Monday, November 22, 2010

Mark your calendars

My Thanksgiving special will air on the Spuzz Channel at 10:30 PM on Thanksgiving night. This year's show is going to be the bestest one ever!

My co hostSigourney Weaver and I will sing many duets, engage in cheesy comedic banter, make out a bit, and do Tarot card readings for Phylis Schlafly and Christine O'Donnell.

Then we'll track down the ever elusive Julianne Moore
and shave her muff so that we can weave a shirt out of her pubic hair. And we'll give that pubic hair shirt to Sofia Coppola.
Next I'll welcome on Eva Birthistle
and she and I will grease each other up in a mixture of turkey fat, pumpkin pie filling, and Vitalis and we'll tag team wrestle an international contingent of actresses that include Catherine Deneuve
Diane Kruger and Alex Kingston.

And finally Mena Suvrai will drop in to help us kick off the official war on Christmas.

This year, with the help of the liberal media, the labor unions, George Soros, and Barbra Bush's miscarried fetus in a jar, we're going to kick Jesus's ass in the war on Christmas!So don't forget to mark your calendars for this year's show, it's going to be super monkey-tastic!


PENolan said...

I love the war on Christmas
Happy Holidays, Motherfucker

Mnmom said...

I never miss it!!

SkylersDad said...

I'm all misty eyed, this will be better than a Charlie Brown special!

Jay Allbritton said...

What a wonderful world.

gmb said...

Man, if I had a tv I would so watch this.

And kudos PENolan for the best comment ever.

By the way, Dr. Monkey, I saw Julianne Moore in person a few years back at a bakery in the village. Her really adorable little girl was holding the door shut and she had her move away so I could go in. Didn't see her at first because the kid was so cute. Then I saw her and thought, oh, must be.... The kid looks just like her. Julianne seemed really normal (if stunningly beautiful).

Lsamsa said...

Well, I must say Dr. Monkey...that you have very good taste in women.
My personal favourite...Catherine Deneuve, both then & now.

Estancia De La Ding Dong said...

Mena - wow - my heart's throbbing... oh wait, that's not my heart...