"Some of our best friends are black!"

Family bonding

They loved watching Fox News, it reinforced all their prejudices and fears.

And now, here's a message from the parents of one of the expelled University of Oklahoma frat boys

Hey y'all.  What's up?  Hey, listen, our son ain't racist.  He just don't like them black peoples that's all.  He don't like them, don't want to be around them, don't want to smell them, don't want them takin' his jobs, an he definitely don't want them fucking white women. That ain't racist, that's just white pride.

Now us, we're racist.  We didn't want him going to that fancy university in the first place.  We was afraid he'd be mixin' with and havin' to smell Negroes, Mexicans, A-rabs, gays, libbys, and evolution believin' feminits and maybe some Democrats too.  But he was dead set on getting him some education and he had his heart set on going to the place where Brian Bosworth went to school.  But now that he's home, we're gonna fix him up with a cousin of ours and maybe he'll take over our trailer park manager job one day.

We's proud of him for that fine song he got caught singing and we's happy he's home.  Now, y'all excuse us, we got to go to bingo at the Methodist church and then later we're gonna burn a cross.  White power!

Oklahoma frat boy approved panties

All the racist pussies in Oklahoma's frats wear these panties.

On vacation with Cliven Bundy

I can't stop 'race baiting' Megyn Kelly of Fox News

The Top Gear guide to deflecting criticism of racism

1) First off when you do make racist comments, make them about a group of people from a country not near your own, preferably the country in question should be across an ocean from you.

2) When caught, loudly proclaim your original remarks were a joke and insist that people stop taking everything you say so damn seriously, after all you're just a trio of blokes on a BBC show that's rebroadcast worldwide. It's not like you're on the internet mouthing off and shit.

3) Make people forget the racist stuff you said by saying more racist stuff. For instance if you make remarks about Mexicans, do a bad Chinese accent and say, "Me no rikey dat you carr me lacist." Then say something about a German saluting Hitler and top that off with your impression of the Swedish chef from The Muppet Show.

4) Get your employer to offer up weak as shit apologies while you go off, get dead drunk with that talentless 'comedian' Russell Brand, and leer at his wife's big tits.

5) If a woman calls you on her racism, call her a castrating bitch and tell her to go slap some lipstick on after she gets you a pie.

6) Just ignore it all together because after all, you're white, male, and moderately famous, so what the fuck do you care if you insult a nation of millions. It's not like they'll be coming to England to kick your ass or anything.

The liberal media strikes again!

Once again the liberal media in the USA left out the most important parts of the Rich Iott Nazi cosplay story. Yes, the erstwhile GOP candidate Iott liked to dress up as a Nazi and play war games but the reason he did it was he's a big time history buff who wanted to use the Third Reich cosplay to bond with his son. That's Mr. Iott second from right in the above photo.

What the liberal media isn't telling you is that Mr. Iott and his son tried cosplay from several historical eras before they found one they sympathized with.
They tried their hand at re-enacting the race riots in 1967 Detroit but they found that the African Americans they recruited to play with them took their roles a little too seriously.
So then they tried the KKK of the 1920's when the Klan was at it's peak. But they didn't like it because it was a little too left wing for them.

Next they gave the 1070's a shot and they dabbled in Kent State massacre cosplay. They found it too modern for their liking.

So they went back in time and tried old English style bear baiting but the bear won more times than they care to mention.

So given their proclivity for reenacting troubled times in history and given the fact that Mr. Iott is a radical right wing teabagger, it only made sense that he'd choose the Nazis and their fight to bring race/corporate based fascism to the world as the thing to bond with his son over.
It's all perfectly innocent because we all know the teabaggers tell us all the time they're not racist or fascist.

More apologies

Hello America Joe Barton here and guess what? I'm sorry. That's what.

I'm sorry that we've got an uppity nigra President who insists on butting his big nose in where it don't belong. I'm sorry we got a political system where someone like him, and by that I mean an uppity nigra, could get elected.

I'm also sorry that nigras, women, and other people who don't have souls are allowed to vote. As you all know from your proper reading of the Bible, only white men who own land have souls and only they should be allowed to vote.

I'm sorry that freedom of speech is curtailed, whoa look at me using a big fancy word like 'curtailed', for those who wish to say they'd like to see our current President strung up for being such a damn dirty socialist and who most likely is using his down time in office to impregnate white women.

I'm sorry that we allow our government to make any laws that get in the way of business. Jesus wants us to take care of business by not getting in the way of business. We ought to be making laws that help business.

I'm sorry we got a government at all. It don't do nothin' but get in the way of people's right to do business. Look at them godless African nations like Somalia, they ain't got no government and it's a paradise over there. It's a place where you can make what you like out of yourself and your business. Most of the world's pirates come from Somalia, and that's pretty cool because we all know that pirates is fun and deep down good guys. I learned that from all them Disney pirate movies.

I'm sure I'm sorry for more stuff but I ain't got time to spill out any more apologies because I've been invited by the CEO of BP to go to supper. We're having money stuffed crabs but we'll be skipping desert because we don't like humble pie.