation that her newborn child will undoubtedly not go hungry? Yeah, I thought so.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Whiskey-Boobs. Me too. Boobs.

Kirby-Hubba hubba.

Comandante-Glad I could help.

Johnny-I don't think so, but then again I'm the guy who put her photo on here.

mwb said...

Once again Salma sets the bar for hotness impossibly higher for the rest of women.

Fredrick Schwartz said...

I am Jack's insatiable desire to lick some Latina cleavage.