Fame whore bitches about being famous

"Sure I was a candidate for the vice presidency, a half term governor of Alaska, the subject of a reality TV show, a book writer, a TV pundit, and my daughter has a TV show, but honestly, how do John Kerry and the Democrats know who I am?  I'm just a mom who has relentlessly used her family and her politics to get famous but how do they know who I am?  Yes, I'm on Fox News, Discovery, and any other TV network that will have and pay me, but just because I'm famous doesn't give them the right to talk about me.  Honestly, the things people think they can get away with just because I'm a celebrity.

Now, who wants to pay for my autograph or to have my picture taken with them?

Hey, where are you all going?

Come back!

Stop attacking my family!

PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"

Fuck you Tracy Morgan

No, seriously, fuck you, you fucking homophobe asshole.

Did you think everyone in Tennessee is a homophobe like you? Is that why you thought you'd go off on your little anti gay rant in Nashville? You thought that maybe since we all used to hate blacks that we're over that and now we hate all gays?

Newsflash for you you asshole: Not all of us hated blacks, although in your case we're more than willing to make an exception. And most of us don't hate gays, despite what our idiotic legislature would have you believe.

If you'd stab your son if he told you he was gay then you need help you sick fuck you. You must really hate homosexuals and yourself too to say something like that. And don't try to pass this rant of yours off as, "Oh I was trying to be funny." Because we all know you weren't. For some reason you let your mask slip and when it did your real hateful homophobic face and views showed up.

Homosexuality isn't a choice you creep, it never has been. But if it is, then heterosexuality must be a choice too, so tell me Tracy, when did you choose to be straight? Huh? When? Oh that's right, you didn't make that choice, you were born that way.

Telling gay kids they meed to quit whining and take some punishment because they're gay is just fucking sick. It's never okay for kids of any stripe to be bullied. But if gay kids need to shut up and take some punishment then so should black kids when they get bullied and called things like 'nigger' or 'coon.' What? You don't like that? Black kids shouldn't have to suffer that in school and on playgrounds? Well asshole, the same thing applies to gay kids.

And you can take your non apology apology and stick it up your fat black ass. You never apologized for what you said or for your homophobia in general, you apologized if you hurt any one's feelings. Get your stupid ass to rehab you piece of shit. Or maybe you want to be the black Dennis Miller. Maybe you want to be the black court jester for the gay hating right wing. They'd love to have a 'catch' like to to 'prove' they're not racist. "Oh look, Tracy Morgan hates gays and thinks they should be bullied and discriminated against, so it's all good!" Yeah, that suits you, you gutless punk.

Stay the fuck out of Tennessee with your homophobic bullshit. Stay up in NYC and do that little act up there and see what happens.

Better yet, just slink off into the sunset you unfunny asshole. We don't need your kind of scum in the USA anymore.

I didn't think it was possible...

...for me to despise John Edwards more than I did, but after seeing the creepy pictures of the woman he had the affair and love child with, I'm ready to choke the life out of him and his icky paramour if I ever meet either of them.

Did they really think it was a good idea for her to pose in a shot like this:
Maybe her and Edwards did it on that very bed! And maybe they used those very stuffed animals to get themselves off! Oh the delicious creepiness of it all.

But wait, the parade of grossness isn't over yet, I give you this shot:
Hey Ms. Hunter, nothing wrong with using your kid as a prop in your cheesecake shot is there? I can almost hear her little voice now, "Hey mommy, show your beaver to the camera like you do for daddy and the guys at the truck stop out near exit 47." All bets are off after you stalk, screw, and get knocked up by a big time politician, aren't they hon?

All kidding aside Rielle, I hope you and Johnny get everything you deserve as you live out your lives in the trailer park of hypocrisy and white trash damnation. I know you kids have plenty of money, Johnny's a millionaire, so your bastard will always have the finest Doritos, Mountain Dew, and chicken nuggets money can buy.