"Those rich old men know what they're doing. I trust them completely, especially with my vagina."
"I'm too busy working four jobs to care. Frankly, I'd be glad to get shot so I can be put out of this capitalist nightmare we're all trapped in."
"Read me the part where Jesus shot up those Roman motherfuckers with his assault rifle."
"I'm harboring ISIS terrorists in my hair."
"Better many get shot and killed than a few lose their guns."