Trump or DeSantis?

"We like Ike."

"Both make my vagina dry up."

"Spiderman!"

"Look, I need to pee so I guess Joe Biden."

"We've decided to back whoever isn't a fascist, so neither. Also we hear Dr. Jeff Schoondyke attacked Dr. Monkey and got away with it. He's an angry closeted bully who brutally attacked our friend and karma will come back to bite him"

"I love to vote against my self intrest so I'm going to vote for whoever scares me most with their wildest conspiracy theories."

 

Thou shall not bear false witness

Serial liar and shitty Christian Gomer Huckabee said that only Muslims are attacking innocent people.  I guess he forgot all about these white mass murderers who attacked innocent people:

• Tim McVeigh
• Dylan Klebold 
• Eric Harris
• Jared Lee Loughner
• James Holmes
• Eric Rudolph
• Anders Breivik
• Adam Lanza
• Dylan Roof
• Jim David Adkisson
• Robert Dear

I'm sure there are more but those are the ones that I just thought of without doing too much research, which proves yet again that Mike Huckabee is a fucking liar and the shitty-iest Christian ever.

Whiny Republican asshole of the month

That's Pete Kinder.  He gets paid $86,000 a year for being Lt. Governor of Missouri.  He says he's 'impoverished' and he wants the state to pay him more money.  But wait, here's the best part: he's a small government fiscally conservative Republican.

That's right.  He doesn't want government to waste money on things like feeding the poor or making sure that schools are fully funded or fixing buildings, bridges, and roads.  But he does want the government to pay him more money so he can stop others from getting money.

Fuck him.  The job of government isn't to enrich assholes like this.  It doesn't exist so he can line his pockets.  I get by on a fifth of what this whiny piece of shit asshole makes.  So, yeah, fuck him.  Fuck him with a chainsaw.

Now all I need...

...is a bucket of lube and for George to bend over and I've got myself a fun night!

Oh girl

Today in Condi news.


Condi abroad-

From the Associated Press:
OSLO, Norway -
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice on Thursday dismissed as "ludicrous" Russian concerns that Washington's plans to deploy anti-missile defenses in Europe would endanger Moscow's nuclear arsenal. (We Imagine that someone in The Kremlin has written a memo entitled "Bush determined to attack inside Russia" but unlike Condi who dismissed the memo that read "Bin Laden determined to attack inside US" the folks in the Kremlin are taking their threat seriously.)


Condi at home-
From the Associated Press
OSLO, Norway — Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said Thursday she has already answered the questions she has been subpoenaed to answer before a congressional committee and suggested she is not inclined to comply with the order.
Rice said she would respond by mail to questions from the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee on the Bush administration's prewar claims about Saddam Hussein seeking weapons of mass destruction, but signaled she would not appear in person. (Why should she appear in person, her boss tells her that Congress has no oversight over the White House.)


Ol' Condi sounds a lot like her boss when she dismisses other nations concerns over things that directly affect those nations and scoffing at Congress. We suppose we should not blame Ol' Condi she is after all just taking her cue from the Idiot in Chief.