I hope you're happy BP

Your oil spill made Evan the wonder baby cry.
You damn British bastards.

Here's a very special guest post by Rev. Bocephus Peterson

Greetings Christians and those who haven't accepted Jesus yet and who are subsequently going to hell. I hope you're all doing well, and when I say 'all,' I mean only the Christians. My God, the most awesome and only god out there, has instructed me to drop in here on this atheist blog to give you all a lesson about oil and it's place in our religious and daily lives.

First of all you may be asking:
Oil is the life giving substance that we all need to survive. It powers our cars which take us to church and whatever job you may have, so right there it's hugely important. We also use oils to cook, to lubricate, to eat, and to anoint once and future messiahs. Some say we'd be better off if we left oil alone, but of course those people would be Buddhists, Unitarians, liberal Presbyterians, or some other incorrect religion. God gave us that oil to use and if we don't use it then he'll be mad at us.

Science will tell you that it takes millions of years for oil to form and once again they would be wrong. Oil was formed a few thousand years ago. Jesus appeared to the dinosaurs and he revealed himself to be the son of God. He offered them salvation but they declined because their small brains could not understand the gift our savior was offering them. And this made Jesus angry so he smote them and they turned into light sweet crude, canola, and olive oils and all those oils were runny and they spread out over the entire earth.
After he turned the dinosaurs into oil Jesus calmed down and had a nap. While his son napped God made humans and the rest of the animals. He made them all intelligent so that when the time came they, we, could accept his son. When Jesus woke up he saw what his dad did and he decided that in order to find oil we would have to search for it in places where the people might not know about him. He did this so we could go to far off lands and spread the Gospels while we took the oil God made for us.

All this in your Bibles. All you have to do it to connect the dots and read between the lines.

So remember, when some atheist Communist anti oil Nazi tells you that we're supposed to protect the earth, you tell them that it's in the Bible that we're supposed to burn all the oil we can because God put it here for us to use. And he loves us more than he did the dinosaurs.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my local BP station to fill up, spill up, and to pray for more oil.

Intervention

Are you familiar with this show on A&E?I've watched it a few times, mainly after Sparky went to bed because it's not her kind of TV show, and I saw an episode last night on A&E On Demand about a young woman in CA who is a drunk, a meth addict, and a stripper. During her intervention she was laughing at her family and all the people who were trying to help her. Eventually she broke down and agreed to go into treatment but she lasted about 3 weeks before they tossed her out. Then when she got back to CA after betting tossed from treatment she said she wasn't going back to get any more help. So her family had her arrested on some outstanding warrants against her. The judge gave her a choice of 90 days in jail or enroll in a two year drug and alcohol treatment, the crazy woman chose jail because she wanted to get out, have a drink, and then go back to stripping. Some people never learn.

But when it comes down to it, she's no different from this guy:He's sick, he refuses all help, and he keeps plunging himself and us in deeper with his antics. He took us into an illegal immoral unethical war and after over one million people dead and millions of other lives shattered he keeps us there because he thinks history or his god will vindicate him in the end. He's addicted to war and to making sure his corporate pals make obscene profits off of his big adventure. If FDR or Harry Truman had fought WW2 and the Korean War with cost plus contracts for war material providers then they would have been impeached as soon as the first bomb dropped. Instead they did the right thing, they fought wars with open and transparent financing. Truman and FDR also went to war with clear defined objectives and with the full backing the US Congress and most of the citizens of this country, unlike Bush who went to war with only the backing of the Republicans in Congress, some turncoat Democrats, and the corporate media.
Driving his addiction to war is our addiction to oil. We're all addicted to it here in the USA and our Idiot in Chief is merely enabling our addiction that is ruining our planet. Just like the guy in the above picture we're drunk on oil and petroleum related products. We're as drunk on oil as Bush is drunk on power. I think it's too late for an invervention on Bush but we can all do something about our addiction to oil. I'm not going to put a laundry list of things you can do to ease your use of oil and petroleum based products, most of you know what you need to do, so please, get off your asses and start doing it. And come November you need to vote out anyone in Congress and in your city and state who won't help us get clean and sober from our oil addiction.