Showing posts with label Oklahoma. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Oklahoma. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

And now, here's a message from the parents of one of the expelled University of Oklahoma frat boys

Hey y'all.  What's up?  Hey, listen, our son ain't racist.  He just don't like them black peoples that's all.  He don't like them, don't want to be around them, don't want to smell them, don't want them takin' his jobs, an he definitely don't want them fucking white women. That ain't racist, that's just white pride.

Now us, we're racist.  We didn't want him going to that fancy university in the first place.  We was afraid he'd be mixin' with and havin' to smell Negroes, Mexicans, A-rabs, gays, libbys, and evolution believin' feminits and maybe some Democrats too.  But he was dead set on getting him some education and he had his heart set on going to the place where Brian Bosworth went to school.  But now that he's home, we're gonna fix him up with a cousin of ours and maybe he'll take over our trailer park manager job one day.

We's proud of him for that fine song he got caught singing and we's happy he's home.  Now, y'all excuse us, we got to go to bingo at the Methodist church and then later we're gonna burn a cross.  White power!

Monday, March 9, 2015

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

You're not doing fine Oklahoma. Okay?

Pop quiz time. What building is this:
Give up?
It's the Murrah building in Oklahoma that Tim McVeigh blew up.
You remember Tim McVeigh don't you?
He was the terrorist who was in one of those wacky anti government militias. Him and his Bill Clinton and liberal hating pals blew up that building. It was the worst act of terrorism on American soil up until Bush let us get attacked on 9/11.
You'd think that in Oklahoma of all places they'd shun the militias and their anti government rhetoric. You'd think that they want nothing to do with people who are heavily armed and hopped up on Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, Glenn Beck, and hatred for liberals, blacks, Jews, and anyone who isn't white. Well sport, incredibly enough, you'd be fucking wrong. Click here to read about how some 'lawmakers' in Oklahoma want to cozy up to the militia types. They actually want a state sanctioned anti federal government militia in Oklahoma that will 'defend' their state against the encroaching power of incumbents in Washington DC.

Some folks in Oklahoma are eat up with stupid.