Re-captioned New Yorker Cartoon #18

"Next time you suggest I go with you to some god damn pretentious art gallery opening, I suggest you feel free to leave this child behind."

Happy...

...Smurf day?

No.

Happy Surf day?

No.

Happy Turf day?

Almost.

Sparky and I wish all of you a happy Earth Day!

Re-captioned New Yorker Cartoon #17

"It's Madeline Albright, don't pick her up. I don't want to hear her plug her latest book yet again."

(This cartoon originally appeared in the 10-5-87 issue of the New Yorker.)

Re-captioned New Yorker cartoon #16

"Sorry sir, but this table is reserved for Senator Larry Craig and his evangelical minister friends."

(This cartoon originally appeared in the Feb. 11/18 2008 issue of the New Yorker.)

Re-captioned New Yorker Cartoon #15

The brain trust behind the Republican war of terror.

(This cartoon originally appeared in the 1-16-89 issue of the New Yorker.)

Re-captioned New Yorker Cartoon #14

"Our economic stimulus check came today. Now I can afford to get you both spayed and neutered. Thank you George W. Bush!"


(This cartoon originally appeared in the 10-24-1988 issue of the New Yorker.)

Re-captioned New Yorker Cartoon #13

"If you refer to making love as "caging our voters" one more time, I swear I'll cut off your little huckabee."

(This cartoon appeared originally in the 11-5-84 issue of the New Yorker.)

Re-captioned New Yorker Cartoon #12

'Your honor, this couple stands accused of going into a Wal-Mart and not buying anything. They also did not stop at the Starbucks in the lobby to buy a cup of coffee on their way up here. I recommend you throw the book at these anti corporate terrorists!"

(This cartoon originally appeared in the 9-22-86 issue of the New Yorker.)

Re-captioned New Yorker Cartoon #11

"We'd like to hire you, work you half to death, stress you out, deny you your benefits when you need them, pass you over for promotions, pay you a lower salary than you deserve, and then lay you off when you need this job the most. Is all that okay with you?"

(This cartoon originally appeared in the 1-2-1984 issue of the New Yorker.)

Re-captioned New Yorker Cartoon #10

"I've got a nagging feeling that despite it all, we're still being left behind."

(This cartoon originally appeared in the 5-30-1994 issue of the New Yorker.)

Re-Captioned New Yorker Cartoon #9

"Why yes, I'd love to have a US military base built here!"

(This cartoon originally appeared in the 6-6-1953 issue of the New Yorker.)

Re-Captioned New Yorker Cartoon #8

"Your loan came through, we'll go ahead and save your life now."


(This cartoon originally appeared in the 2-4-1950 issue of the New Yorker. The original caption was, "By the way-you for or against socialized medicine?")

Re-Captioned New Yorker Cartoon #7

"Good news! We're getting a Super Wal Mart and Super Target here next month!"

(This cartoon originally appeared in the 11-26-1949 issue of the New Yorker.)

Re-captioned New Yorker Cartoon #6

"The Christmas parties in Larry Craig's office get kinkier every year."

Recaptioned New Yorker cartoon #5

"I'm laying you guys off indefinitely. I found some undocumented Neanderthals that will work for half your salary."

(Original cartoon appeared in the 1-11-1969 issue of the New Yorker.)

Recaptioned New Yorker Cartoon #4

"If you ever vote for another person with the last name of Bush again, I swear I'll off you in your sleep."

(This cartoon originally appeared in the 12-25-71 issue of The New Yorker.)

Recaptioned New Yorker Cartoon #3

"Harry was too young for the Vietnam war, too old for the Iraq war, but he's just the right age for the war on Christmas!"

(This cartoon originally appeared in the October 26, 1968 issue of the New Yorker.)

Re-captioned New Yorker Cartoon #2

"Carstairs, I seem to have forgotten who we're supposed to be oppressing today. Be a pal and remind me ok?"

Re-captioned New Yorker Cartoons

"Oh look, they're building a Starbucks inside a Wal-Mart that's inside a McDonald's that's inside the American owned factory where we make all those shitty products for the lazy people of the USA."

(Cartoon comes from the Nov. 16, 1966 issue of the New Yorker.)