Let it go before it kills you

There is one group of people who will always hate Michael Vick and who will never stop vilifying him no matter what he does and that group of people is made up of primarily white women.  Not all white women are in that group but the group is made up of mainly white women.

Never mind the fact that Vick admitted his guilt, took his punishment, did his time in federal prison, paid his fines, and to this day donates time and money to animal welfare organizations.  It's still not good enough for the white gals who hate him.  They cling to their hatred of him like it's a precious thing that's not to be let go of no matter what.  They use any and every opportunity no matter who slight or small to remind you that they hate Vick.  And they get indignant when you don't join them in their hatred, they look at you like you're some kind of animal cruelty enabler who is just waiting for them to turn their heads so you can kick a dog, stage a cockfight, or skin a cat.

The sad thing about all this is that it's no longer really about Michael Vick and his role in staging dog fights.  It's not about his cruelty to animals which he's paid dearly for and for which he is still making amends for.  Nope.  What it's about it how some people cling to hate and nurture it like it's a seedling that will grow up one day and finally give Vick his just and true punishment, whatever that is.  I had one white woman admit to me on Facebook that in her eyes there was no punishment that would ever be enough for her, she wanted to see Vick suffer for all of eternity for what he did.  Another demanded I give her proof  of what Vick is doing to help animals now and this is a direct quote, "And please don't give me a link to explain."  So what she wanted was proof but not proof she actually had to go and read for herself because dang it, all that reading would take away from her precious Vick hate time.

Dog fighting is horrible.  Animal abuse is horrible.  I deplore it.  I am a dog person, I don't hate cats, I just can't have one because their dander dries my eyes out and makes me miserable.  So I like dogs.  They're loyal, they love you unconditionally, and you can blame them for the fart smells.  I hated what Vick and his pals did.  I hate anyone who stages and profits off of dog fights and now it's a federal crime to attend a dog fight, which is a good thing to come from the Vick case, so I'm not in any way condoning what Vick did.  Period.  What I am saying is Vick did the crime, he did the time.  He paid the fine and he's walking the line.  For anyone to still hate him and want to deny him a second or third chance at life is shitty, petty, and hateful.  It's not about your love of animals, it's about your hatred of a man, and yes, in some cases it's because he's black.

If you happen to read this blog and you're one of those people who will never let your hated of Michael Vick go, then please stop reading this blog right away and don't bother commenting because your hateful comments won't ever see the light of day.

And now a word from Michael Vick

Hi everybody. NFL quarterback Michael Vick here. How ya'll doin'? Ya'll calmed down yet? Hell I pleaded guilty what more do you want? I'm sitting out the season and it looks like I'm going to prison for a bit. Ain't that enough for you? I promise to never do that dog fighting shit again. I mean it. I'll be good. I'll come back and I'll make all of you proud of me again.

What I wanted to talk to ya'll about is since I can't make two dogs fight until one of them is almost dead and since I can't go on and kill that almost dead dog with my bare hands I got to find something to do while I wait to be sentenced. Football is out since I been suspended indefintely. Drug dealing is out. But I did figure out a new hobby for me and my buds. How ya'll feel about cat fighting?


You cool with that? I thought you would be. It's not dog fighting after all and my good buddy OJ Simpson is gonna help me organize it. Ain't you OJ?
Sure I am, after I get finished doing publicity for my new book that is!

Ok man, you come on board when you're ready. I'm not rushing you or anything.
Good you know how I get when I'm rushed.
Put that shiv down OJ and go get started humping that book.

Is he gone? Whew. He gives me the willies! Anyway I got some great cat fighitng matches lined up. Ya'll ready to hear about them? Hell yeah you are, so here's what I got for ya:


First match is Tigger

vs. Top Cat.
My money is on Top Cat. That is one mean but still stylin' feline!

Next up is a battle between two extinct cats. The Tasmanian Tiger takes on a sabre tooth tiger.
It's gonna be a fang-tastic battle!

Then we got a palate cleanser of a fight between Heathcliff

and MC Skat Cat.
I hired Paula Adbul to be ring girl for that bout!

Then finally we got a four cat tag team loser leaves town battle royale bewteen the Devil Cats
and Ol' One Eyewho is partnering with his old mentor The Lynx.

That should be one crazy match. I'll predict that some pussy is going down in that tussle.

So thats what I got going on until I go to the grey bar hotel for 1 to 5 years. Ya'll come on out to the house and we'll watch them kittys tangle. Hey if ya'll would, pick me up some doughnuts and chicken wings on your way over. And maybe some hot sauce too. And a bottle of Alize. All right then America, I'll see ya'll at my place. Be cool.

I'm here to help you Mike

Yo Michael Vick, why so tense?

Are you uptight that your boyz in da hood were all gonna testify against you? Is that why you're gonna plead guilty to the dog fighting charges? Is that why you're kicking that mutt?

I knew that was it. Dude tell me, how many years do you think you'll do in the pen?
Only two?

What about the state charges? What do you think of those? Man you are defiant to the end, aren't you? You know what Mike? I hope they all, the feds and the Commonwealth of VA, throw the book at you, you damn greedy animal hating prick. You picked the one thing to do as a hobby, dog fighting, that unites all of America in a new hatred for you. You had it all, money, fame, women, a Nike shoe contract, and a pro sports career but you tossed it all aside so you could force dogs to fight and kill one another for your amusement. Well it looks like you and your stupid brother Marcus are pretty much alike after all. Only it took him way less time to fuck up like you did and maybe he's actually the smart one in your family because after all his antics only got him thrown off the VA Tech football team and yours are gonna get your ass landed in a Federal Penitentiary.


Maybe your stupid redneck ass thinks there is some special penitentiary for NFL players. Well pal, I'm here to tell you there's not. Just ask Rae Carruth. He'll tell you, when he's not being anally raped by an Aryan Brotherhood gang member that is, that you're dumb ass is going to the big house, the gray bar hotel and it's not gonna be pretty.
Maybe your stupid ass thinks that because you're a sports millionaire you'll get to go to a coed prison or maybe to a women's prison. Nope. Wrong again. You're going in the joint baby. And if there is any justice you're dumb ass is gonna be as overstuffed with you know what just like this shitty ravioli is.
Mikey, I just wanted to give you the heads up that what you're going to is not this:


But this:So unless you want to end up like little Linda Blair then I'd watch out for broomsticks near my rectum if I was you. Or maybe you better use those millions you got to stock up on lube so when you do get a broom handle shoved up where the sun don't shine then it won't hurt so bad.

Maybe you can find Jesus in prison. I hear he's quite easy to find in there. Maybe Jesus will protect your dumb ass in the big house.

Wait, I got an idea Mikey. If it turns out that you like the anal play, then when you get out of prison instead of trying to get back into the NFL you can ease into making gay porn. Hell dude, you already have a porn name, you remember it's the alias you used to use when you boinked groupies and gave them herpes. Say it with me Mikey:

RON MEXICO!

Dude, I am so happy you are going to lose your NFL job and your shoe contract with Nike and all that money down the line. Prison could not have happened to a more deserving asshole. You damn insensitive murdering prick. I hope you rot in Federal and or state prison for the rest of your sorry life.