Greeting blog readers, Devon Harrington Bubblewhip the third here, as I am sure you know by now, they've repealed Don't Ask, Don't Tell. Well, I for one am one hundred percent behind this repeal. It's about time we let the gays and lezzers in the military, after all they've been getting a free ride for too long. It's high time they stepped up to the plate and defended this country of ours. And lord knows they'll do a better job of protecting us than straight soldiers have done. Look at how many time the straights let us get attacked because they were too busy chasin' tail, going to orgies, and snapping towels at one another in the shower. Those gay boys and lezzer girls will be much more diligent in protecting us from the gay Muslim Communist menace than the straights were because they have better gaydar.
So welcome to our military you gays and dykes, it's time you rolled up your sequined sleeves and got to work protecting us from people like you! Now if you excuse me, I need to go give our pool boy one of the blow jobs I got from our local televangelist earlier today.