How has the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell affected you so far?

"It upset me so bad that I had to go back to using training wheels on my bike."

"Dude, fuck some 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' bullshit. Can't you see we got a kid to raise here? Hopefully we can get on that new MTV 2 show Preteen Mom so we can make some coin. Pampers ain't cheap homey."

"They asked. I told. We plotzed!"

"I got a sack full of gay mail to deliver to gay males which means I no longer have time to save the whales or to sniff Christian Bale's snails. So you could say it took the wind is out of my sails."

"I just canceled my plans to go join the Marines. I was gonna go and join up but now that I might have to get gay married or have sweaty sex with a bull dyke, well that's just too much for me to bear. I want to defend my country and all, but I draw the line at letting some drill sergeant drill me. So instead of leading men into battle or doing whatever them Marines do, I'll go into the family business of providing out of date magazines to the waiting rooms of doctors and dentists."

And now, here's a serious post from a serious guy

Greeting blog readers, Devon Harrington Bubblewhip the third here, as I am sure you know by now, they've repealed Don't Ask, Don't Tell. Well, I for one am one hundred percent behind this repeal. It's about time we let the gays and lezzers in the military, after all they've been getting a free ride for too long. It's high time they stepped up to the plate and defended this country of ours. And lord knows they'll do a better job of protecting us than straight soldiers have done. Look at how many time the straights let us get attacked because they were too busy chasin' tail, going to orgies, and snapping towels at one another in the shower. Those gay boys and lezzer girls will be much more diligent in protecting us from the gay Muslim Communist menace than the straights were because they have better gaydar.

So welcome to our military you gays and dykes, it's time you rolled up your sequined sleeves and got to work protecting us from people like you! Now if you excuse me, I need to go give our pool boy one of the blow jobs I got from our local televangelist earlier today.