Everything old is new again

"What goes around comes around."
"Those who do not remember the past are condemed to repeat it."
Holy shit, look what they've done to our country, they've turned it into an American version of the USSR.

The citizens of the former USSR had to wait around for hours and hours in lines just to buy bread.
In the USA we wait in our cars for hours and hours for the privilege of getting anally raped at the gas pump by the oil companies who we're fighting a war for now.

They had a disastrous invasion of Afghanistan in 1979.

We had a disastrous invasion of Afghanistan too.

Their citizens were notorious drunks.

So are some of ours.

In the old USSR the people were spied on by

and
Uncle Joe

and lil' Nikita

and the guys and gals at the Kremlin.

Here in the USA we get spied on by

and

and

and the guys and gals who work for this douchebag.




They had leaders who spoke out against gays and lesbians despite their homoerotic tendencies.
We've got leaders who speak out against gay and lesbians despite their homoerotic tendencies.


Their leaders would often review troops of nations they had "liberated."We have leaders who also review troops of nations that we have "liberated."

They had leaders who could not lead properly or dance worth a damn.
We also have leaders who can not lead properly or dance worth a damn.

Finally, and perhaps worst of all,
they had hot dancing girls who could shake it like a Poloroid picture,
while we got stuck with Paula Abdul.


So, did we really win the Cold War after all?
Nah, I'd say it was pretty much a draw.