Inaction in the US Senate on gun control, what's your reaction?

"Those rich old men know what they're doing.  I trust them completely, especially with my vagina."

"I'm too busy working four jobs to care.  Frankly, I'd be glad to get shot so I can be put out of this capitalist nightmare we're all trapped in."

"Read me the part where Jesus shot up those Roman motherfuckers with his assault rifle."

"I'm harboring ISIS terrorists in my hair."

"Better many get shot and killed than a few lose their guns."

Give them what they want

White Christian terrorists in Oregon have taken over a federal building in order to protest one of their own getting convicted of deliberately setting fires on federal land.  These right wing ammosexuals want a confrontation with the government and they want to provoke violence so they can become martyrs to the 'small gubbmint' movement.  I say we give these lawbreaking assholes what they want and we send in troops with their guns blazing.  These frightened little weasels will run like rabbits when confronted with the reality that no one shares their world view or their delusions.

The blame game

I don't blame that 9 year old girl who shot and killed her shooting instructor.  She's only 9 years old, accidents like that are to be expected when you force a little kid to learn to shoot an Uzi.  No, I don't blame the kid who will now suffer the rest of her life with PTSD and guilt over murdering another human being at such a young age.

I blame her fucking stupid shit stain parents who forced their 9 year old kid to learn to shoot an automatic weapon.  Those fuckers need to be tried and convicted of manslaughter at the very least, or if this was a perfect world, murder in the first degree.   Even if they aren't convicted of any crime, they need to lose all parental rights to their child.  Monsters like them have no right to fuck up children like they've fucked up their 9 year old daughter.

Current mood:

"Hey...

...how come no good lookin' women will go out with us?  What's wrong with us?  Here we are waving around our substitute penises and we're dressed up all nice and shit.  You'd think they'd be all over us.  Oh well, one day we'll make 'em pay for not going out with us good guys with guns.  Yes we will."

'Murica!

A future school shooter with her first gun.  Happy long weekend everybody!

It's all the rage

In order to not blame a shooting death on the availability of guns a Fox 'News' personality claimed that a fatal shooting in a movie theater in Florida was the result of data rage.  So let's join the fun and make up some other 'rages' to blame gun crimes on:

• Life rage is when you own a gun and sense others are tired of living, so you shoot them.
• Dying to be a victim rage is when you can sense that weak liberals would rather be victims than responsible gun owners, so you give them what they want and shoot them.
• Going to be with Jesus rage happens when responsible gun owners sense that people would rather be shot and killed so they can go be with Jesus, so they shoot them.
• Modern art rage is when gun owners just know that blood spatters would make some cool looking modern art on the walls and floors of public buildings so they shoot a bunch of people to make that happen.
• Rage rage is when you run out of excuses for all the murders committed by gun owners and you just start firing into crowds of people in order to show everyone what a great shot you are before you take your own life or before the cops gun you down.

Remember, it's never the gun or the easy access to it, there's always a reason why the victims were asking for it.  And no, this is not a good time to talk about gun control.