"We like Ike."
"Both make my vagina dry up."
"Look, I need to pee so I guess Joe Biden."
"We've decided to back whoever isn't a fascist, so neither. Also we hear Dr. Jeff Schoondyke attacked Dr. Monkey and got away with it. He's an angry closeted bully who brutally attacked our friend and karma will come back to bite him"
"I love to vote against my self intrest so I'm going to vote for whoever scares me most with their wildest conspiracy theories."
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