Jimmy Olsen, Superman's pal

Creepy enough for you?

Nope, that's not creepy at all

Oh wait, yes, yes it is.

One finds the weirdest, creepiest stuff in antique stores

 This bunny would give any one nightmares.

 The creepiness of this piece is astounding.

 There.  Are.  No.  Words. 

And get a look at this creepy fat bastard.  Is he going to eat or break that horse he's sitting on?

Who's up for a little head?

Three dicks and a dolt

• Congrats Andy Bitemart, you got one. You can hang Weiner's penis on your belt of liberal scalps. And then you can pet it, stroke it, and fondle it to your hearts content.
  
• Well done Weiner. You gave that idiot Bitemart some journalistic cred. The same rules that apply to hypocritical Republicans also apply to you. Get caught and you pay the price. What you did before you got married is none of my business, but what you did after you got hitched while in office, well that's just fucking dumb and you deserve any repercussions that happen. Fucking idiot.
• John Edwards, you're an even bigger idiot than Weiner. You think you're too smart or too good to go to jail for breaking the law. You're not. You may actually beat the rap on this indictment but you'll always be guilty in the court of public opinion. You're finished. Toast. No one gives a shit what you say or do anymore. You make me ashamed that I supported you. And you defame your dead wife with every breath you take you piece of shit. I'd like to meet you face to face someday so I could bitch slap you, you disgusting piece of shit. Oh, and the whore you had a kid with, she's a disgusting piece of shit too. You deserve each other.
  
• Quitter Palin refuses to admit she flubbed her history. You know what? I don't expect her to know history, after all she kept changing colleges and then she had all those kids to raise while she prayed for Jesus to come back so he could smite the gays. So, heck fire, she just didn't have time to learn that Paul Revere wasn't warning the British or ringing bells. But what I do expect from her, although why I expect it is beyond me since she's proven that she won't ever ever EVER do the right thing, is to admit she got her history wrong and to move on. In her world asking her the time of day is a 'gotcha' question and to admit you got a fact wrong is a sign of weakness that willfully ignorant people can't allow. If she did allow herself that she got something wrong then her followers would tear her apart. She'd no longer be the alpha bitch and she and her coterie of crazy coots can't have that.
  

Stellar swag

My fabulous friend Karen Finlay sent me this super swell postcard:
Karen is the best. She's been a long time blog and Facebook pal and we used to be big Flickr buds as well until Flickr got all shitty and deleted my account that had over 1000 images on it.

My friend Keith, who I met through this blog, gave me this book today:It's a creepy cool book about a small town in Wisconsin that had more than it's share of madness and odd events going down in the late 19th and early 2oth century. It's full of uber creepy black and white photos and the text that goes with them is at times hair raising. I love it.

Yay swag!

Creepy house of the week

This house is down the hill and about 150 yards from our old farm in Lee County, VA. Before we built the house we lived in from 1975 through 1980 we stored a bunch of our furniture and other stuff in this house. And yes, at that time it was occupied. An old spinster lived there with her nephew. Now that I think back about that house and about them, there was something a bit Dickensian about them and that old house. I imagine it was really something back in the days when it was first built.

Awkward

"Daddy, could you keep your hands where I can see them while you give me this talk?"

Unintentionally creepy book cover of the week